Barbie

Hey everyone! Obviously you know who I am--the one and only Barbie of course. Lately I'm not as popular as I used to be, which really fucking sucks. What happened to the good old days when playing with dolls was cool? Now the only dolls that get some action are the blow-up ones that horny old guys like to fuck 'cause they're too ugly to get with real women. That's just pathetic. I'm hot so you should be playing with me! Do you think I'm pretty...well....DO YOU?!?! Okay so truthfully, people think I'm a big slut but like, the way I see it, I'm just giving everyone a little piece of the poon. In my spare time, I like to throw spice of life parties and have huge lesbian orgys with the spice girls. Shout outs to my girl Lindsay Lohan! I fuckin' love you girl ;) Also, xoxo to Skipper and Kelly! Fuck you Ken, you dick-sucking homo. P.S. I hate the Bratz dolls ever since they became the new IT doll for little girls to have. As if! Fuckin bitches...Myspace For Girls Only - MyGirlySpace.com