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Ronald

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Hi I'm Ronald Mcdonald.. Yes the Spokeman for the wonderful Mcdonalds.. I am a smiling and friendly clown. I was born in Mcdonaldland and I have a bunch of awesome friends! I'm about as popular as Santa Claus.. I also enjoy long walks on the beach, eating at Mcdonalds.. and bombing down Burger Kings and Wendy's all over the world. People are trying to kill me, so if you'd like to be my body guard there is currently a position open right now.
Shout out to my homie G Grimace! I can't forget Hamburglar, Birdie, and The Fry Kids! I love you guys!
Interesting Facts about me:
I won a Nobel Prize for having such a wonderful smile
I poop fries..
There are over 1,000,000 statues of me throughout the world
My mother is chinese
I hate goldfish, I am a gold fish murder.. Keep them away from me seriously
I can pat my head and rub my tummy at the same time..
I like to paint my toe nails
I haven't decided if i'm gay or not yet..
I think Brad Pitt is delicious, I'd like to put some ketchup and fries on him and eat him right up
That makes me part Cannibal
Many of my employees at my stores like to spit on our burgers
If you can make a good lugie.. you're automically hired
Man Border Jumpers love us because we will higher them
I am anti-Bush
Someday I want to run for president
I think your hot
I have a pet that is part cat, part penguin..
I believe in a thing called love..
And I can shake it like a salt shaker.. it's in my genes
I am missing a big toe..It got cut off in a war I fought it once
I blew up 200 burger kings so far
I love to watch Re-Runs of roseann
I dated Oprah secretly for 5 months
She had my baby
I go to strip clubs regularly
I like to dress up as a woman from time to time.
I can walk in high heels like no one you've ever seen
I built the empire state building
I went on tour in china, and had a gun held to my face
I think Jesus is awesome
My dad says dicks are for chicks..
I am awesome

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My Interests

Food, Fries, Hamburgers, Ducks, Quacks, Round things, Clowns, Things that go bump in the might, Yo mama, my mama, my friends, meeting people, signing autographs, making whoopie, bombing burger kings, skipping, hula hoops, yoyo's, electricity, and so much more..

I'd like to meet:

Winona Rider, and as her why she shop lifted
Brad Pitt, and cover him in fries and ketchep
Roseann, because she has awesome acting skills
Dave Thomas, founder of wendys, so I can kill him
Mother Theresa, The Pope, Ozzy Osborne, Peter and Stewie Griffin, and YOU!

Music:

I Enjoy Rap Music, Heavy Music that makes me want to bomb burger kings.. And I like Soulful Music!
I created my own profile using nUCLEArcENTURy.COM and you should too!

Movies:

Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle (When they should have went to mcdonalds), Rocky, Terminator, Harry Potter, Star Wars, Lord Of The Rings, Gone With The Wind, The Land Before Time, Ernest Goes to Jail, Chicago, Dances With Wolves, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Clockwork Orange, Silence of the Lambs, Rocky's Horror Picture Show, Wizard Of Oz, Saw 1 and 2, 40 Year Old Virgin, etc. etc.

Television:

Family Guy, Roseann, Saved By The Bell, Teletubies, Survivor, America's Next Top Model, CSI, Americans Funniest Home Videos. I also enjoy Animal Planet, The Learning Channel, Home Improvement Shows, and Makeover Shows.

Books:

I like to read, but only your eyes.. when you staring at me..

EVERYONE LIKES MCDONALDS!

Heroes:

Around Swartzenegger and Dave Chappelle!

My Blog

You Wanna Be My Body Guard?

    Yo! I'm looking for someone who is willing to be my online Body Guard.. Fill out this APP.. and send it to me.. This Job requires you.. being my body guard.. telling everyone I'm aw...
Posted by Ronald on Sat, 05 Aug 2006 06:44:00 PST