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May Contain Peanuts

It takes an idiot to do cool things. That's why it's cool.

About Me

I was #631,250
You scored as Dante Alighieri. According to you most of humanity will spend at least some of their afterlife in hell. You have a high likelihood of being exiled, but anyone as bloody fucking romantic as you deserves what they get. You have an exceptional moral code, overshadowed by the fact that you yourself cannot uphold it.Your existence bears a definite irony, although of fairly Christian morality, many pagans, satanists, communists, and intellectuals admire you and your works for all the wrong reasons.Also, the brighest star in your sky is never going to be your lover...It takes a lot of grief to be the cartographer of hell.

Dante Alighieri


100%

Jesus Christ


75%

Friedrich Nietzsche


75%

Steven Morrissey


75%

Miyamoto Musashi


67%

Hugh Hefner


58%

Elvis Presley


50%

Sigmund Freud


50%

C.G. Jung


50%

Stephen Hawking


42%

Charles Manson


42%

Adolf Hitler


33%

Mother Teresa


33%

O.J. Simpson


25%
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My Interests

I enjoy comedy, irreverance, animation, comics, movies, and a lot of other things that most people hate. I do not enjoy seafood.People I find funny: Bill Hicks, David Cross, Richard Pryor, Jim Gaffigan, Mitch Hedburg, Lewis Black, Stephen Colbert, Jon Stewart, Bill Maher, Steven Wright, Stella (Michael Ian Black, Michael Showalter, and David Wain)Person whom I do not find funny: Daniel Lawrence "Larry The Cable Guy" Whitney. I dislike him more than seafood.

I'd like to meet:

Fun, interesting people. Famous or not.
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net Jeffrey Brown

Music:

I enjoy all kinds of music. It's true, however you may notice that I particularly like ska. A list of bands that I enjoy (since that seems the thing to do), in no particular order, is as follows: The Toasters, The Clash, Desmond Dekker, The World/Inferno Friendship Society, Richard Cheese and Lounge Against the Machine, NYSJE, Mephiskapheles, The Skatalites, Rancid, Operation Ivy, Hepcat, Mighty Mighty BossToneS, The Pietasters, The Scofflaws, The Fratellis, Arctic Monkeys, The Aquabats, Johnny Cash, Ray Charles, James Brown, Solomon Burke, Tom Waits, Jack Johnson, Run DMC, Westbound Train, Weezer, Explosions in the Sky, The Pillows, The Cat Empire, VAST, Cake, Streetlight Manifesto, Bright Eyes, Toots and the Maytals and many more...

Movies:

Leon, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Clerks I+II, Little Miss Sunshine, The Blues Brothers, Star Wars (All of them, but especially The Empire Strikes Back, and yes, even the Jar Jar ones.), Ghostbusters, Citizen Kane, The Goonies, Office Space, Shaun of the Dead, Moulin Rouge, Wet Hot American Summer (DAMN ALL OF YOU, THIS MOVIE IS HILARIOUS!!), Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Evil Dead II, Breakfast at Tiffany's, Thank You For Smoking, Princess Mononoke, Spirited Away, Edward Scissorhands, Casablanca, O Brother Where Art Thou?, Jaws, L.A. Confidential, Fight Club, Amelie, Lawrence of Arabia, The Seven Samurai, The Hidden Fortress, The Big Lebowski, Back to the Future, The Butcher Boy, Ghost in the Shell, Sin City, Fargo, Coffee and Cigarettes, Kill Bill, High Fidelity, The Boondock Saints, SLC Punk, My Neighbor Totoro, Lilo and Stitch, The Lion King, The Emperor's New Groove, Ninja Scroll, Akira, Perfect Blue, Shaolin Soccer, Borat, and you're not even reading anymore... THE CATS OF MIRIKITANI Saw this on PBS, Independent Lens. Contact your local PBS station and ask for them to air this again. One of the most amazing Independent Documentaries I have ever seen.

Television:

Arrested Development, FLCL, Scrubs, The Office (both of them), Spaced (if you do not know what this show is, go correct this mistake IMMEDIATELY!!), Stella, Futurama, Tom Goes To The Mayor (and I seem to be the only person who finds this show funny), Robot Chicken, The Cosby Show, The Golden Girls, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, The A-Team, Venture Brothers, The Sarah Silverman Program.

