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About Me

FIRST THINGS FIRST! I WILL NOT ADD YOU UNLESS YOU CONTACT ME FIRST. THERE ARE TOO MANY "BOTS" ON HERE THESE DAYS AND I HATE SPAM!I'm not incredibly formal, but I do demand an introduction. Really, it's the least you can do.
So if you wanna keep reading now... I like to store things in my bra, which has made for some interesting impressions of objects on my boobs at the end of the day. I live to laugh, and surround myself with crazy people that amuse me. Pornography has a way of finding me.
I'm a mom, a greaseball, a wife, an artist, an only child, an occasional retro pinup model, a retro pinup/cheesecake photographer (www.myspace.com/atomiccheesecakestudios),and a serious collector of all sorts of wacky shit. I'm a Karb King (old cars) and a Baltimore Bombshell (old scooters). If it's old and has an engine, chances I want to drive it, ride it and/or fix it. I fantasize about operating heavy equipment, and power tools get me hot.
I love getting greasy in the garage and reviving old junk to its former glory. I'm incredibly handy and can fix just about anything (from computers, to cars, to appliances). I do the work myself as often as I can as I TRULY ENJOY learning to do new things. I'm proud to say that I can do bodywork, put together an engine, rebuild carburetors, use a spray gun, wire a car and MIG weld.
I believe that you get ONE chance to live your life, so I choose to live it fully surrounded by friends who do the same. I have no regrets, make no excuses, and live in the moment. I recently started doing some vintage-style pin-up modeling for my personal entertainment, but I'm pretty sure I'm not really model material. I do it anyway, and post the pictures here.
I love the H.A.M.B.! And I adore and traditionally-styled hod rods and customs. That does NOT translate to "Rat Rodder", because if it's worth doing, it's worth doing RIGHT the first time. A car that "looks cool" ain't shit if you can't get it in a drive somewhere.
I have lots of "collections" that stem from my belief that I was born in the wrong era. My favorite thing to collect is old x-rated/nudie novelty items and pin-ups. I also collect 50's era cocktail items, Franciscan Starburst dinnerware, tiki mugs, tv lamps, SHAG prints, coin operated stuff (like jukeboxes, soda machines, and peepshows) and most recently Heywood Wakefield furniture. My hubby and I collect movies as well, mostly in the genres of old educational/ephemeral films, drive-in movie schlock, 70's blaxploitation, sleeze, and gory horror.
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My Interests

Things I like: my family, old cars and scooters, The UFC, pin-up gals, Halloween!, 50's atomic doo-dads, low-brow art, hunting for treasure, sideshows, Authentic 70's style pimps, traditional Hot Rods and Kustoms, Ephemera, Blaxploitation films. Old educational films, nudie x-rated and risque collectibles, paint by number art, Black velvet art, DIY, gay bingo, sublime stitching, pop art, drag queens, pugs, bad movies, big boobs, tattoos, big hair, umbrella drinks, Shag, Von Franco, Johnny Ace Studios, Googie Architecture, Monsters, 50's dinnerware, drag queens, good smells, pretty feet, vintage girdles and stockings, glittery things, grease under my nails, thrift stores, feather boas, dirty books, shriners, vintage living, artful cocktails, tough chicks who don't take any shit, wandering, my scooter club girls (www.baltimorebombshells.com), leopard print, burlesque, glam rock, expensive chocolates, egyptian cotton sheets, 'pre-implants' porn, and other points of view.
And of course, I'm totally in love with my 1951 Chevy Styleline Deluxe, Faye the Chevrolet. And yes, I work on my own shit.

I'd like to meet:

Mostly, a team of people who will be responsible for pulling me out from under my car when my tits get stuck on the undercarriage.
I'd also like to meet other scooterists, bloggers, traditional rodding folks, drag queens, burlesque performers, people with common sense that are capable of seeing through bullshit, rock stars, artists, classic pin-ups, glamazons, sexual deviants, true individuals, people who spoil their foo foo dogs, chicks that work on their own cars, people who like wigs, free spirits, independent thinkers, and misfits of all types.If you want to IM me, i'm on AOL IM as AxshnGirl.
I promise to deny anyone who sends me friend requests without the courtesy of an introduction. I'm a cunt like that.

Music:

Big Band, Lounge/Exotica, Burlesque Music, Crooners, Bowie, Iggy Pop, Lavay Smith, She Wants Revenge, Horrorpops, Sasquatch and the Sickabillys, Kaiser Chiefs, Jimmy Eat World, Green Day, Tori Amos, Arctic Monkeys, Jill Tracy, Death Cab for Cutie, The Killers, Louis XIV, Ursula 1000, Ultra Lounge, The Cramps, The Cure, Erasure, Elvis Costello, Louis Prima, Les Baxter, Count Basie, Billie Holiday, Louis Armstrong, Depeche Mode, Patsy Cline, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Johnny Cash, Reverend Horton Heat, Wanda Jackson, The Carrie Nations, Tony Bennett, Chet Baker, Swing (all types), Early glam rock, Eddie Clendening and the Blue Ribbon Boys, The Mighty Blue Kings, ELVIS!, My Life with the Thrill Kill Kult, Lords of Acid, old punk, etc etc etc..... width="425" height="350" ..

