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Conquest of the Planet of the Apes Fan

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About Me


I am a carbon-based life form who sustains on food, water, oxygen, and on the ability to display creative freedom through my vast artistic abilities. I am an exceptionally skilled graphic designer who can create incredible compositions to suit many needs. ***Keep an eye out for us patrolling Central Florida (and maybe beyond) with our trusty video cameras for the soon-to-be phenomena of Nomads!*** By the way, James Blunt sucks.
You scored as Odin.

Odin


100%

Loki


70%

Freya


60%

Frigg


50%

Skadi


50%

Tyr


50%

Thor


50%

Balder


50%

Freyr


40%

Heimdall


40%

Njord


40%

Bragi


30%

Hel


30%

Sif


30%
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My Interests

My wife, Melanie and our furry and/or feathered children (They're our pets... no we don't have any actual kids with follicle deformities), Applying my skills as a graphic designer, Mastering Adobe graphics programs, Capturing the world through our lens for NOMADS, spending too much time at Walt Disney World (passholders and shareholders... making money off of our money, I suppose), fine arts, Exercising and staying in shape, Sports (participating or watching... especially the Yankees, Cowboys, Islanders, Fighting Irish), spending time with family and friends, working on our house, harassing the Devil Rays from right field. ECW TO THE MAX

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I'd like to meet:

George Lucas (For being a visionary. For not giving a g'damn what hollywood or the press thinks. For returning hollywood's middle finger with one of his own, going it alone, and now making them come to him for the industries most revolutionary technology); George Steinbrenner (For being someone everyone in sports is jealous of. He builds winners, makes money, and puts it back into his teams payroll. Every other owner in pro sports should follow suit instead of crying); Salvador Dali (Amazing, twisted mind. I'd like to go miniature golfing with him if he were still alive); Walt Disney (Most creative mind since Da Vinci); Michael Eisner (Complex guy. Stuck in the middle of progress and upholding a legacy. He had no chance of winning in the court of public opinion.). Ian MacKaye: (Former frontman of Minor Threat, who had the balls to publicly embrace being straight-edge in an industry governed by vice (then and still), all the while during Reagan-era excess).

Music:

Off the top of my head... the Beatles, the Misfits, Cradle of Filth, Dimmu Borgir, Anathema, Frank Sinatra, Slipknot, Slayer, old school Metallica, Minor Theat, Iron Maiden, , Lacuna Coil, Otep, Meshuggah, Motorhead, Pink Floyd, Elvis Costello, Pitch Black, Type O Negative, Emperor, Husker Du, My Dying Bride, Rollins Band, Darling Violetta, Mighty Mighty Bosstones, Paradise Lost, Johann Sebastian Bach, Black Flag, The Corrs, Danzig, At the Gates, Richard Cheese and Lounge Against the Machine, The New York Dolls, Dark Tranquility, Nosferatu, Samhain, Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds, Tony Bennett, Weezer, Nerf Herder, Dean Martin, The Electric Six, Bauhaus, Johnny Cash, Bing Crosby, David Bowie, Slapshot, Stevie Wonder, Stevie Ray Vaughan, The Bloodhound Gang, Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, Carnivore, James Taylor, System of a Down, Sisters of Mercy, the Cure, the Sex Pistols, the Ramones, Bad Religion, Muddy Waters, Insane Clown Posse, End of Green, H.I.M.,... heck, there's too many to mention.. Get yourself a CD player, an mp3, cassette deck, 8 track, do whatever you need to in order to avoid the radio. It's bloated, big business full of execs cramming payoffs into the pockets of other business execs forcing bad, unworthy, overplayed crap down our throats. Find out for yourself what else is out there, you're gonna be glad you did. Cradle of Filth - Babylon AD

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Movies:

the Cliff's Notes version (ain't gonna catch everything, but I'll get some of them listed): Star Wars (all of them), Clerks, Clerks 2, Anchorman, PCU, Pirates of the Caribbean (both), Anything "Of the Dead"... including "Shaun", Lilo & Stitch, Borat, Goodfellas, This is Spinal Tap, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, the Sixth Sense, anything PIXAR, Reservoir Dogs, Donnie Darko, Kurasawa's Hidden Fortress, 40 Year Old Virgin, Battle Royale, Saw, Indiana Jones trilogy, Austin Powers trilogy, the Usual Suspects, American Pie, Young Frankenstein, Blazing Saddles, Airplane, Halloween, Shaolin Soccer, the Last Broadcast, Kung Fu Hustle, The Big Lebowski, Snakes on a M'F'N Plane, Rudy, Major League, the Blair Witch Project, Pride of the Yankees, Christmas Story, The Exorcist, Bad Santa, Mallrats, Audition, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Office Space, and on and on and on and on and on..... Jay & Silent Bob

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Television:

Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Mythbusters, Scrubs, Property Ladder, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Ham on the Street, The Office (NBC and BBC), Food Network Challenge, Stump the Schwab, Good Eats, Iron Chef, Great Hotels, Family Guy, Little People Big World, Most Haunted, The Sopranos, PRIDE Fighting Championships, Flip that House, and some gone too soon shows: Cheap Seats, Arrested Development (Up yours FOX), Seinfeld, Frasier, X-Files, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel, MST3k (The Joel years), ECW, Clean Sweep, Dr. Katz, Get Packing, Clerks Animated, Howard Stern Show (old school style, not the E! crap)=Arrested Development 2-1 Clip"Add to My Profile | More Videos Cheap Seats - 1978 Superstars Competition

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Books:

The Little Duck / No Blacks, No Dogs, No Irish (John Lydon/Rotten) / The Da Vinci Code (Dan Brown) / Private Parts (Howard Stern) / Art In History (Larry Silver) / American Psycho (Bret Easton Ellis) / Things Fall Apart (Chinua Achebe) / AMERICA-The Book (Jon Stewart)

Heroes:

My parents / My wife, Melanie / Lou Gehrig Yankee Legend

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