Low cholesterol, Pirates, My Hernia, Being Greek, Cleaning my desk, Buffalo Wings, Shows, Sun Burns, Wookies, Actually getting a full nights sleep, Coffee, Self Depreciating Humor.
Pirates, lots of freakin Pirates! ------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------ALSO, REALLY HOT CHICKS, WITH 100 MILLION FRIENDS, WHO ARE ALL GUYS IN WIFE BEATERS AND CHAINS POSTING COMMENTS ABOUT HOW HOT YOU ARE, THAT SEND OUT FRIEND REQUESTS AS A WAY TO PROMOTE YOUR WEBCAM, WANT TO CHAT ON AIM OR MSN OR ANYTHING ELSE, OR WANT ME TO DO SOMETHING THAT INVOLVES JOINING A SITE OR PAYING TO INTERACT WITH YOU, DON'T BOTHER, I WON'T ADD YOU, I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOU! I DON'T WANT TO MEET YOU.
Punk, Metal, Rock. Any band that 1. Needs a lawyer. 2. Can afford my bargain basement rate and 3. will pay me.
Old School, Baseketball, Office Space, Super Troopers, Club Dread, Run Ronnie Run, Haggard, CKY, Bad Santa, Repo Man, The Way of The Gun, Bottle Rocket, Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle, 40 Year Old Virgin, Eurotrip, SLC Punk, Snakes on a Plane,
Mr. Show, Family Guy, Law & Order, The Simpsons, The Wire, Cops (Watching Cops makes me feel better about my life), 24, The Shield , FUSE, MTV2, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Scrubs, NewsRadio, The Daily Show, Rescue Me, Futurama, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, The Shield, Tenacious D, Hockey, Any and all Cartoons.
Reading makes me sleepy.CAN'T SLEEP THE CLOWNS WILL GET ME!
The computer that puts money in my unemployment account. The inventor of DayQuil and TheraFlu. The guy who figured out lobster was good eating. The man who brought us bacon.