Iain Lee - ProfilesArchive

About Me

Hi. I am a Mastermind. I have only killed once, to the best of my knowledge, and she deserved it.I am already bored of MySpace but I need to get 1 million friends in the hope that one of them will have a kidney that fits my requirements.

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My Interests

Yes.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone apart from Varinder. If I meet her, I will be unable to control my fists of fury and my killing toll could reach 2.

Music:

That's obvious isn't it? Everyone knows my favourite bands are XTC, Pizzicato 5, Arthur Lee & Love, Admirals Hard, Varinders Bummers, Boomhauer X and Frehleys Comet.All other bands are gay.

Movies:

Head. Don't Look Back. Dog Day Afternoon. Varinder II:On the Rocks.

Television:

The Monkees. Lost. Big Varinder. Young, Gifted & Broke.

Books:

Slaughterhouse 5. The Windup Bird Chronicles....although, to be honest, books are rubbish

Heroes:

Arthur Lee, Gene Simmons, any one that has punched Varinder.