Nazis |
In Nazi Germany, it was illegal to sell music by a Jewish musician or composer, although someone could always burn you a copy.
Posted by on Sat, 19 Apr 2008 03:06:00 GMT |
Superman |
You can buy Superman sunglasses, which makes no sense. Superman can't even wear sunglasses without revealing his secret identity.
Posted by on Thu, 17 Apr 2008 11:23:00 GMT |
Sexual Fantasy |
I recently fulfilled a sexual fantasy. Unfortunately, it wasn't my own.
Posted by on Thu, 17 Apr 2008 02:06:00 GMT |
Journal |
I was in a bookstore where they were selling a blank book for $24.95. Turns out it was a journal--for recording your thoughts.
The first thing I wrote in it was, "There's no way I'm paying 25 b...
Posted by on Wed, 16 Apr 2008 01:39:00 GMT |
Male Model |
A friend of mine's considering a career change. He's a male model, but what he'd really like to be is a female model.
Posted by on Tue, 15 Apr 2008 01:36:00 GMT |
Divorced |
I'm divorced, but I'd get married again if I ever found the right lawyer.
Posted by on Mon, 14 Apr 2008 01:35:00 GMT |
Tasteless Jokes |
My mom hates it when I tell tasteless jokes. In fact, those were her dying words.
Posted by on Sat, 12 Apr 2008 16:23:00 GMT |
Wisconsin |
Wisconsin is a very Catholic state. Even Jeffrey Dahmer ate fish on Fridays.
Posted by on Fri, 11 Apr 2008 16:15:00 GMT |
Laptop |
I think my laptop was stolen, which would explain why I got it so cheap.
Posted by on Thu, 10 Apr 2008 16:12:00 GMT |
Body |
I have no trouble attracting women with a body like mine, but who really wants a woman with a body like mine?
After all, I've had five kids.
Posted by on Wed, 09 Apr 2008 15:04:00 GMT |
