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About Me

My name is Jesus, I'm just a regular guy. I save people from their sins. Its really hard and most people don't understand that. How do you ask some one to blindly believe in some one they have never met? I don't know. But I manage to get it done. If you are in the San Francisco area look me up. I hang out at Daddy's and Martuni's. Fun times. Fun times. Just don't ask me to "save your sin" unless you're willing to do the same. *wink wink :o)
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Name:: Jesus
Eye Color:: Green
Hair Color:: Brown
Right Handed Or Left Handed:: Right
The Shoes You Wore Today:: Beige Suede Leather Hogans
Your Weakness:: Shoe Sale
Your Fears:: STD's
Your Perfect Pizza:: Vegetarian
Goals You Would Like To Achieve This Year:: Find the perfect bag, a nice pair of Gucci shoes.
Your Most Overused Phrase On An Instant Messenger:: That's so Mash Potato'd.
Thoughts First Waking Up:: Who's this next to me?
Your Best Physical Feature:: Hair and Ass
Your Bedtime:: 11:30pm
Your Most Missed Memory:: My resurection
Pepsi Or Coke:: Ice Tea
McDonalds Or Burger King:: Barfalishous.
Single Or Group Dates:: Single
Lipton Ice Tea Or Nestea:: Either
Chocolate Or Vanilla:: OMG Vanilla.
Cappuccino Or Coffee:: Cappuccino
Do You Smoke:: No Way! So gross
Do You Swear:: Don't tell my Dad but only when I'm super mad.
Do You Sing:: In my car
Do You Shower Daily:: Of course.
Have You Been In Love:: To my sweet Gary.
Do You Want To Go To College:: I did for a bit
Do You Want To Get Married:: Isn't that every one's dream?
Do You Believe In Yourself:: If I didn't would that be blasphemy?
Do You Get Motion Sickness:: Only on the witch's wheel.
Do You Think You Are Attractive:: Have you seen my ass?
Are You A Health Freak:: Vegetarian. Duh! But I do like a nice thick sausage from time to time.
Do You Get Along With Your Parents:: Mostly
Do You Like Thunderstorms:: Only when I have a hot man hunk to cuddle with.
Do You Play An Instrument:: Meat whistle.
In The Past Month Have You Drank Alcohol:: martini's and wine only!
In The Past Month Have You Gone On A Date:: Only way I can keep this figure.
In The Past Month Have You Gone To The Mall:: Where else am I going to get my fashion?
In The Past Month Have You Eaten A Box:: No way!
In The Past Month Have You Eaten Sushi:: No.
In The Past Month Have You Been Dumped:: OMG Steve.
In The Past Month Have You Gone Skinny Dipping:: Man doesn't reveal himself in front of the ladies.
In The Past Month Have You Stolen Anything:: No, but Steve stole my heart.
Ever Been Drunk:: Only once
Ever Been Called A Tease:: Of course.
Ever Been Beaten Up:: Not up but off. HeHe
Ever Shoplifted:: No
How Do You Want To Die:: In the hole of a hot hunk.
What Do You Want To Be When You Grow Up:: Your savior
What Country Would You Most Like To Visit:: France!

My Interests

I like to play ping pong, take photographs, shop, cook, and play Everquest. I volunteer at the local homeless soup kitchen every now and then. http://www.jesushadaids.com

I'd like to meet:

A nice guy who wants to nail me. But not to the cross. Christopher Walken. Adam Sandler. Devo and Tom from MySpace. He's so cool.

I love this commercial.

Music:

Any thing Country. But not Kenny Chesney, his music is really gay. I also LOVE 90's alternative and of course any thing 80s. Oh My! Whip it! Whip it Good!

Movies:

Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, Any thing by Oliver Stone, SpaceBalls, and horror movies. But my favorite is The Sweetest Thing and My Best Friend's Wedding. I really liked Click too. It made me cry.

Television:

Mostly Lifetime, What not to wear, some history channel. 10yrs younger. Any thing on the cooking channel. Animal Planet but not those rescue shows. Those are so sad.

Books:

Pretty much what ever Oprah recommends. Last 4 books I've read were * YOU: The Owner's Manual By Michael Roizen and Mehmet Oz * Good Night By Dr. Michael Breus * Happiness Now! By Robert Holden * Shift Happens! By Robert Holden * Make Money, Not Excuses By Jean Chatzky

Heroes:

The people who created Google. They are awesome. My Dad is pretty sweet too. But every one looks up to their Dad. LOL. Jimmy White. Christopher Walken.