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Death Chronicle

A New Reign Has Come Where Lust Is The Law And Sex Is The Money, Where The Frigid Are Thrown In Jail

About Me

I'm a freelance music journalist for several outlets. Most importantly, I am the Editor In Chief for WWW.METALEATER.COM, as well as a contributor to: EXPLICITLY INTENSE MAGAZINE, WWW.EXPLICITLYINTENSE.COM, & WWW.KNAC.COM. I'm living a life-long dream by interviewing and reviewing all of the extremely worthy musicians in the world. I'm also devoted to spreading the metal cause and introducing new bands to the metal starved ears of fans around the world. I equally enjoy bashing the confidence out of lame ass, fake poser wanna-be bands who pretend like they have talent and belong in metal. No mercy and no quarter!

I edited my profile with Thomas’ Myspace Editor V3.6 !

My Interests

METAL! I listen constantly, I write constantly, I attend shows constantly, I interview constantly. Life revolves around metal and the art of expression. I also read voraciously and am a video game & movie nut. HUMOR also plays a huge role in both my writing and life in general. If you don't have a sense of humor, you don't belong here.For instance, if you don't find this funny, there is something seriously wrong with you!

I'd like to meet:

Maynard James Keenan, Vinnie Paul, Mikael Akerfeldt (Opeth), Chuck Billy (Testament), Robin Williams, Mitch Fatel, Jim Breuer, Rodney Carrington, the ridiculously funny Chinaman:And of course Arno Srobl & Axel Wursthorn, the brilliantly twisted minds behind:

Music:

