Power animals. |
Dear Blog-A crappy aquaintance of mine asked me the other day, he asked me, "So....what's your Power Animal?" "Are you hitting on me right now?" I snapped. "What is the matter with you? You stay away ...
Posted by Gravyboat 08 on Tue, 20 May 2008 11:37:00 PST |
Ben Dover. |
Dear "Indie" Music Writers-Please stop writing pieces on how cool No Age is, and for the love of god stop interviewing them. I keep reading things from them (asked FOR by YOU) that make me a...
Posted by Gravyboat 08 on Thu, 15 May 2008 04:33:00 PST |
Suck a cock, fatso! |
Dear Blog-My problems are officially over. "Which problems?" you ask, "You have litterally dozens of 'problems'! Where do you START with it all?" Well first off; fuck you very much. Second off; all of...
Posted by Gravyboat 08 on Fri, 09 May 2008 08:43:00 PST |
For our childrens children... |
Dear Blog-
EARTH DAY '08! Oh, sweet jesus yes!
I get all pumped on Easter 'cuz my belly's full of Jesus-y Mini Eggs and the realization that the next BIG Holiday is Earth Day washes over me like a sw...
Posted by Gravyboat 08 on Tue, 22 Apr 2008 02:14:00 PST |
Shitstorm 08. |
Dear Blog'ums-
MYSPACE LATINO??? Are you shitting me right now?
I thought this fucking MySpace was a place for friends....apparently the young and e-savvy LATINOS don't want to be the reast of us...
Posted by Gravyboat 08 on Fri, 11 Apr 2008 03:09:00 PST |
Attn: Whores who want to suck my cock and then fuck my brains out&. |
Dear Blog-
S'been awhile, I know. Shut the fuck up and stop whining.
Now then&.I think we've discussed this before, but, I fucking hate Christmas. I know it's a fucking dippy thing to say, but I am th...
Posted by Gravyboat 08 on Tue, 04 Dec 2007 01:52:00 PST |
White water rafting the gnar-gnars in New Zealand! |
Hey Dickweed-I am going Pro-War, as per Iraq in 2007. Fuck this wave of anti-violence (I'll be fucked to let a hippy tell me what's what, unless I am in the market for 3 tabs of acid ina pinch) ...
Posted by Gravyboat 08 on Wed, 30 May 2007 11:28:00 PST |
On the origins of exploitative industrialism..and is that a redundant term? (pt. 2) |
Just thought I should write something in you for the hell of it, old friend. Let's talk about LOST. LOST gets me all juiced, and for the record please note that I have never been more "in" to the Show...
Posted by Gravyboat 08 on Mon, 14 May 2007 11:26:00 PST |
Poll smoking. |
Dear Dickwads Who Apparently Think That It's Perfectly OK To VICTIMIZE Cigarette Smokers By Greasing Up Legislation With (DEVIOUS.....shame on you!) Intent To Set Up And Fund "Health" Programs With Fu...
Posted by Gravyboat 08 on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 01:14:00 PST |
One Gay At A Time |
Good Day To You Blog'ums-Yes, yes. What wonderful weather we ARE having! Anywho, I had a number of serious thoughts while watching the Justin Guarini sex tape a couple nights ago,...
Posted by Gravyboat 08 on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 04:50:00 PST |
