Homage to Barry from Watford

Barry's rise to fame on LBC'S Iain Lee Show, (weekdays 7 till 10pm) started in 2005 when he told Iain that one of the best ways of getting rid of slugs was to drown them in beer. He also pointed out that slugs were attracted to his wife's 'charlie'......well, her perfume to be precise. Barry often mentions Watford, his hometown and once told Iain that a nice spit roast could be had there - but thankfully this turned out to be a type of sandwich.Barry has touched on a wide range of subjects, the re-uniting of Take That, 'are they the Gay fella's?', Organic Farms 'it's a rip off', 8 year olds passing their G.C.E'S (He's going to get his cat Dougie to do it), Sexy names, with his favourite being the Hollywood actress Angela 'Jolly' and not forgetting his Viagra tablet he obtained which unfortunately was eaten by the aforementioned cat and ended up having it away with Margaret's wig down the back of the freezer.He sometimes calls up and pretends to be other people... like an Italian or a German or'Big Ron' from Carpenters Park who threatened Iain with a 'One-Two Spank'. None of which aren't that convincing but as Iain goes along with it, rather amusing to say the least. Re-united with his wife Margeret after she went off with the 'pakistani fella from the building society', Barry often mentions her big bottom, her big chin, anal warts, bingo wings, 'dogging' on her motorised shopping scooter, charging £3.50 to contact the dead, falling in love with whales after the whale in the Thames died and her temper.It was thought by some listeners that Margaret was just a figment of Barry's imagination and that she didn't really exist at all until she made an appearance in 2006. Slightly confused at first, she thought that Iain was Noel Edmonds and that she was on Deal or No Deal. She set the record straight about her recent separation saying that Barry and herself love each other really, adding, 'you make ya bed, ya gotta lie in it........'Wise words indeed.Barry received a six week ban from the show after overstepping the mark from telling Iain 'Up yours!.' after he claimed old people were boring and that Barry's story wasn't that interesting. They have come close to blows before when Iain supposedly let Barry down for failing to be Guest of Honour and turn on the lights at Barry's residential home's christmas party. Iain had paid an awful lot of money to buy himself out of a contract in order to make himself available but was beaten to it by none other than......wait for it.....the one and only.....Miss ...Judy Mullins, a top line celebrity, who got down to the last 5 in the auditions for 'Cats' and was a dancer for Bobby Davro for many years.It turned out that she ate all the hoola hoops and didnt stay that long.The recent break however, came from feeling upset that Iain thought his story about an elderly lady doing a fart in a Yoga class wasn't that interesting....this prompted Barry to react and therefore get banned. Step up Dave, Barry's son, who phoned in and gave Iain a piece of his mind.....which none of us understood anyway as he's the fastest speaker the human race as ever heard.....