mom and dad, treats, drinking liquid from canned tuna, licking the air, sitting on your lap and leaving a spot of shit on your pants, using my looks to get away with murder, trying to hump tawn's leg, running away from ruby (she's cute anyway).
treats or anyone who will feed me treats, all dogs, all dog owners, all dog lovers. you may have a favourite, but there is no superior breed. ALL dogs are boomin'.
anything involving whistles or bells. i go crazy for that.
too busy sleeping or eating.
see 'movies'.
dogs don't read, dipshit!!
shoutouts to my canine buddies: huxley, harley, tilly, miss fit, austin, charlotte, lucy, homie, and hank. special thanks to my feline brother: black baby jesus. in memory of calvin the cat. big c, rest in peace!!