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keller

Thank you for being so nice!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

J. Edgar Hoover, so I can punch him in his stupid face!

Music:

The Kinks, Smog, Donovan, Harry Nilsson, Iron Maiden, All, Archers of Loaf, Bad Religion, Bad Brains, Black Flag, Black Sabbath, Big Black, the Beatles, Beck, Built To Spill, Cheap Trick, Johnny Cash, Circle Jerks, Cranes, Crooked Fingers, The Cure, Dag Nasty, Dead Kennedys, Nick Drake, Descendents, Devo, 7-seconds, Token Entry, Fear, Fugazi, Grade, Gorilla Biscuits, Hendrix, Iron and Wine, Kraftwerk, Lou Reed, Hank Williams, Zeppelin, Mazzy Star, Pixies, Pigface, Radiohead, Ramones, Journey, Styx, Bad Company, Boston, The Cars, Jethro Tull, Revolting Cocks, Richmond Fontaine, Sebadoh, Slayer, the Carpenters, ABBA, Lucero, Velvet Underground, Skeleton Key, Youth of Today, Van Halen, the Smiths, Joy Division, Cream, the Who, Men at Work, Cat Stevens, Lynnrd Skynnrd, the Vehicle Birth, the Mountain Goats, Ted Leo, Le Tigre, Thin Lizzy, Minor Threat, Husker Du, Eddie Harris, Madonna, Kylie Minogue...

Movies:

drugstore cowboy, almost famous, the apartment, clue.

Television:

recently addicted to Intervention. if i were the kind of person who started fan clubs, i would be president and founder of the Van Vonderen Fan Club.

Books:

please kill me, jesus' son, one hundred years of solitude, catch 22, dostoevsky, gogol, vonnegut, the unbearable lightness of being, the things they carried, any old rock memoir, history, almanacs, biographies

Heroes:

Jeff Van Vonderen.

My Blog

Brooklyn '06

So, my girl and i will be moving to Brooklyn in february of 2006. That is now just 32 days away. At the moment we have no apartment lined up, no jobs, no set idea on how we're going to haul our s...
Posted by keller on Fri, 30 Dec 2005 02:50:00 PST

cheap cigarettes

i am now smoking VP International, finest lights. they are not of any class tobacco. i got a carton for $2.50 at the romanian-hungarian border. in the mornings i cough so hard i almost vomit. i am sur...
Posted by keller on Mon, 03 Oct 2005 11:00:00 PST

Bowling

This is my new passion, my life's work, the focus of all my untapped energies. Me, a 15 lb ball, ten quivering pins, this is life. Finesse is out, chucking the ball as hard as i can is where it's at....
Posted by keller on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

drunken laundry

this is the best damn night of my life! i got enough quarters to do two loads for christ's sake. tuesdays are somethin' special. i will remember this time til the end of my days. this is The Day I Did...
Posted by keller on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

the positive side of death

so you're dead. now let's look at the brighter aspects. 1) no one can ask anything of you. you don't have to work or loan any money or help some schleps move or even so much as get up, ever again. 2...
Posted by keller on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

anybody got 10 grand?

no seriously, if anybody has a ton of extra money laying around unused, or if you know of anyone with huge stacks of cash they don't really need then please pass some along. i'm not gonna buy a ton of...
Posted by keller on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Lamest excuse for a vodka tonic?

here goes: 4 ice cubes squirt of bottled lemon juice (ain't got no limes) 2 shots of Blanchard's Vodka (made by Allen's of Somerville MA) fill the rest with flat Polar Tonic water that's been si...
Posted by keller on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST