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Anastasia ~ Burlesque Purrrformer!

Models SUCK! That's why we are so popular!

About Me

Original member of the Toronto based Burlesque Troupe ‘Skin Tight Outta Sight’ and former Skin Two Canada Model.
Teasing and Pleasing Toronto for the past 8 years.

Bump ‘n’ Grindin’, Tassel Twirlin’, Shimmy Shamin’, Hoot ‘n’ Hollerin’, Strip Teasin’......MMMMROWR!!!!!!!!!

Skin Tight Rebel Burlesque perform annually at New York Burlesque Festival.
Miss Exotic World 2005 in Helendale, Derby and this year in Las Vegas!
We hope to tease you there!

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My Interests

Well I like, pegicorns, air guitaring & air keyboarding, rollerskating, practisin' with my stabbin' arm, pirate eye patches,vandalism, skateboarding, rollercoasters, I really like Halloween, Sluts are pretty Rad

I'd like to meet:

People with Skills! Punk Skills, Mod Skills, Rockabilly Skills, Motorcycle Skills, Tattooing Skills, Skateboarding Skills, Dancing Skills, 4X4ing Skills, Cowboy Skills, Camping Skills, Fishing Skills, Grafitti Skills, Photography Skills, Writing Skills, Drawing Skills, Funny Skills.........Numbchuck Skills, Computer Hacking Skills!

What I am NOT looking for is:
People who are sickly collecting girls like little playing cards and people who have no skills! LAMEOs!!!!

Sept. 8th Caddy!

Mmmrowr

Pillow Fight Brooklyn Style Still the CHAMP!

Love n Sex Guide Love n Sex Guide

BACK PATIO!!!!

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Music:

Rock N Roll
Iggy Pop-Stooges, The Cramps, Rolling Stones, Cheap Trick, Hellacopters, Strokes, The Toilet boys, The Hives, The Boys, Joan Jet, Pat Benatar, The Who, The Jam, Sabbath, Motley crue, Metallica (old), AC/DC, GnR, Pogues, Dresden Dolls, Yma Sumac

Punk & Oi
English Dogs, Broken Bones, Casualties, Abrasive Wheels, Devotchkas, Social D, Sick on the Bus, GBH, Vibrators, Buzzcocks, Xray Spex, Siouxsie and the Banshees, Youth Brigade, Varukers, Fleas and Lice, Restarts, Defiance, Sinyx, Lost Cherries, Slaughter and the Dogs, The Mob, Cock Sparrer, Cockney Reject, Ejected, The Partisans, Menace, Infa Riot, The Business, Sham 69, Exploited, Vice Squad, Addicts, Adverts, Clash, Monks, One way System, Glory Stompers, Chron Gen, Toy Dolls, Circle Jerks, Ramones, Sex Pistols, Germs, Dils, Dead Boys, TSOL, Stiff Little Fingers, Oi Polloi, Sub Humans, Skeptix, Anthrax, Red Alert, Special Duties, Dead Wretched, Red Flag, Omega Tribe, Moet, Mau Maus, Resistance 77, Court Martial, Blitz, Conflict, Chaos UK, Aus Rotten, Generation X, The Krays, Suicidal Supermarket Trolleys, Crass, Stretch Marks, Templars, icons of Filth, Toatl Chaos, Nausea, Crucifucks, BGK, Angelic Upstarts, Misfits -Vandals, Dwarves, Die Hunn

40’s-70’s
Jazz- Al Hirt, Louis Armstrong, Izzy, Ella Fitzgerald, Original Dixieland Jazz Band, Billy Holiday soul -Aretha, Dianna Ross, Supremes, James Brown, Otis Redding, Sam Cooke, Al Green,Stevie Wonder, Nancy Sinatra,

80’s
Eurythmics, Prince, Blondie, Soft Cell, Adam Ant, David Bowie, Billy Idol, Police, Go-Go’s,Cyndi Lauper, Platinum Blonde, Duran Duran, some Tears for Fears, Romantics, Michael Jackson, Cars, Twisted Sister, Devo, Cure, Nena

Reggae n Rock Steady
Bob Marley, Jimmy Cliff, Toots and the Maytalls, Alton Ellis, Skatalites, Diamonds, Desmond Dekker, Heptones, Pioneers, Ken Boothe, Upsetters, Harry J All Stars, Nora Dean, Eric Donaldson., Specials, Madness, English Beat, Selector

Rockabilly, psychabilly, Country n Bluegrass
Johnny Cash, Hank Williams Sr., Roger Miller, Patsy Cline, Jimmy Martin, Delmores, Bill Monroe, Jesse Dayton, Corb Lund Carl Perkins, Bob Luman, Conway Twitty, Johnny Horton, Loretta Lynne, John Comlee, Sleepy LaBeef, Billy Haley, Ludovico Einaudi, Wanda Jackson, Elvis, Everly Brothers, Buddy Holly,Twistin Tarantulas , Three Bad Jacks, Amazing Crowns, Southern Culture on the Skids, Link Wray, Hellbillies, Hank Williams III, Bloodshot Bill, Detroit Cobra's, Real Gone, Amazing Crowns, Rev.Horton Heat, Tiger Army, Horror Pops, Nekromantiks, Demented Are Go, The Meteors, Gutter Demons, King Kurt, Stray Cats, Las Vegas Grind Comp.

