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Christopher

Uptown daddy O!

About Me

You cats are too much. Stay uptown you jive turkeys!

My Blog

The Hardest Word

Spreading poison... that's a cool phrase. Do you always try and transform it within before you vent? Sometimes it feels as if venting only makes shit worse...you ever feel that way? Fuckin A.Something...
Posted by Christopher on Tue, 26 Feb 2008 03:00:00 PST

Screaming Yellow Zonkers!

I'm watching a show on PBS about Apes, and how they learn and I suddenly realize that I have a handicap... I struggle to function as a rational human being. I gravitate towards nutting the fuck out. ...
Posted by Christopher on Wed, 20 Feb 2008 07:57:00 PST

Band of the hand

 Before you begin reading this rant, my suggested listening is on my MySpace page. Semper Fi, do you know what that means? Always Faithful. The marines use it as their slogan. I feel like such a ...
Posted by Christopher on Sat, 02 Feb 2008 10:16:00 PST

Mr. Frost

Mr. Frost Category: Writing and Poetry I had a tho...
Posted by Christopher on Sat, 02 Feb 2008 10:15:00 PST

Prophet said I, thing of Evil!

 I always feel afraid when I write. I can't for the life of me figure out if it is a sign that I am supposed to stop writing publicly, or just proof that I am reaching deep to share myself here.D...
Posted by Christopher on Thu, 31 Jan 2008 06:42:00 PST

Peoples Liberation

You know I've been a fan of stars since I was a kid. They seem made especially for me. I am not talking about celebrity "Stars" but rather the Star shape. It was made for me, doubters will crumble und...
Posted by Christopher on Fri, 25 Jan 2008 05:51:00 PST

I’d Like to Thank the Academy

When I was hidden beneath Walken I could disappear for ny length of time and not risk hurting anyone's feelings as most people assume he is incredibly busy and they are delighted for whatever he gives...
Posted by Christopher on Thu, 24 Jan 2008 05:39:00 PST

I’d Like to Thank the Academy

When I was hidden beneath Walken I could disappear for ny length of time and not risk hurting anyone's feelings as most people assume he is incredibly busy and they are delighted for whatever he gives...
Posted by Christopher on Thu, 24 Jan 2008 05:41:00 PST

Id Like to Thank the Academy

When I was hidden beneath Walken I could disappear for ny length of time and not risk hurting anyone's feelings as most people assume he is incredibly busy and they are delighted for whatever he gives...
Posted by Christopher on Thu, 24 Jan 2008 05:43:00 PST

The long haired cat from Nazareth and other strange stories

So I'm sitting here trying to decipher my gut feeling about this post before I start. Sometimes I... OK, I believe that my future self can contact my present self and... you know warn me of danger and...
Posted by Christopher on Fri, 18 Jan 2008 07:58:00 PST