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twinkie

I am here for Friends

About Me

i turned 7 on april 1st. born a fool.it's very possible that i am the product of severe inbreeding. my nails aren't black, my legs are some long shit, my mouth smells like ass, and my mask and ears aren't dark as night. dog show-ers are always quick to point out these "imperfections".screw those jerks. i'm goddamn gorgeous!!

My Interests

mom and dad, treats, drinking liquid from canned tuna, licking the air, sitting on your lap and leaving a spot of shit on your pants, using my looks to get away with murder, trying to hump tawn's leg, running away from ruby (she's cute anyway).

I'd like to meet:

treats or anyone who will feed me treats, all dogs, all dog owners, all dog lovers. you may have a favourite, but there is no superior breed. ALL dogs are boomin'.

Music:

anything involving whistles or bells. i go crazy for that.

Movies:

too busy sleeping or eating.

Television:

see 'movies'.

Books:

dogs don't read, dipshit!!

Heroes:

shoutouts to my canine buddies: huxley, harley, tilly, miss fit, austin, charlotte, lucy, homie, and hank. special thanks to my feline brother: black baby jesus. in memory of calvin the cat. big c, rest in peace!!

My Blog

NEW BROTHER.

i have an awesome new brother. he steals my treats and scratches, but he's still pretty awesome. add huxley!!
Posted by twinkie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST