I am a British Secret Agent who works for a Government Department, better known as the MI6, but it's top secret what I do.
Born to a Scottish Father and a Swiss Mother, in either Germany or Switzerland, we're not sure which one, all of which makes me 100%, unquestionably, British.
When I was 11, both of my parents died in a mountain climbing accident. Thereafter I was raised by my aunt. I then went on to educate myself at Eton, Fettes College, University of Geneva, University of Cambridge and Oxford, that’s right, me clever.
I then joined the Royal Navy where I excelled and earned the rank of Commander. I'm sure your aware of the rest.
I’ve fallen in love a couple of times, I was also married once, but I don’t like to talk about it.
I save the world from evil magalomaniacs every 3 years, on average. I get to kill with impunity and have sex with anybody I want to. Sometimes these are even the same people. Nice work if you can get it.
Technology? These days I have little other than a mobile phone and a laptop. I check my messages a lot. Very ordinary stuff; in the next Bond movie, apparently, I will start blogging.
I've recently quit smoking, and believe me man, it's quite difficult.
I'm Bond even on my days off, my every action, gesture and seductive smile is accompanied by the mental soundtrack of my theme. Some people are alarmed when I suddenly whirl toward them and pretend I’m holding a gun, but that’s because they can’t hear the music.
I have a tendency to get recast every 10 years or so. If this happens, just pretend I'm the same guy as before and don't say anything
I have to go now, the red phone is ringing.
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