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damian

Cartoon Head is a Master

About Me

I can drink alot of cider,but cider is very expensive in Thailand.

My Interests

The usual stuff.Death ,murder and mayhem.Takeing the online bookies to the cleaners with my indepth knowledge of bugger all.Getting out of England each year b4 the weather gets cold.Trying to keep a my 22 year Thai girlfriend satisfied.

I'd like to meet:

Gram from Croydon. I can here him calling out to me.Id also like to meet Iain lee out jogging so I can give him a surpwize.

Music:

Foo fighters, scissor sisters(your wrong lee there good), leftfield,black grape.Anything realy.

Movies:

the 1st 1 hour 10 minutes of hostel.What the hell went wrong after that?????? reqiuem for a dream.(spellin error)It made me feel dirty,scared and I had to call my mum.

Television:

Lost.Ive seen it all and its floopin brilliant.My name is Earl.Battlestar galactica is farkin fanspastic.I get a whole season of watever I like and watch in a week or so.Cant follow stuff on tv as i always end up missing an episode and having to commit a murder to get over it.Only kidding.The murder doesnt make me feel better:)Dr whos the best its ever been.I think they should tie up Dr Who with Lost somehow.It could work!

Books:

I read alot between september and March wen I is away in the Thailand escaping the cold and general misery that is England in the winter.Could not,to the point of being extremely rude and iggnorant,put down the Da Vinci Code.Anything by Ben Elton,add edmonson ,although hes not done alot.Worst book I have ever read is Alex Garlands next book after the Beach.Think it was called "Frecin Shite" or something like that.Like to read windows XP home edition manual at least once a week.Its gripping stuff!!

Heroes:

Superman,spiderman,Batman,Cooperman,Dangermouse,inspector Gadget,and many more.What a stupid question

My Blog

I am a dirty old man!

Crappy New year to you all. I am still in Thailand drinking alot of heineken and shagging Thai birds. For new years I shall be going to launch fireworks across a river to the other side.The aim is to ...
Posted by damian on Sun, 31 Dec 2006 12:13:00 PST

Thailand is a funny place

Sawadee Krup. Sabai dee mai Krup? That means hello and how are you? I dont give a fuck realy,but thought I would show you the limits of my Thai language. I have now been in Thailand for 5 weeks. I hav...
Posted by damian on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 02:16:00 PST

Whose protecting my PC.

I had been having problems with my pc for months. It would freeze and crash after a few hours use. I have a 3 year next day guarantee with Dell. The problem got real bad last week. The thing ran realy...
Posted by damian on Tue, 19 Sep 2006 12:12:00 PST