*Michelle* - ProfilesArchive

About Me

:::::All of the following statements are true.:::::My psychic parnter says I don't eat enough vegetables. I'm learning to speak Japanese for no reason. I told the people from PETA that I eat puppies.I used to twirl baton competatively. I try to take my cats for walks. I fall down. I should wear a helmet. I spank my friends. I eat hot dogs. Cheese is good too. I sometimes wash my hair. I used to collect marbles when I was a kid. I like mobiles. (the ones you hang from your ceiling) I think everyone should wear capes and have theme music. I think they should have giraffes in the petting zoo. I don't think my parents will ever get me that pony I ask for christmas every year. I like to draw expressive eyebrows on pets. I like fluffy socks. I like to tweeze my knee hair. I like flossing my teeth until it kinda hurts. I dance around on the roof of my building. If you are male, I will find a way to emasculate you. Then laugh. I wish I had an accent so I could say things like "Trousers", "Bullocks" and "Wanker". I find it hard to filter myself. I bruise easily/often. I'm a huge fan of steamrollering. I like to get stupid songs stuck in peoples heads. I often use jazz hands with reckless abandon. I like to smoke cigarettes while watching yoga videos. I try to feed vegetarians bacon. I'm really good at Uno. My feet used to be backwards. I used to eat play-doh. I can bend just the very tips of my fingers. I think babies are selfish.

My Interests

Cadavers, Chemicals, Forensics, Medical Tools, Vintage Laboratory Glassware, Guitar, Tattoos, Piercing, Motorcycles, Playstation, Laughing at myself and others, my niece and nephews, making out with cute boys, Kickboxing, Rockin' out peoples hair

I'd like to meet:

I would not like to meet guys that have all skanks as their top friends. Or your awful band. Or awful bands that are just friends with skanks. Or skanks that are still in high school and think I'm cool.Or Meat-heads that want to be my friend cause they think I'm a skank. If you are actually interesting, by all means, I would like to meet you. And then maybe eat your brain. So yeah, that eliminates most people.

Music:

Bjork, Murder City Devils, Rocket from the Crypt, Eagles of Death Metal, Lou Reed, ACDC, Hives, David Bowie, Nancy Sinatra, Elvis, Queens of the Stone Age, Pixies, Blondie, Danny Elfman, Philip Glass, Ladytron, Aphex Twin, Miss. Kitten, Cyndi Lauper, Depeche Mode, Distillers, Dillinger Escape Plan, I'm all over the place with the music I like! Depends on my mood.

Television:

Dexter

Books:

Stiff: The Curious lives of human Cadavers, Invisible Monsters, Lullaby, Dry, The Flouride Conspiracy, Making Faces, Dead Men do tell tales

Heroes:

Chalk Snap, Frida Kahlo, sufferagists, and anyone who feeds me booze.

My Blog

For the Love of .......

BACON!!!! For the first time in almost 20 years, canned bacon is back in this Country. Not available in any store!More than 2 years went into the development of this bacon, and we're proud to be able ...
Posted by *Michelle* on Tue, 10 Jun 2008 11:25:00 PST

Hang yourself!

I have rope.http://www.myspace.com/MichelleMeesheBut before you hang you might as well add me.
Posted by *Michelle* on Fri, 30 May 2008 02:30:00 PST

Laaa lalalalalalalalala la laaaaa......

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Posted by *Michelle* on Mon, 12 May 2008 04:32:00 PST

The Ginger Problem...my poor kitty :(

So if you recall a few months ago I posted a blog about my kitty Ginger. She had crystals in her urine and they were causing her to pee blood and go places that were not her litterbox. I had her on Me...
Posted by *Michelle* on Tue, 09 Oct 2007 08:37:00 PST

Where are we going??????????

So my friend calls me yesterday and says " I want you to go with me to a magazine party" She told me the name... and I'd never heard of it. But my friend is hilarious and tons of fun so, Fuck it. I go...
Posted by *Michelle* on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 06:09:00 PST

Photo Shoot with Halston Bruce

Yesterday I had the pleasure to work with my friend and photographer Halston Bruce. The model was great. And the cut was super fun to do. Be sure to check out Halston's work and other photos. www.mysp...
Posted by *Michelle* on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 03:28:00 PST

Music

Add my music page bitches!http://www.myspace.com/michellemeeshe
Posted by *Michelle* on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 08:42:00 PST

Meet "The puff"

When i was 19 I worked at a pet store. I was using alot of drugs then so it was the ideal job for me. It was my job to make sure all the cats were taken care of. Brushing, changing litter ect. Everyon...
Posted by *Michelle* on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 02:06:00 PST

Valentine's Day = sex-slavery, be-headings and prison.

February 14 is Valentine's Day. Although it is celebrated as a lovers' holiday today, with the giving of candy, flowers, or other gifts between couples in love, it originated in 5th Century Rome as a ...
Posted by *Michelle* on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 08:21:00 PST

Want to feel better?

So a few months ago I started taking this stuff... And I was a little lax about it.. So I have been seriously taking it for about 10 days and am losing tons of weight (The healthy way!)Seriously, frie...
Posted by *Michelle* on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 04:03:00 PST