The Gorilla and the Country Boy |
A small zoo in Tennessee obtained a very rare species of gorilla. Within a few weeks the gorilla, a female, became very difficult to handle. Upon examination, the veterinarian determined the problem. ...
Posted by Joe Maggard on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 12:06:00 PST |
I Must be a Redneck |
Reasons I must be a Redneck...not just play one on TV!
1. I take my dog for a walk and we both use the same tree.
2. I can entertain myself with a fly swatter.
3. My boat has not left the driveway in ...
Posted by Joe Maggard on Sat, 06 Jan 2007 03:32:00 PST |
The Special Parrot |
This guy is not getting along so well with his wife and thinks maybe he'd like to have a pet he can get along with. So, he goes to a pet shop in search of a friend. After looking around he spots a par...
Posted by Joe Maggard on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 05:28:00 PST |
Job History |
My Job Experience
My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned, ...couldn't concentrate.
Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, so they gav...
Posted by Joe Maggard on Sat, 11 Nov 2006 03:45:00 PST |
The Lady in White on Halloween Night |
The Lady in White on Halloween NightWritten byHarry Simmons & Bill SandoneCopyright @ 2003On Halloween night we saw the lady in whiteThe whole town of Easton was up in a frightAnd no one could sle...
Posted by Joe Maggard on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 10:41:00 PST |
Suprise, Suprise! Trick or Treat? |
A cabbie picks up a nun... She gets into the cab, and notices that the very handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring.He replies: "I have a question to ask you, but...
Posted by Joe Maggard on Sat, 28 Oct 2006 01:30:00 PST |
The Farmer and the Lawyer |
A big city lawyer went duck hunting in rural Tennessee. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field on the other side of a fence. As the lawyer climbed over the fen...
Posted by Joe Maggard on Sun, 22 Oct 2006 12:09:00 PST |
Life |
Had to post this, sent to me by Marilyn today...
Oct 4, 2006 9:53 AM
Subject
Some Thoughts for Today
Body:
I received these in an email yesterday, and just had to share! Life isn't fair, but it...
Posted by Joe Maggard on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 10:04:00 PST |
The Big Lebowski Files |
Lebowski Fun Facts
Here are some "behind the scenes" facts I obtained from IMDB and Wikipedia. They're really interesting so check them out. Unless you're not into that sort of thing...and that's...
Posted by Joe Maggard on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 11:38:00 PST |
The Chuck Norris Files |
Chuck Norris's version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.
If Chuck Norris round-house kicks you, you will die. If Chuck Norris'...
Posted by Joe Maggard on Wed, 30 Aug 2006 10:55:00 PST |