A Perfect Circle, AC/DC, Aborted, The Absence, Aborym, Absu, The Abyss, Agathodaimon, Akercocke, Alabama Thunderpussy, Alice In Chains, Alkai Diggins, Altere, Amon Amarth, Anata, Andromeda, ANGER MANAGEMENT, Anthrax, Antimatter, Arch Enemy, Ares Kingdom, Arjen Lucassen, Arsis, AUTUMN'S END, BTO, Bad Company, Balance Of Power, BEHEMOTH, Beneath The Massacre, Benediction, BIOMECHANICAL, Black Label Society, Black Like Vengeance, Black Sabbath, Blind Guardian, Blood Duster, Blood Red Throne, Bloodbath, Bloodchurn, Bloodthorn, The Bronx Casket Company, Brutality, Burning Midget, Calvarium, Cannibal Corpse (Barnes Era), CARCASS, Carnal Forge, CARNIVAL IN COAL, Caveat, Cemetary, Centinex, Cephalic Carnage, Cheech & Chong, Chum, Circle II Circle, Circus Maximus, CLUTCH, Communic, Confessor, Corporation 187, Corrosion Of Conformity, Criminal, The Crown, Cry Of Love, Cryptopsy, DAATH, Dark Tranquility, Damage Plan, Danzig (some), Dark Angel, Darkane, DAN SWANÖ, David Alan Coe, Days Of The New (1st album only), Death, DECAPITATED, Def Leppard (Pre-Adrenallize), The Defaced, Deicide, Deimos (TX), DEMONOID, Demons & Wizards, Desolation, Destruction, DETHKLOK, Devian, The Devilworx, DEVIN TOWNSEND, Dew-Scented, Diecast, Dies Irae, Dio, Dimmu Borgir, Dire Straits, Dissection, Dog Fashion Disco, Down, Dragonlord, Dreams Of Damnation, Dream Theatre (some), The Duskfall, Dust For Life (1st Album), Dying Tribe, The Eagles (some-yeah, so shoot me!), Eazy-E, Echoes Of Eternity, EDGE OF SANITY, Eradicate, Estuary, Evergrey, EVILE, The Evoking, EXHORDER, Exhumed, Exit 13, Exodus, Exulcerate, Faith No More, Fear Factory (some), FEAR MY THOUGHTS, Fear Tech, Fireball Ministry, Fleetwood Mac, Fleshcrawl, Floodgate, Flotsam & Jetsam, Force Of Evil, Forced Entry, The Forsaken, General Surgery, George Thorogood & The Destroyers, God Forbid, Goatwhore, GOD DETHRONED, Gorguts, Grand Magus, GRAVE, Graveworm, Green Carnation, Grimfist, Hate Eternal, Hatesphere, The Haunted, HavocHate, Heaven Shall Burn, Hermano, Hexenhammer, Hokum, HYPOCRISY, Iced Earth (some), Ill-Disposed, Immolation, Immortal, Impaled, Incantation, In Flames (Old), Inner Thought, Internal Bleeding, INTO ETERNITY, Iron Maiden, Jason Becker, Johann Reinholdz, Judas Priest, Jungle Rot, Kalmah, Kataklysm, Katatonia, Kayser, Kingdom Come, Klone, Kool & The Gang, Kreator, Krisiun, Kyuss, Leadfoot, Leatherwolf, Leng Tch'e, Life of Agony (Old), Lock Up, Lost Soul, Lungbrush, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Lyzanxia, Macabre, Maladaptive, Malevolent Creation, Malignant Monster, Martriden, Mastery, Megadeth (Old), Melechesh, Mercenary, Meshuggah (some), Metal Church, Metallica (...Pre-Black album), Mirrorthrone, Mnemic, Molly Hatchet, Monstrosity, MORBID ANGEL, Mors Principium Est, Mystic Prophecy, Mucus Membrane, Naglfar, NECROPHAGIST, Nervecell, Nevermore, Nightingale, Nightrage, Nile, NonExist, Nuclear Asault (old), Obituary, Odyssey, The Old Dead Tree, OLD MAN'S CHILD, One Man Army And The Undead Quartet, Onslaught, OPETH, Origin, Orphaned Land, OVERKILL, Ozzy, Pain, Paganize, Pan-Thy-Monium, PANTERA, Paradise Lost, Pathogen, Pink Floyd, Pissing Razors, Pitts vs. Preps, Porcupine Tree, Primus, Prong, Pungent Stench, Queensryche (some), The Quill, Rammstein (some), Rebel Meets Rebel, RICK JAMES (BITCH!!), Rise To Addiction, RUSTMINE, Sacred Reich (some), Sadus, Samael, Sanity In Death, Satyricon, Savatage, Saxon, Scar Symmetry, Scarve, Scorpions (some), SENATE, Sepultura (Old), Setherial, Shadow's Fall (some), Shadows Land, Shaitan Mazar, Shaxul, Six Feet Under (some), Slayer, Soilwork, Soulscar, Speed/Kill/Hate, Spiritual Beggars, Star One, Steve Vai, STEVIE RAY VAUGHAN, Strapping Young Lad, Stuck Mojo (some), SUFFOCATION, Susperia, Symphony X, Tenacious D, Terror 2000, Terrorizer, TESTAMENT, Textures, This Ending, 3 Inches Of Blood, To-Mera, Tombthroat, TOOL, Type O-Negative (some), U.P.O. (1st album), Ultraspank (some), Unleashed, Usurper, Vader, Vehemence, Vile, Verbal Deception, Vital Remains, Warlock, WITCHERY, Within Y, White Zombie, Zakk Wylde, Zero Hour, XZIBIT, Y&T, The Yattering, Year Of Desolation, YYRKOON, ZZ TOP, Zimmers Hole, Rob Zombie (some), ZyklonI'm proud to say that the Explicity Intense quote on the Biomechanical banner above is mine! It's an honor to spread the word on one of the world's greatest bands!!!!
DAATHSpecial thanks to Angela Gossow, Michael Amott & ARCH ENEMY for making our daughter's first concert a moment none of us will ever forget!

Movies:



Gimme some sugar baby.
Which B-Movie Badass Are You?
40 YEAR OLD VIRGIN
Movie Posters
ARMY OF DARKNESSTHE BIG LEBOWSKI


MySpace Layouts
Funny Videos

CASINOCLERKSDAZED AND CONFUSED


MySpace Layouts
Funny Videos

THE EXORCISTFIGHT CLUBGOODFELLAS
Movie Posters
HALF BAKED


MySpace Layouts
Funny Videos

OFFICE SPACESCARFACE
Movie Posters
SE7ENTHE SHINING
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SUPER TROOPERSTEAM AMERICATOMMY BOYWEDDING CRASHERS
Movie Posters
Also... Anchorman, South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut, Evil Dead 2, Orgasmo, Baseketball, The Devil's Advocate, Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Dogma, Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back, Christmas Vacation, Blood In Blood Out, House Of 1,000 Corpses, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Scary Movie 1 & 3, Ace Ventura 1 & 2, Liar Liar, Dumb & Dumber, Hellraiser 1 & 2, Fallen, Devil's Rejects, Grandma's Boy, Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle, A Day Without A Mexican

Television:

THE MUPPETS:
You Are Animal
A complete lunatic, you're operating on 100% animal instincts.
You thrive on uncontrolled energy, and you're downright scary.
But you sure can beat a good drum.
"Kill! Kill!" The Muppet Personality TestDEADWOOD, LUCKY LOUIE, RENO 911, FAMILY GUY, SOUTH PARK, BEAVIS & BUTTHEAD, DRAWN TOGETHER, CHAPPELLE SHOW, IN LIVING COLOR, THE SIMPSONS