Books:

Stranger in a Strange Land, Fahrenheit 451, Battle Royale, The Neuromancer, Fluke, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Siddhartha, The Problem of Pain, Blink, 1984, The Tao of Pooh, Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil, A Contract with God, Blankets, Sin City, The Crow, Bone, Slapboxing with Jesus, Don't Let the Pigeon Drive the Bus, Hellsing, Azumanga Daioh, Vampire Hunter D, The Sandman, V for Vendetta, The Watchmen, Satan Burger, Clumsy

Heroes:

Living: My parents, Bill Watterson, Bucket, Don Hertzfeldt, Hayao Miyazaki, Kevin Smith, Bill Smith (tee hee), David Cross, Edgar Wright and Simon Pegg, Jeffrey Brown, Bill MaherDead: Walt Disney, Henry David Thoreau, Richard Pryor, Bill Hicks, Teddy Roosevelt, Chris Farley, Joe Strummer, Desmond Dekker, Martin Luther King Jr., Ghandi, and of course, Jesus.Fictional: Randal Graves, Himura Kenshin, Randal P. MacMurphy, Dr. Perry Cox (my ultimate man-crush)and Rocky Balboa.

My Blog

Bring the Cheese to Florida! Richard Cheese, that is.

http://florida.richardcheese.comClick above to help bring Richard Cheese to Fl! He's planning ONE show in Orlando, and needs to know how much interest there is to book a venue. You know you want, you ...
Posted by May Contain Peanuts on Mon, 14 May 2007 11:13:00 PST

At 57%, I'm not much of a villain. But I enjoy my top 3

Your results:You are Mr. FreezeMr. Freeze 57%The Joker 54%Venom 52%Mystique 41%Riddler 33%Dark Phoenix 32%Poison Ivy 27%Catwoman 26%Dr. Doom 26%Apocalypse 25%Green Goblin 25%Two-Face 25%Magneto 23%Kin...
Posted by May Contain Peanuts on Wed, 09 May 2007 10:45:00 PST

People Watching

So I'm enjoying a brew at one of my favorite bars as I notice these two girls, for arguments sake, reasonably attractive, fawning over this disgusting drunk. He flexes while slurring the explanation o...
Posted by May Contain Peanuts on Sun, 29 Apr 2007 05:38:00 PST

... I'm a bad person....

I left work early today, and planned on heading downtown for a bit to catch some brews with my buds. However, the apartment was empty when I got home. Everyone had left to go get pizza. I decided to j...
Posted by May Contain Peanuts on Sat, 14 Apr 2007 01:14:00 PST

"Clumsy" is a MUST read!

I just picked up "Clumsy" by Jeffrey Brown, and read it cover to cover in one sitting. The book is amazing and personal, and for me was like Deja Vu. The story is placed out of order, giving the ...
Posted by May Contain Peanuts on Sun, 18 Feb 2007 12:18:00 PST

Quizzes

..> http://images.quizfarm.com/1110084125questionmark.jpg">> You scored as agnosticism. You are an agnostic. Though it is generally taken that agnostics neither believe nor disbelieve in God, it is...
Posted by May Contain Peanuts on Sun, 18 Feb 2007 11:02:00 PST

National Tragedies...

which of these do not belong?A) The Assassination of Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.B) September 11th, 2001C) The Vietnam WarD) The Death of Anna Nicole SmithE) The Assassination of John F. KennedyIf you ...
Posted by May Contain Peanuts on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 02:22:00 PST

I hope you can see this America, because I am doing it as hard as I possibly can.

There has been a lot of backlash in the press about Adult Swim's ill-planned (or superbly planned, depending how you think about it) marketing campaign for the new Aqua Teen Hunger Force movie. The st...
Posted by May Contain Peanuts on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 09:44:00 PST

The Truth about Dinosaurs? ChristianAnswers.net has just that!

   Once again, SomethingAwful.com has provided me internet amusement. This time, however, it was not within the website itself, but through their Awful Link of the Day: The Great Dinosaur My...
Posted by May Contain Peanuts on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 12:56:00 PST

Top Ten Movies of 2006 in no particular order

These have been my favorite movies of 2006. There are 10, because that seems like a good number. They go from 10 to 1 because that's more exciting. Numbers 10-2 don't really mean I rated them as such,...
Posted by May Contain Peanuts on Wed, 27 Dec 2006 11:16:00 PST