Hip-Hop n Rap
Eminem, Wu-Tang, Outkast, ODB, DJ Kool, Public Enemy, JayZ, Craig Mac, Methodman n Redman, Ludacris, 2 live crew, NWA, Snoop, Grand Master Flash, Run DMC, Ice Cube, Slick Rick, Jurassic 5, Lady Sovereign
I also love opera and Classical Music!
Just a few for now!

Movies:

ZOMBIE Movies!!!!!!!! Army of Darkness, Evil Dead 1&2, Dead Alive, Return of the Living Dead 1,2,and 3, Chopper Chicks in Zombietown,Walking Dead, Teenage Zombie, Revenge of the Zombies, Serpent and the Rainbow, House of the Living Dead,Creep Show or any movie with an axe weilding maniac!
Kung-Fu - Shaolin Drunk Monkey, Battle of Shaolin, Shaolin Temple, Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, 3 Evil Masters, Fist of Fury, Seven Commandments of Kung-Fu, 5 Ladies of Venoms, Shaolin Iron Claw, Zu the Warrior, Shaolin Temple Strikes Back
Mixes- NAPOLEON DYNAMITE!!!!!, Suburbia, Punk and Disorderly, UK/DK, Romper Stomper, Taxi Driver, Clockwork Orange, Run Lola Run, Ameile, Fight Club, Snatch, Lock, Stock and Two Smokin Barrels, Requiem for a Dream, Pulp Fiction, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Life Is Beautiful, Labyrinth, Princess Bride, Legend, Dark Crystal, Russ Myers movies!
Slap Stick n Comedy- Not Another Teen Movie, Scary Movie 1,2,and 3, Airplane, Naked Gun movies, ZOOLANDER, The Big Lebowski, Happy Texas, Tommy Boy, Black Sheep, Mars Attacks, PERFECT WEAPON, Super Troopers
Anime, splotation films,
More later. blah blah blah

Television:

Don't have cable.

If I watch anything it would have to be funny
South Park, Family Guy, Simpsons, Sponge Bob
And apparently some sort of Cartoon.

Books:

Some of my favorites are Charles Bukowski, Henry Miller, Faulkner, Ian Rankin, Tennessee Williams, Colin Wilson, Vicki MacKenzie, Irvine Welsh, Kurt Vonnegut, JRR Tokien, Hanif Kureishi, Chuck Palahniuk, Authur Goldne, Hunter Thompson, Motley Crue book is crazy too. Letters from a Nut is fuckin’ hilarious. Oh ya, and the Hitchhikers’ Guide to the Galaxy. I am pretty much addicted to Vice Magazine. BR

Heroes:

PILLOW FIGHT LEAGUE

My Blog

2005 is soooooo last week!

A bit of burlesque news!  Skin Tight has just offically booked our shows for 2006 right up too New Years Eve! We have room for a few private shows but we are pretty much booked up!  BRAVO Sk...
Posted by Anastasia ~ Burlesque Purrrformer! on Sun, 08 Jan 2006 01:56:00 PST

Loaded Like A Freight Train

Fuck, I sprained my ankle last night! What am I going to do!!!!!!!!!?????????!!!!!!!!! I also went to my exs all wasted (he lives in the same warehouse),mmmmmm&&. walked home in bare feet(in the bu...
Posted by Anastasia ~ Burlesque Purrrformer! on Fri, 25 Nov 2005 07:27:00 PST

Mace and Tazer! zzzzzzzzzzzzap

I think I need to start carrying either or both. My preference would be the Tazer but mace will do. So I was walking home from a crazy night out. I had just left my friends maybe a block away. I was ...
Posted by Anastasia ~ Burlesque Purrrformer! on Mon, 07 Nov 2005 07:40:00 PST

Midnight Soccer Madness!

It was a sad day for the other team.  They might have been in 2nd division but probably 3rd.  We slaughtered them to a point where we wouldn't shoot it in unless we did at least 10 clean pas...
Posted by Anastasia ~ Burlesque Purrrformer! on Wed, 26 Oct 2005 10:35:00 PST

Ex Trap!

Why do we so easily fall back into love with a former lover? We alldread seeing them in the mall, at the coffee shop, or worse of all ata club with a member of the opposite sex. But then eventually we...
Posted by Anastasia ~ Burlesque Purrrformer! on Sat, 22 Oct 2005 12:56:00 PST

I am drunk Agro and Fuck you!

ha  ha ha ha ha ha  it is true but you ARE ALL ASSHOLE WHO WANNA KNOW!
Posted by Anastasia ~ Burlesque Purrrformer! on Sat, 22 Oct 2005 12:33:00 PST

And so it Begins!

So it was the first game back for the indoor season.  My team is all back together.  Some of the teams will be taken out of our division by the next set because they think they can be this l...
Posted by Anastasia ~ Burlesque Purrrformer! on Wed, 19 Oct 2005 08:26:00 PST

Yes, I can draw!

I am starting a clothing line with a friend of mine.  We are mainly going to make women's clothing.  We will design the clothes and screens together but I will draw up the screens and she wi...
Posted by Anastasia ~ Burlesque Purrrformer! on Tue, 27 Sep 2005 09:12:00 PST

Hmmmm ...you are talking to me now?

Ex's are weird. One of my ex's is a good enough guy but I just don't get it.  Why one minute such attitude and then the next soooo friendly then weirdo again?  Going so far out of the w...
Posted by Anastasia ~ Burlesque Purrrformer! on Tue, 27 Sep 2005 09:06:00 PST

Look what I bought today from Magic Pony Art Gallery!


Posted by Anastasia ~ Burlesque Purrrformer! on Wed, 14 Sep 2005 03:03:00 PST