Poor choices and the resulting/revolting consequences |
I had the misfortune of experiencing a series of events this past week, which caused me an indescibable amount of pain. The worst part being that&nbs...
Posted by Todd on Wed, 22 Aug 2007 02:37:00 PST |
Don't worry I'm just fine |
I know that I have been semi uncommunicative with some of my dearest friends, but please let me assure you at this time that I have not forgotten how much you mean to me. ...
Posted by Todd on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 10:27:00 PST |
Bloggety Blog Blog Blog |
I have not written a blog in quite some time, not having anything funny to say, I figured what's the point. Putting finger tips to keyboard I trudged blindly forward wit...
Posted by Todd on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 10:52:00 PST |
gone |
They keep sayin'
Change with me.
With only change to spare, I say
That aint easy
I don't know why but
They keep hangin on me.
The years they will go by
Right here is where you'll still find me.
...
Posted by Todd on Sun, 19 Mar 2006 03:01:00 PST |
Here they go a tumbling down the stairs so gayly. |
I just want to start off by saying that I have never intentionaly pushed anyone down the stairs. However, I have begun to believe that I should start. Due to the f...
Posted by Todd on Sun, 26 Feb 2006 08:27:00 PST |
I'm going to hell. |
Yes its true, my ultimate destination is most likely a firey pit, in which I will be poked and prodded by all manner of demons and imps. This eternal tourture is just&nb...
Posted by Todd on Wed, 15 Feb 2006 05:56:00 PST |
May the good (diety of your choice) bless you. |
In case you haven't noticed, the behavior of the Christan and Muslim fundamentalists has left our world in bit of a messy spot. While it has crossed my mind that all rel...
Posted by Todd on Sun, 22 Jan 2006 01:16:00 PST |
Sorry, it's been a while. Soooo, here we go. |
You may have found an undesireable love interest has become far too attached to you. Fix it now, ask me how. The first couple of ideas came from friends:
1.) Call him/her and suggest ...
Posted by Todd on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
This is your mission, should you chose to accept it. |
Have you ever been bored at a renasaince festival. W-hell-hell, this might be the cure.
1.) Throw knives ...
2.) Ask on one of the actors, "Would my Lord/Lady care for a shitty accent?"
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Posted by Todd on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Need groceries? |
Things to do at the grocery store: 1.) Pick up a banana, measure it for girth, and put it back down while shaking your head and saying, "No No No, that will never do." Then go straight to the c...
Posted by Todd on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