Movies:

Faster Pussycat Kill! Kill!, Beyond the Valley of the Dolls, Trainspotting, Amelie, American Pimp, Velvet Goldmine, Hot Rods to Hell, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Napoleon Dynamite, Wild at Heart, Wheels of Tragedy/Mechanized Death, Best in Show, Mother's Day, ABC's of Sex Education for Trainables, Ilsa- She Wolf of the SS, Deadly Weapons, She Devils on Wheels, Blood Feast, Polyester, Pink Flamingos, Fiend Without a Face, Night of the Living Dead, Harold and Maude, Priscilla- Queen of the Desert, My Own Private Idaho, Switchblade Sisters, Make them Die Slowly, Children Shouldn't Play with Dead things, The Incredbily Strange Creatures who Stopped living and became Mixed up zombies, The Violent Years, Manos Hands of Fate, Attack of the the eye creatures, Daddy-O, The Gore Gore Girls, Black Belt Jones, Dolemite, Welcome to the Dollhouse, Happiness, and most B-movies from the 50-60's, etc.

Television:

COPS, Sopranos, Curb your Enthusiasm, MST3K, Da Ali G Show, So Graham Norton, The Adventures of Pete and Pete, Penn and Teller Bullshit!, Judge Judy, Maury Povich (you are NOT the father), and The League of Gentlemen (the British show, not the movie)

Books:

Mental Hygiene, Gallery of Regrettable Food, Bad Hair, Psychotronic Encyclopedia of Film, Peepshow, American Psycho, Retro Luau, Artists' Archives, Shit Magnet, Answer Me!, Men's Magazines, Taschen picture books, Hot Rod magazines, 50's decorating books, The Satanic Bible, 50-60's smut/pulp.

Heroes:

Molly, John Waters, Herschel Gordon Lewis, Russ Meyer, George Barris, Tura Satana, James Lileks, Russ Meyer, Betty Page, David Bowie, Big Daddy Roth, Johnny Cash, Chesty Morgan, Divine, Mom & Dad, Judge Judy, and Queenie from the She-devils on Wheels (without her I'd never have met Mr. Right!).

My Blog

The best article on the Imus situation yet.

Jason Whitlock of the Kansas City Star: Imus isn't the real bad guy Instead of wasting time on irrelevant shock jock, black leaders need to be fighting a growing gangster culture. Th...
Posted by Action Girl! on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 09:08:00 PST

Man, this girl and I are soulmates!

AN OPEN LETTER TO MR. JAMES THATCHER, BRAND MANAGER PROCTER & GAMBLE Dear Mr. Thatcher, I have been a loyal user of your Always maxi pads for over 20 years, and I appreciate many of their features...
Posted by Action Girl! on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 12:12:00 PST

Baking Bread In My Twat- For The fans!

This was originally sent as an e-mail to my friend, but I thought it made good blog material, and knowing it's been a while, I thought I'd share. -------------- Seeing as though you've already read c...
Posted by Action Girl! on Thu, 28 Dec 2006 06:34:00 PST

Diaphragm Insertion, a handy guide for girls! (Best of Action Girl)

I posted this blog a long time ago and recently re-read it. I decided to give it a bump so my new friends could give it a read... ENJOY! Long ago, before I was married and before I had the l...
Posted by Action Girl! on Tue, 28 Feb 2006 11:53:00 PST

I put the Stumble in Santa Stumble

I went to a Santa Stumble Friday night and wandered around town with 20 drunken Santas and another "santaette". Of course, I dressed up in a slutty Santa girl outfit that was completed with a pair of ...
Posted by Action Girl! on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 05:53:00 PST

A monthly tradition.

Seems like every month, my period shows up and I'm inspired to bitch about it in my blog. Well dear readers... this month is no exception. The words flow from me like the river of chum in my pants! Le...
Posted by Action Girl! on Fri, 04 Aug 2006 12:02:00 PST

I Believe There Is No God

There Is No God by Penn Jillette Enlarge Nubar Alexanian Penn Jillette is the taller, louder half of the magic and comedy act Penn and Teller. He is a research fellow at the Cato I...
Posted by Action Girl! on Fri, 04 Aug 2006 07:37:00 PST

Weekend and the world's worst motel

This weekend me and some friends went to Scranton for the Electric City Rockabilly Run. The show had a pretty meager turnout because of forecasted rain, but we ended up having a great time anyway. Th...
Posted by Action Girl! on Mon, 24 Jul 2006 10:26:00 PST

Tuesday's with Nappy.

Tuesday night I met my friend Nappy in York for drinking, laughs and a concert. He's one of those people that always makes me laugh, and that I always manage to have fun with. The big plan was to go s...
Posted by Action Girl! on Thu, 13 Jul 2006 01:10:00 PST

Worst. morning. ever.

I get up this morning and head to the bathroom, just like I do every morning with the added twist of having to change a virtually overflowing maxi-pad from an exceptionally heavy-flow night. Luckily, ...
Posted by Action Girl! on Thu, 06 Jul 2006 12:12:00 PST