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Jon Borchers

I'm not a piece of meat!!! Hold it, I am a piece of meat. My bad.

About Me

I was born in a simple log cabin and; sorry; that was President Abraham Lincoln. As I was saying; I was born in a simple log hospital ect; ect; ect;... Ultimately, I was shot in the back of the head by a disgruntled actor as I was watching a play. Uh oh! I think that was Lincoln too. Never mind.

My Interests

I'm a people person. It's individuals I can't stand.

I'd like to meet:

A woman with a big bank account and a heart condition. "Honey we're going hiking!" "Backpack is kind of heavy." "Hmmmmm."

Music:

Broken Social Scene, Coldplay, Counting Crows, John Philip Sousa...hmmmmmmmm

Movies:

Don Knotts trilogy: The Ghost and Mr. Chicken -- The Reluctant Astronaut -- Incredible Mr. Limpet

Television:

CSPAN - I enjoy their live head-banger ball series.

Books:

"The Presidency For Dummies" by G.W. Bush.

Heroes:

Henry A. Wallace - Vice President USA 1940-1944, Wendell Wilkie. Presidential candidate - 1940