Reading, of course. People with library cards with no outstanding fees or fines. Sharpening my weapons. Body building. Getting buff. Slicing people in half. Kicking YOUR BUTT.
Library patrons who respect the library, my books and my rules. Library patrons who know how to use both the Dewey Decimal and Library of Congress Classification Systems.Anyone else will get sliced in half.
Scary medieval music. Hard core and death metal.
UHF.
Your Christmas is Most Like: National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation
Christmas is a big, boisterous event at your place.
And no matter what, something hilarious usually happens.
What Movie Is Your Christmas Most Like?
Screw TV. And screw you if you don't read my library books AND return them on time!!!
ALL books not written by Ann Coulter or Danielle Steele.
Librarians and library users who FIGHT for their libraries. Librarians who are prepared to KILL and SLAUGHTER politicians and other various evils for their budgets and borrowing collections.My non-heroes: MOST Library Science professors not working in the real field of libraries. Get a clue.