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The Dukes Of Deliciousness

WE"RE COMING BACK REAL SOON KIDS!!!!!!!

About Me

We could go on about how this was a classic rock n roll story, how we all met at high school, devoloped a love for music and started a band, but we really dont know the full story so were gonna make one up. Lover and Hugh met a long time ago, in fact that long ago you could call them brothers. They grew up listening to records in thier parents living room while drinking copius amounts of Coopers. Lover ran into Juicy Joe at a local sex shop, Juicy was stocking up on all sorts of crazy shit and Lover thought this was interesting. He inquired to his use for all these sexual implements and Juicy simply replied " Its for all these crazy chicks I have at home in my hot tub, I cant keep up! Wanna come give me a hand??" From that moment on Juicy and Lover were involved in a whole bunch of sordid events and after the subsequent court case (where the charges where indeed dropped) decided hey, lets start a band. Lover recruited brother Hugh and Hugh found Captain Sex upside down hanging from the rafters at the nash one night. So there you have it a "not so" classic rock n roll story.
I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4"They're like KISS......And like nothin' else" -Ben TRC
"The most important band of our time since The Arctic Monkey's" - N.M.Ahh
"They're Clarke Kent by day and Supermen by night" John Broadbent
"And finally The Dukes of Deliciousness. I only got to see half of the set because, well I was hungry. What I saw of The Dukes reinforced my opinion of them. They are one of the tightest, mature rock bands going around Geelong today. They shit all over some of the over inflated crap that is regularly given center stage in the Melbourne scene. If you're starting a band and want to know what is necessary to keep a crowd entertained, then you need to see The Dukes of Deliciousness! Fuckin Rockin" -sr LOCAL ANAESTHETIC

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 7/25/2006
Band Members: BECAUSE MAN IS A SEXUAL BEING ! ! ! ! !! !!!!!!!!JUICY JOE JACKHAMMER - lightnin' licks 'n' worn out picks,HUGH JORGEN - six strings 'o' sin,LOVER - sub lovin 'n' sexy serenadesSTILL LOOKING FOR A NEW SKINS MAN. G-Town or Melbourne. Just send us a message!!
Influences: TURBONEGRO,SYRUP! The Eagles of Death Metal (America's sexiest band, I can't stress that enough to you people) ,70's KISS (the good kind of Kiss), Clutch, The Convulsions. Casanovas, Black Sabbath, Bill Hicks, Kim Fowley, WEEN!, Coopers sparkling/vintage and pale ales, Cockfight Shootout, Funkadelic, Warped, Melvins, Fu Manchu, Kyuss, QOTSA, Dean Martin, Rollerball, Motley Crue, Blues Explosion, AC/DC, Spider Goat Canyon, Burgers INC hamburgers, Early Gunners, Shellac, Legends of Motorsport, MC5, High on Fire, Rolling Stones, George Carlin, Makin' Love and Love Makin', Midget, Brant Bjork, The Loved Ones, Marvin Gaye, Eyehategod, T-Rex, Bruce Campbell, our adoring public, Orange Goblin, Ma's home cooked meals (the best soul food in the world), The Donnas, Sahara Hot Nights, Dirty Dancing, Bras 'n' Things catalogues, Sons of the Sun, Little Creatures Pale Ale, From Hell, Sons of Lee Marvin, Barry White, Bon Scott, Scissor Fight, The Brothers Johnson, Mastadon, Motorhead, NY Dolls. And last but never least ALL OF THE BEAUTIFUL LADIES AROUND THE WORLD, OF ALL SHAPES AND SIZES, ALL WALKS OF LIFE AND ALL RACES!. You make the Dukes world spin ladies and we love you!.......Oh, did I mention TURBONEGRO?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sounds Like: Sounds like a whole bunch of sexy!!!!!!
Type of Label: None

My Blog

The Evelyn

Yay to those who came out last night and watched us shake our cans. Thirty minutes of bliss on that lovely stage WITHOUT FUCKING AIR CONDITIONING!!! I love that place but it was very warm. There wasn'...
Posted by The Dukes Of Deliciousness on Fri, 29 Sep 2006 02:35:00 PST

People of Geelong, take a bow!

A big, sexy thanks to all 100 and something who graced the Nash last. Rad Boat were totally RAD. Rocket Queen were awesomely saucey (Queens of Lovers heart) And I must say The Dukes weren't too s...
Posted by The Dukes Of Deliciousness on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 01:27:00 PST