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Random Brandon

Sawdust in a sandpaper suit

About Me



Get some cool videos and myspace layouts (like mine) at pYzam.com .
I like the finer things in life: A nice dinner at Olive Garden, some Reunite on ice... a sunset and herpes.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Other World Air-Drumming Championship contenders. Someone unafraid of an occasional belching contest. Bonus points if you've got a better midget story than me.

Music:

Hot Snakes, I Can Make A Mess Like Nobody's Business, Soul Coughing, The Constantines, Donovan, Barkmarket, Ramones, Stooges, Tom Waits, PJ Harvey. Son house kills me.

Movies:

Children Of Men, City Of Lost Children, City Of God.

Television:

America's Funniest Home Videos. No kidding. If you don't love this show, you are a terrorist. And you are in errorist.

Books:

Another Bullshit Night In Suck City.

Heroes:

Marcel Duchamp, Mr. T, Valerie, Saint Eligius.

My Blog

The Monthly Mysogynist

It's a new month! And that means a new page in the Mysogynist Calendar. WooHoo!As I'm sure you know (because you are always watching the Movie that is My Life), I have changed jobs recently. It's Ok. ...
Posted by Random Brandon on Fri, 07 Sep 2007 07:20:00 PST

Made some stuff.

I totally made the hell out of some stuff:This:and this:Check it out here and here.PS: I bought a copy of Nick Flynn's Another Bullshit Night In Suck City and I cannot recommend it enough. I checke...
Posted by Random Brandon on Mon, 27 Aug 2007 07:31:00 PST

Dancin, dancin, collapsin.

Found these on teh Flickr:I'm dancin'I'm dancin'I'm collapsin'Still collapsin'Still dancin'....
Posted by Random Brandon on Thu, 16 Aug 2007 08:19:00 PST

Some older work

These images don't have a home on the net, so I thought I'd tuck them safely in here. Ok? This is the older of the bunch, a series of "drawings" in copper that I made while in school. It's about three...
Posted by Random Brandon on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 04:39:00 PST

Radio Shaq

Dear ipod/apple/snobby people:Please stop bleeding everyone dry. A 3-foot 1/8 to 1/8 audio cable costs 39.99 in your admitedly fine store. 4 or 5 doors down is a seedy little joint that will sell me a...
Posted by Random Brandon on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 08:49:00 PST

I'm being muggied.

At about 2 this afternoon the sky cracked open and lost itself on the lot. A small river soon appeared, and an hour later the whole scene was bone dry. Let's give a small round of applause to common-s...
Posted by Random Brandon on Tue, 31 Jul 2007 09:01:00 PST

Night Time In Fallujah

Is what my neighborhood sounds like tonight. There shall be no sleep. The battle is incessant. Welcome to July 4th in JP.It's not really Fallujah, silly. This 7/4 it seems that there are a lot more fi...
Posted by Random Brandon on Thu, 05 Jul 2007 06:48:00 PST

Summertime Bruise

Summer officially began yesterday at aproximately 2:06 pm est. Welcome aboard, everyone. Thanks to Meghan, I've already gone hiking, so the nature part of the season is out of the way. Things I hope t...
Posted by Random Brandon on Sat, 23 Jun 2007 09:17:00 PST

bleck

Last person you: 1. Saw: Jeremy 2. Talked to on the phone: see above 3. IMed: chris? 4. Messaged over myspace: Meghan 5. Ate with: Jeremy 6. Slept in the same bed with: Ocho Today 1. Wearing: Shorts ...
Posted by Random Brandon on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 10:18:00 PST

These are the real answers

to the blog I was supposed to write according to Minerva's challenge. I'll admit, I wasn't very into it at first, and half-pirated her answers and adopted them as my own. It didn't make a lot of sense...
Posted by Random Brandon on Thu, 31 May 2007 07:09:00 PST