Death Penalty |
I'm getting tired of watching the news and hearing about crime. It's all that is reported. A person was robbed, carjacked, raped, or killed. Why are there so many bad people in the w...
Posted by Paul Lakamp on Fri, 18 May 2007 07:08:00 PST |
Party Hangover |
I went to a party last saturday nightWhen I woke in the morning I wasn't feeling too brightI wish I never drank all that beerWhen I woke I was sleeping with a deerI didn't get home until half pass thr...
Posted by Paul Lakamp on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 08:04:00 PST |
Stupid lady |
I heard a story where this lady wants to have all the Harry Potter books taken out of the school library because she saids it promotes witchcraft. Um, what? Really. Ok, can I have your attention...
Posted by Paul Lakamp on Sun, 24 Dec 2006 10:05:00 PST |
My love for metal |
I'm a huge heavy metal fan. A lot of people ask me why I like heavy metal. Well, there are a few reasons. One it's the power. When you hear a metal song, it fills you with test...
Posted by Paul Lakamp on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 03:42:00 PST |
Disciple |
Drones since the dawn of timeCompelled to live your sheltered livesNot once has anyone ever seenSuch a rise of pure hypocracyI'll instigate I'll free your mindI'll show you what I've know all this ti...
Posted by Paul Lakamp on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 04:45:00 PST |
Grand Forks ND |
I just did my first "real" road gig. It was in Grand Forks ND. Let me just say, when you first start doing comedy, you aren't going to get all the great gigs but I got lucky. I had f...
Posted by Paul Lakamp on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 03:26:00 PST |
censorship |
I don't understand the FCC. They have weird guidelines. Why is it that on tv they can show someone getting shot or stabbed. A dead body with blood all over the floor. Why is it...
Posted by Paul Lakamp on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 04:34:00 PST |
Government taking away your rights |
The mayor of New York City wants to ban trans fat. Yes, trans fat. I guess they have crime under control. Who didn't see this coming? Don't these people have anything better to...
Posted by Paul Lakamp on Sun, 01 Oct 2006 12:34:00 PST |
Are my myspace friends really my friends |
How come no one ever sends me messages or leaves a comment? Sure I get bulletins but those go out to everyone. I have had this site for over a month and I only have 3 comments. I kno...
Posted by Paul Lakamp on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 04:49:00 PST |
Myspace slow |
Is it my computer or is myspace really slow? Whenever I try to move from other peoples sites, it takes about a minute to move. Or if I want to log in or check my inbox. I sometimes g...
Posted by Paul Lakamp on Tue, 29 Aug 2006 05:00:00 PST |
