Roseanne

"My heart is as big as my mouth, and when put to to the test, no sacrifice is too great to make room for my loved ones." I may tell them to "Go play in traffic!" but I would surely get between them and an oncoming truck if need be. When Darlene suffers a bout of appendicitis, it is me who fights with the insurance company (and wins). When Becky runs off to elope with Mark, it's me who explains to Dan that fighting with our eldest daughter will only drive her farther away. When DJ discovers the art of self gratification, it is me who (much to DJ's chagrin) ends up trying to explain the facts of life. At first glance, im all rough exterior and biting sarcasm, every inch the fighter. But underneath lays resplendent the Domestic Goddess: a mother, a lover, and a friend.