Books:

Anything and everything by: Stephen R. Donaldson, David Gemmell, Dan Simmons, Dean Koontz, Richard Bach. Also: James Redfield-The Celestine Prophecy; Brian Lumley-The Necroscope series; Clive Barker-The Books of Blood, Weaveworld, The Great & Secret Show, Everville, Imajica.And the two greatest fiction series in modern history (at least in my little world):STEPHEN R. DONALDSON'S "THE GAP" CYCLE:STEPHEN KING'S "DARK TOWER" SERIES:

Heroes:

ABOVE ALL: My Mother-Betty L. Davis, RIP I live my life in your honor. "You believed in movements none could see. You believed in me. A passionate spirit. Uncompromised. Boundless and open. A light in your eyes. Then immobilized. Broken. Fell at the hands of those movements that I wouldn't see, yet it was you who prayed for me. So what have I done to be son to an angel? What have I done to be worthy? This little light of mine, a gift you passed on to me, I'm gonna let it shine to guide you safely on your way. Your way home."And of course my family-my most incredible wife Clair, the keeper of my heart, and my wonderful step-daughter Taylor. Life would be empty without them!Also: Maynard James Keenan, Danny Carey, Adam Jones, Justin Chancellor, Robin Williams, Peter Tagtgren (Hypocrisy/Pain/Bloodbath), John K (Biomechanical), Arno Strobl & Axel Wursthorn (Carnival In Coal), Al Pacino, David Fincher, Chuck Billy (Testament), Mitch Hedberg (RIP), Dimebag (RIP), Stevie Ray Vaughan (RIP)

My Blog

REVIEW: RUSTMINE - SELF DESTRUCT

One of the best bands the Pacific Northwest has ever seen. Hopefully this is the beginning of a legacy. RUSTMINE-Self Destruct...
Posted by Death Chronicle on Thu, 01 May 2008 08:23:00 PST

REVIEW: ZIMMERS HOLE-When You Were Shouting At The Devil...We Were In League With Satan

And the winner of the longest album title of the year goes to... ZIMMERS HOLE  When You Were Shouting At The Devil&We Were In League With Satan...
Posted by Death Chronicle on Mon, 07 Apr 2008 08:06:00 PST

REVIEW: TO-MERA - Delusions

TO-MERA - Delusions
Posted by Death Chronicle on Tue, 01 Apr 2008 10:26:00 PST

REVIEW: ANNIHILATOR - Metal

Such great Thrash with such horrid vocals; it's a damn shame. ANNIHILATOR-Metal...
Posted by Death Chronicle on Mon, 25 Feb 2008 08:55:00 PST

REVIEW: BIOMECHANICAL-Cannibalised

Never have I put as much time, effort, detail and sheer respect into an album review as I have this one; I hope the review comes even remotely close to doing justice to the masterpiece concept BI...
Posted by Death Chronicle on Tue, 19 Feb 2008 01:50:00 PST

REVIEW: HATE ETERNAL - FURY AND FLAMES

In successfully capturing and emphasizing rhythm and enhanced solo frenzies while holding ever true to the unhinged brutality the band has come to be revered for, Rutan has raised the bar considerably...
Posted by Death Chronicle on Tue, 05 Feb 2008 08:33:00 PST

REVIEW: DEVIAN - NINEWINGED SERPENT

"No one will save us, and who the fuck would want to be saved?" DEVIAN-Ninewinged Serpent....
Posted by Death Chronicle on Mon, 04 Feb 2008 02:27:00 PST

METALEATER 2007 YEAR IN REVIEW

The top releases, live shows, DVDS and disappointments of 2007. Here's to another year of ass kicking Metal! METALEATER 2007 Recap...
Posted by Death Chronicle on Tue, 08 Jan 2008 07:46:00 PST

REVIEW: OPETH - THE ROUNDHOUSE TAPES

OPETH - THE ROUNDHOUSE TAPES...
Posted by Death Chronicle on Mon, 17 Dec 2007 07:40:00 PST

REVIEW: OVERKILL - IMMORTALIS

"Ride the wind son, through my eyes, you'll see where you must stand. Remember what your purpose is-and that you wear the brand." http://www.metaleater.com/albumreviews-overkill2007.php...
Posted by Death Chronicle on Thu, 15 Nov 2007 01:52:00 PST