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George - Lawyer to the Semi-Stars

A Lifetime of Poor Decisions

About Me

I hate shaving and have not touched a razor in about 2 years. I'm addicted to Diet Coke. I can't open my left eye in the morning unless I've had a cup of coffee. I procrastinate with the best of them. I've spent the last month working really hard at being lazy. People can't understand why I prefer to be unemployed, I prefer to work from home so I don't have to wear pants, I'm definitely losing my mind, I'm definitely not normal, I'm not that special. I'm kinda funny, real obnoxious, generally belligerent, definitely entertaining, often tired, and usually hungry. I'd be willing to go all out and say that I'm pretty mediocre. As I look back, I guess I'm just okay.

My Interests

Low cholesterol, Pirates, My Hernia, Being Greek, Cleaning my desk, Buffalo Wings, Shows, Sun Burns, Wookies, Actually getting a full nights sleep, Coffee, Self Depreciating Humor.

I'd like to meet:

Pirates, lots of freakin Pirates! ------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------ALSO, REALLY HOT CHICKS, WITH 100 MILLION FRIENDS, WHO ARE ALL GUYS IN WIFE BEATERS AND CHAINS POSTING COMMENTS ABOUT HOW HOT YOU ARE, THAT SEND OUT FRIEND REQUESTS AS A WAY TO PROMOTE YOUR WEBCAM, WANT TO CHAT ON AIM OR MSN OR ANYTHING ELSE, OR WANT ME TO DO SOMETHING THAT INVOLVES JOINING A SITE OR PAYING TO INTERACT WITH YOU, DON'T BOTHER, I WON'T ADD YOU, I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOU! I DON'T WANT TO MEET YOU.

Music:

Punk, Metal, Rock. Any band that 1. Needs a lawyer. 2. Can afford my bargain basement rate and 3. will pay me.

Movies:

Old School, Baseketball, Office Space, Super Troopers, Club Dread, Run Ronnie Run, Haggard, CKY, Bad Santa, Repo Man, The Way of The Gun, Bottle Rocket, Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle, 40 Year Old Virgin, Eurotrip, SLC Punk, Snakes on a Plane,

Television:

Mr. Show, Family Guy, Law & Order, The Simpsons, The Wire, Cops (Watching Cops makes me feel better about my life), 24, The Shield , FUSE, MTV2, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Scrubs, NewsRadio, The Daily Show, Rescue Me, Futurama, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, The Shield, Tenacious D, Hockey, Any and all Cartoons.

Books:

Reading makes me sleepy.CAN'T SLEEP THE CLOWNS WILL GET ME!

Heroes:

The computer that puts money in my unemployment account. The inventor of DayQuil and TheraFlu. The guy who figured out lobster was good eating. The man who brought us bacon.

My Blog

So this is how I almost burned to death the other day

So the other day while on vacation in the motherland, Greece, I noticed what felt like it might be a pimple of some sort growing in my right eyebrow. So of course I poked it with a needle. Nothi...
Posted by George - Lawyer to the Semi-Stars on Fri, 27 Jul 2007 08:03:00 PST