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Jesus

I am here for Serious Relationships

About Me

I am an imaginary character that a bunch of people now worship. Tales of my imaginary exploits are based on the myth of an ancient man-god named Mithras, who, like me, was also completely imaginary.

My Interests

Being worshipped by the ignorant, being crucified and appearing on grilled cheese sandwiches and clouds.

I'd like to meet:

I want as many people as possible to have a delusionary relationship with me!

Music:

Slayer

Movies:

Anything that features my favourite fictional character, god

Television:

see movies.

Books:

As a fictional character, I enjoy non-fiction, it's like fiction for me!

Heroes:

That fat guy Jerry Falwell, I heard he can eat ten bacon double cheese burgers in one sitting.

My Blog

funnies

if you can;t laught at yourself, then who can you laugh at right? :)   enjoy these beauties I picked up at loljesus.com     I invite comments from yella bellied christians and ot...
Posted by Jesus on Sat, 21 Oct 2006 09:39:00 PST

WWGHA

some links of interest if you would like to learn more about my imaginary nature: www.godisimaginary.com www.whywontgodhealamputees.com the forum link for the latter is at the bottom of the page. Ther...
Posted by Jesus on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 12:37:00 PST

my search

When I realized my status as imaginary, I asked myself WWID? In recent days I have decided to travel the myspace profile landscape, seeking out my most delusional folowers and inviting them here, to t...
Posted by Jesus on Sun, 24 Sep 2006 08:56:00 PST

Apologies to all christans

To all christians, I am so sorry (boy is my face red) that I have to break it to you like this, but I am not real. I am as pretend as santa claus and the tooth fairy. Feel free to comment on my lack o...
Posted by Jesus on Sat, 23 Sep 2006 09:19:00 PST