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Cinema Fromage

We Watch Crap, So You Don't Have To.

About Me

Welcome to the Myspace home of www.cinemafromage.comAre you a fan of all things obscure, cheesy, horrific and sleazy as contained on film? Then join us!Reviews of all things weird on dvd and cellulose, join us for reviews of whatever winds up in our dvd player at the moment!I watch a lot of crap. And with that comes a love of talking about it. If you like crappy movies too, check us out!Currently I am writing reviews on my site at on an almost daily basis.Want some samples? Try these....The Vampire LoversCaptain Kronos: Vampire Hunterand many others.As of late I've also started writing for the online magazine Blogcritics.org . Feel free to see some of my reviews there at:My writer page !Mostly reposts there now, but I will be expanding into other areas as well including mainstream movies, TV, books and lord knows what else!

My Interests

movies, books, horror, scifi, computers, intarweb, Hammer Studios, movies, movies, movies..

I'd like to meet:

Who would I like to meet? Fellow horror nerds of course! If you can't tell from my site, I like to ramble on endlessly about horror flicks. I could go on for hours discussing the finery of Ed Wood or the lack of splatter in the latest Hollywood releases.You want to talk horror? Hit me up!Oh yah...and Ingrid Pitt. She's dreamy.

Movies:


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My Blog

You better slow your mustang down.

Every dream of seeing Tommy Pickles as a hooker?  Join myself and the First Lady of Fright with another installment of Irreconcilable Differences as we look at Mustang Sally starring E.G. Daily!...
Posted by Cinema Fromage on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 08:48:00 PST

No one here gets out alive.

In 2002 we watched in wide eyed horror as the UK disappeared under the shambling mass of the infected and Cillian Murphy fought his way free in 28 Days Later. At the time, this was a pretty fresh look...
Posted by Cinema Fromage on Wed, 30 May 2007 08:23:00 PST

Dusting off something old...

So, spring has sprung and it's time once again.  Time for what?  SPEEDO TIME!Well, not really. Anyways, tis the season and I've decided to dust off an old side project that was a wandering, ...
Posted by Cinema Fromage on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 05:46:00 PST

Some things in the works.

A Tease...I've dropped a few hints here and there of a podcast in the works.  Hopefully, I've got something brewing here that will be a tad different the ordinary realm of podcasts.  This ha...
Posted by Cinema Fromage on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 05:32:00 PST

Hey look at this, more crap from me!

Just can't get enough?  (More like 'christ quite bothering me!') Well now there's more!  I am now a featured writer on BlogCritics.org! I'll be running a feature column called Random Roundup...
Posted by Cinema Fromage on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 11:08:00 PST

Branching out...

-I am now on The Horror Blog's Weekly Roundtable.  Check it out.  You guys know how I ramble, check out some of the other participants as well!-Cinema Fromage reviews are now on Blogger News...
Posted by Cinema Fromage on Sat, 16 Dec 2006 04:26:00 PST

Def Con 4 (1985) - Casey Criswell

In DefCon 4, the world definitely ends in a bang. No whispering here folks! Its 1985, and were full swing into the Cold War. In the cold dark reaches of space, Two guys, a Girl and a Pizza Pler o...
Posted by Cinema Fromage on Mon, 21 Aug 2006 03:03:00 PST

The Vampire Lovers (1970) - The Gooch

Starring Ingrid Pitt, Hammer Studios bodacious boobstress of British B-movie ballyhoo as a lesbian vampire hell bent on the blood of buxom babes, do I even really need to write a review? Eh, thats...
Posted by Cinema Fromage on Sun, 20 Aug 2006 02:43:00 PST

Reeker (2005) - The Gooch

In the immortal words of Ren Hoek: I smell something steeeenky! Reeker Five relative strangers are embarking across the desert, to the areas biggest once a year Rave. Along the way they stop to ta...
Posted by Cinema Fromage on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 09:48:00 PST

The Descent (2005) - The Gooch

The Descent The latest venture from Director Neil Marshall (Dog Soldiers) tells the tale of six women, long time friends, getting together for their annual âextreme sportsâ outing. Starting with th...
Posted by Cinema Fromage on Tue, 15 Aug 2006 07:42:00 PST