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Armi Da Space Pope

I'll dangle YOUR participle!

About Me

Page 2 of dumb comics

A piece of box-art I made for a game.

This is where I throw my feces!

Space Pope in his Space Pope-Mobile touring and blessing the future site of the Pan-Galactivatican!

I made a Quiz for you! Take my Quiz! and then Check out the Scoreboard!

People don't listen to those "Don't bug me if I don't know you" things anyway, so why put one up? That's the state of public education for you. Space Pope will rectify that with moon-based lazoring of known offenders.If you're a band looking for exposure, Space Pope in his clemency will allow it, but at least don't suck. I mean COME ON! It's the LEAST you could do! And for Fukkayuu's sakes STOP SENDING ME CRAPPY POETRY! Black Raptor Jesus Monkey Crackers!!

My Interests

The interests of the Space Pope are vast and numerous. Currently i'm engaged in fomenting pyramid schemes and doing a greeting card business for people that hate other people. My fave idea is Val-Day cards for the jilted and bitter.

I'd like to meet:

Anti-social miscreants and nere-do-wells. People spiraling into the depths of madness. The Most Holy Pan-Dimensional Pantheonic Congregation. Oh, and the guys from Sigue Sigue Sputnik. Whatever happened to them?

The guys from XTC put on a puppet show! Or something like it, anyway.....

Music:

Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem Circus, Bauhaus, Tom Waits, Sick Pleasure, Daisy Chainsaw, Subhumans, The Slits, Big Black, Happy Flowers, The Dils, Steel Pole bathtub, Angry Samoans, Mephisto Waltz, The Stranglers, Magazine, Television, Simon and the Bar Sinisters, Pressure Cooker, Jimmy Cliff, John Brown's Body, The Birthday Party, The Residents, More stuff, but you don't care anyway. You know you don't! Cease your falsehoodisms!

Movies:

Bladerunner, I Spit on Your Grave, The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari, Bloodsucking Freaks, They Eat Scum, Lair of the White Worm, The Wizard of Gore, MST3K, Invincible Obsessed Fighter (Hiii-yaaaa).

Television:

Space Pope has his own broadcast station. Those wearing tin-foil hats with rabbit ear antennae can pick up my musings, observations and even audio footage of me singing in the shower.

Books:

The Holy Canononical Pan-Reality Bible of Fukkayuu! (or How to Use Your Toaster Oven to Roast a Turkey)

Heroes:

Fukkayuu, Raptor Jesus, Bob, the piragua man down the street

My Blog

Unerasable Utterances

Maybe it's a phenomena of getting older. Like a phase that your folks always said you'd grow out of, except you're growing into this one. I'm talking about when strange and seemingly random thoughts a...
Posted by Armi Da Space Pope on Thu, 06 Mar 2008 12:41:00 PST

Like the aftermath.....

....of the Apocolypse, another Christmas has come and gone. The populace that survived it look around with a dazed expression saying internally 'Huh. So that was it?' Scavengers and rats will have imp...
Posted by Armi Da Space Pope on Wed, 26 Dec 2007 11:04:00 PST

On my distrust of rabbits (or ITS NOT A CARROT!)

A few days ago the subject was boached about what manner of pet would be appropo for my young hatchling here. As expected the issue of dogs and cats, those household staples, came to the fore. Then af...
Posted by Armi Da Space Pope on Wed, 03 Oct 2007 07:11:00 PST

The breakdown of PC.

And the wheel turns full circle once again.I'm not talking about any specific thing relating to me and only me, such as the many revenge plots going or the fomenting of pyramid schemes or the like. He...
Posted by Armi Da Space Pope on Fri, 14 Sep 2007 11:54:00 PST

A recurring occurence that .... occured?

Space Pope wonders if he has super powers.I know, I know. I already have a slew of awesome tools and gadgetry and the blind loyalty of the Gibbering Hordes of the Cosmic Congregation at my command. Bu...
Posted by Armi Da Space Pope on Wed, 29 Aug 2007 10:20:00 PST

It am birfday!

Hit 37! Send monies or I wll give you the 'old!'!
Posted by Armi Da Space Pope on Sun, 26 Aug 2007 01:29:00 PST

Ugh.

I dumped that last blog because it was written in a fit of anger and made me queasy afterwards. I really need to better control my anger impulses. I mean, nobody needed to see that, right? It didn't i...
Posted by Armi Da Space Pope on Tue, 07 Aug 2007 10:44:00 PST

This ain’t yo pappy’s Space Pope!

Judging by the sponsored ads i'm receiving these days, (yes, that again) it seems someone is under the severly misinformed illusion that my mannerisms and demeanor resemble that of the Catho-holic Pop...
Posted by Armi Da Space Pope on Fri, 03 Aug 2007 12:46:00 PST

Space Pope makes the scene!

Being elected Space Pope by the people (don't ask WHAT people), I could do no less than accept the position bestowed upon me by the deity Fukkayuu and his holy host of Trans-Dimensional Telemarketers....
Posted by Armi Da Space Pope on Wed, 18 Jul 2007 07:38:00 PST

They're watching you, but they're pretty dumb about it.

If you look at the sponsored ad section on your page, you know the one near all the 'cool' new people like Mitt Romney and Hymen P Clusterfuck, you'll see it. The 'sponsored ad' section that has some ...
Posted by Armi Da Space Pope on Wed, 11 Jul 2007 10:00:00 PST