Christmas with Varinder |
Yes folks. It's true. The reason we haven't been around much recently is because we're rehearsing for our Christmas Show. We've been booked for a 4 week tour around Dudley and Wolve...
Posted by Blonde Steve on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 11:29:00 PST |
Clipboard Cow |
I was checking my text messages outside the Nat West on the High Street today when this fat lump in a green poncho lurched towards me with a clip board in a plastic bag.
After a few pleasantries she ...
Posted by Blonde Steve on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 01:58:00 PST |
Help the Aged |
Went over to Sainsburys tonight to get some cash out the hole in the wall
This old girl in front of me asked me to check her balance.........so I pushed her into a line of trolleys
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Posted by Blonde Steve on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 04:08:00 PST |
DIY Disgrace |
I've been banned from B&Q
I was walking in there today and this fat bloke in an orange apron said to me 'Do you want decking'
I was too fast and got in there first
The Police let me off with a ...
Posted by Blonde Steve on Sat, 18 Nov 2006 01:00:00 PST |
Farewell my little angel x |
I'm overcome with a deep sadness.My lovely little companion is no longer with me. After 15 years of joy and happiness there is a huge hole in my life.Her final day was so painful for me but she seeme...
Posted by Blonde Steve on Sun, 15 Oct 2006 05:27:00 PST |
Wardrobe Washing & Tepid Sausages Part 1 |
Friday and panic is setting in. I was frantically cleaning the estate as housemate was returning from 2 weeks in Greece. I'm really not a lazy sod but 2 weeks of dog sick and withering houseplants ha...
Posted by Blonde Steve on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 01:53:00 PST |
Wish I Was Here Part Deux |
So I trek back home as I'm being summoned to work for another bloody interview.The dog's developed a nasty cough/retch combo in my absence so my first day back and I'm off to line the vets pockets ag...
Posted by Blonde Steve on Mon, 18 Sep 2006 07:17:00 PST |
Wish I Was Here Part 1 |
Thought I'd fill in the gaps. I did actually have a holiday of sorts, between the dishwasher incident and the kitchen installation. Thought I'd fill in the gaps.
Holidays are ...
Posted by Blonde Steve on Wed, 13 Sep 2006 08:41:00 PST |
Dishwasher Dilemma |
Last night I was due to go out for a couple of beers with mates but after dinner I was quite happy to snuggle up on the Linda Barker and settle down for a musical cheese-fest with Britney, Cher a...
Posted by Blonde Steve on Tue, 05 Sep 2006 09:53:00 PST |
Kitchen Calamity |
Well the big week finally arrived. I returned home as my kitchen is being installed in the middle of my holiday and I'm surrounded by enough cardboard boxes to house the Croydon homeless. There is s...
Posted by Blonde Steve on Sat, 02 Sep 2006 11:40:00 PST |
