Snooker, golf, darts, collecting weird stuff, wax seals and dressing gowns.
Anyone who wants to book me for a concert or to arrange a lesson.Also Sid Little, Richard Dean Anderson (in his capacity as the actor who used to play MacGyver rather than as the loser who appears in Stargate) Arcadi Volodos, the Spitting Image puppet of Jeremy Paxman, that lookalike of the queen who is always on television but who doesn't really look all that much like her, whoever is responsible for the terrible sound of modern Steinways and attractive women with unusually coloured hair (pink, green, blue etc.) who are without any weird piercings.
My favourite pieces include the Metamorphosen for 23 string instruments by Richard Strauss (not the Karajan recording though- it's surprisingly crap) Tristan and Isolde by Wagner and the 1st mvt from Mahler's tenth symphony. Also 'Be my Love' sung by Mario Lanza, or played on solo piano by Keith Jarrett.
SpongeBob Squarepants, Vertigo, Eraserhead, Being John Malkovich (and Being Ron Jeremy), Blazing Saddles, Man on the Moon, Amelie, Napoleon Dynamite, Dead Poets Society, The Three Amigos, Dawn of the Dead (the original), The Naked Gun and Klaus the Forklift Truck Driver.
Peepshow, Poirot, The Prisoner, Curb your Enthusiasm, Lost, Jeeves and Wooster, The Simpsons, Futurama, Neighbours, The Incredible Hulk, Inspector Gadget (only the original ones) etc.
Michael Marshall Smith, Tom Sharpe, Joseph Heller, Ben Elton, and the legendary Dick Francis.
Ervin Nyiregyhazi, Alfred Cortot, Vladimir Horowitz, Bruce Lee, Mario Lanza, Enrico Caruso, Larry David and Andy Kaufman.