SIGNS OF THE APOCOLYPSE |
Do I have some sort of sign on my back?Maybe a target of sorts that attracts mentally unhinged middle aged soccer moms?Something that gives them some kind of signal that makes them think it's ok to ta...
Posted by Handsome Jack is on vacation! on Fri, 11 Jan 2008 07:51:00 PST |
What WOULD you get a Wookie? |
Ho Ho Ho All, Handsome Jack Cockeye here.Ya know something, lately I've been doing a lot of heavy thinking about something that's been causing worry to my old troubled mind.I've been sitting here, for...
Posted by Handsome Jack is on vacation! on Thu, 13 Dec 2007 06:29:00 PST |
Mr. McGee, don’t make me angry...you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry |
Ya wanna know something, (I know, it's a rhetorical question as I'm going to tell you anyway )...aside from my multiple personalities, fourth testicle and complete bewilderment at the success of Larry...
Posted by Handsome Jack is on vacation! on Thu, 06 Dec 2007 06:47:00 PST |
Here we go again.... |
Fucking hell, here we go again....Next up on the racial slur dog-and-pony apology tour is none other then Duane "the Dog" Chapman, Bounty Hunter.Stop me if you've heard this one before.Apparently, a '...
Posted by Handsome Jack is on vacation! on Fri, 02 Nov 2007 06:59:00 PST |
ASSORTED FUCKERY! |
What type of fuckery is this?It's assorted fuckery.Once again I find myself at work, trying my best not to actually do any work, but in fact, working very hard to find something else to do....um...bes...
Posted by Handsome Jack is on vacation! on Thu, 01 Nov 2007 11:34:00 PST |
How to Carve a Pumpkin...The Cockeye Way |
Good morning children, Handsome Jack Cockeye here with some friendly, if not slightly unsettling, "how to" Halloween information for you.Today's lesson....Pumpkin Carving!That's right, I'm gonna take ...
Posted by Handsome Jack is on vacation! on Sat, 27 Oct 2007 05:27:00 PST |
the small details |
If you're like me, you enjoy a good Oriental sponge bath by a Swedish pre-op Tranny.If you're like me you pay attention to the small insignificant details that make up the much bigger picture. For ins...
Posted by Handsome Jack is on vacation! on Thu, 20 Sep 2007 01:14:00 PST |
Ahhhh...fucking Vampires...... |
Ok, so here's the deal.I was just talking with someone, who shall remain nameless, ( name rhymes with "Schmoopsie" )...and she was telling me about someone that she knows of, who claims to be an hones...
Posted by Handsome Jack is on vacation! on Tue, 18 Sep 2007 09:00:00 PST |
BURN MOTHERFUCKER BURN!!!...an update |
For those that care, this is a follow up to my last blog "A Banner Year for Pit Bulls"If you haven't read that, go back, read it, then come here....I just got this update sent to me by a friend of min...
Posted by Handsome Jack is on vacation! on Wed, 25 Jul 2007 01:34:00 PST |
A Banner Year for Pitbulls |
If you're easily offended, have a weak stomach or just not able to handle copious amounts of cursing and hatred-fueled insane rantings, please do us both a favor and click off this page right now.Ok, ...
Posted by Handsome Jack is on vacation! on Tue, 24 Jul 2007 08:16:00 PST |
