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About Me

My name is Luke. You didn't need to know that for it is unimportant when we are mere charades on a screen powered by electrithity. Everyone can be anyone on this here thing.

I am my own foe. You only think people are being cunts to you because of your own insecurities, most of the time people are just cunts as a general rule, not to you, you're not that special. You only upset yourself after hearing another's opinion of you. It helps to just not care. Someone says your a twat and it's up to you whether to believe them or not. You're your own foe. Don't care. It helps, believe me. Though i'm not telling you to become a devout Stoic or feel total apathy towards everything and everyone, emotion is important. And if I was, who the FUCK am I to preach anything to you?

I know many beautiful women and many beautiful men. I'm proud to know them all, whether we have met or not. I'm grateful, i've done well so far.

My Blog

Staffordshire University. (To be updated)

I study at Staffordshire University. I am currently unemployed, but to follow the habit of informing of any people left reading these blogs of some of the characters have come across (like in the Tesc...
Posted by on Sun, 05 Apr 2009 15:53:00 GMT

When I got sacked, I wrote a letter I never sent...

Steve.Before I commence, I would just like to clarify that it is by no means a bitter letter, or an attempt to regain my job, nor does it contain anthrax. I just wish to inform you of a few things. Du...
Posted by on Sat, 04 Apr 2009 09:41:00 GMT

Think of the first line of a story...

...and I'll write it.I have some, but I'd like at least twenty. This when I want a break from something bigger I have been working on.I'd appreciate it, however abstract, normal, closed or open they m...
Posted by on Sun, 29 Mar 2009 09:28:00 GMT

Romantic Poem.

Yes, most of us are wankers,Deceitful, arrogant, unkind, boring,Feigned promises of this and that and the other,Im not one of them,Not now. Yes, there are many women where I reside,Their flesh appear...
Posted by on Wed, 18 Mar 2009 13:37:00 GMT

It's good to get it out of your system...

...and i'm not going to shout to myself.Fuck you, pretentious-with-no-right-to-be-so student cunts who think you know it all, you don't. You insist on being heard, you insist on being heard by people ...
Posted by on Fri, 13 Mar 2009 04:38:00 GMT

£1-30 for an introverted nightmare.

I got on a bus today. Today I got on a bus.I felt terrible, I have had no sleep, loads of booze last night (where I told a girl I liked her and don't that muchly, which will make things awkward, which...
Posted by on Sat, 07 Feb 2009 05:47:00 GMT

T-Shirt.

Yes! She wants to meet you again, and there you were getting all paranoid due to your jealous remarks and bitterness when your bond had been severed, she must have understood though, for she not be st...
Posted by on Thu, 22 Jan 2009 16:02:00 GMT

House Party.

Can you get up? You think you can, you tried but fell back into the settee, dropping the cigarette you forgot you had in your hand, burning to the filter now, you wouldn't have felt you fingers being ...
Posted by on Thu, 08 Jan 2009 00:02:00 GMT

Les Bananes.

This is a short I made at college a few years back, unfortunately the quality is dire so you can't see any of the state of the art special effects. I thought I might put it up, as in a few months more...
Posted by on Sun, 04 Jan 2009 08:18:00 GMT

Cynicism Reprised.

For the New Year celebrations I went to Leeds. My sister lives in Leeds with her boyfriend. I stopped on the sofa with my lady, Sky +. Leeds is more in the future than my place of residing. More shops...
Posted by on Sat, 03 Jan 2009 06:18:00 GMT