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Raoul and Amelie

sniffin ass, one dog at a time...

About Me

There are 2 fabulous pugs here... I (Raoul) decided to add my sister, Amelie. We'll start with my bio first. I'm a 1 1/2 year old male pug. My mom had my balls whacked so no kids are in my future. I enjoy taking long walks (only to run inside and promptly shit on the carpet), wrestling with my pug sister Amelie, and sleeping on my human mom's head (Action Girl!). Nothing makes me happier than rawhide, greenies and howling. I also love running up to the TV to bark at dogs on television cause they look so real! Nobody messes with my peeps, yo! Overall, I'm pretty tough in general, but there are a few things that get me ultra-upset. They are- 1. Playing cards and the shuffling sound they create 2. Ironing boards/irons 3. The song Chicken Grabber by The Nighthawks The sight or sound of these objects send me into an absolute frenzy!
(handing the mic to my sis) Bon Jour! My name is Amelie, I am very very fabulous, speak with a French accent and rule over my crass brother Raoul. I enjoy the fine things in life like tearing the eyes out of stuffed animals, whining while coveting treats, and getting vacuumed or blown-dry. I have lovely french manicure (Oui Oui! C'est Magnifique). I am Raoul's half-sister, same dad and different moms. I love my brother very much but also like to kick his ass and won't hesitate to hump him into submission if he gets out of line. I am a total dominatrix. Unlike my spazz of a brother, I am exceptionally mellow and not much gets me upset aside from him acting like a dork. My favorite way to sleep is on my back and my favorite way to sit is with my chin down and ass up. XOXO Vive La France!

My Interests

Raoul- Sniffing ass, raiding the dirty laundry hamper, shitting on the rug after nice walks outside, barking at every little sound I hear (especially dogs on TV!), licking my sisters ear (tasty!) and being a general pain in the ass. I'm cute so I can get away with it...
Amelie- Blinding any stuffed animals that gaze upon my beauty, humping my brother Raoul, coveting greenies, getting my ears licked.

I'd like to meet:

Other spoiled rotten dogs and their people..

Music:

Who let the dogs out, You aint nothin' but a hound dog, How much is that doggy in the window, space dog, baby got back, dancing queen, hungry like the wolf, B-I-N-G-O, Oh Where, Oh Where, Has My Little Dog Gone?, Do Your Ears Hang Low", Bitch Please

Movies:

The adventures of Milo and Otis, MIB 2, Best in Show, Legally Blonde

Television:

Animal Cops, Westminster Dog Show, Animal Precinct, Queer Eye

Books:

The Tao of Pug, Clara: The Early Years, For the Love of a Pug, Disco Bloodbath

Heroes:

Sugar Pie, Bruiser, Tramp, Bengie

My Blog

A story about my POOP, written by my MOM.

So... I came home one night to a sick husband. He had an ugly cause of the stomach flu and was pretty miserable. My daughter and I had dinner and then I went up to check e-mail and she went to our...
Posted by Raoul and Amelie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST