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MayBe

Baby, would you eat that there snack cracker in your special outfit for me, please?

About Me


I am simply me and that is all I care to be. I will not change for anyone unless it is for my own benefit. Also, here are a few important things one should take note of:
•I'm extremely stubborn and strong willed
•I'm an insomniac
•I tend to make things harder than they need to be
•I'm my own worst enemy
•I'm easily distracted
•I'm complicated and I think entirely too much
•I'm a very simple person and do not try to be anything more
•I'm an old soul
•I have a filthy mind
•I am passionate about things that are important to me
•I laugh at inappropriate moments
•I have unusual obsessions
•I change my mind often according to my many moods
•I'm a walking contradiction
•I'm a total smartass and enjoy the use of sarcasm
•I tend to look for the beauty in all things
•I try to appreciate the little things in life but will bitch when things do not go my way
•I need to take more personal risks
•I wish to escape to a simpler time and place
"I must learn to love the fool in me...the one who feels too much, talks too much, takes too many chances but not enough, wins sometimes and loses often, lacks self-control, loves and hates, hurts and gets hurt, makes promises and breaks promises, laughs and cries."
"Love... we think about it, dream about it, lose sleep worrying about it. When we don't have it, we search for it; when we discover it, we fear losing it. It is the constant source of pleasure and pain. But we can't predict which it will be from one moment to the next. It is a short word, easy to spell, difficult to define, impossible to live without."

My Interests

Books, Cigarettes, Coffee, Erotica, Family, Friends, Good Wine, Grammar, History, Humor, Laughing, Movies, Music, My Cats, Orchids, Over thinking, Philosophy, Photography, Reading, Road Trips, Sarcasm, Sleeping, Whiskey, Writing

I'd like to meet:



I don't really see the point in having five trillion friends if you don't have any intention of talking to any of them. Flattery will only get you so far especially if you don't have the ability to converse.

I'd like to meet creative, funny, outgoing, spontaneous people who are not afraid to be who they want to be. People who are honest and sincere. People who truly want to meet someone who simply "is"... no more, no less. Have courage, have your own convictions, have a reasonable amount of intelligence, and be an individual.

If you are a chubby chaser, please, don't even bother applying. I have no need in being a trophy on your wall of shame.

Music:

New Wave, Old School Goth, Industrial, Brit-pop, Synth-pop, Indie, Jazz, Blues, Disco, Electronica, Classical, Vintage Country, Rockabilly, Psychobilly, as well as a bunch of other crappy songs that only I would listen to. My musical tastes are extremely eclectic and diverse, often scary... and I really dont care what anyone thinks.

Movies:

Classics, Comedies, Chick flicks, Silent Films, Foreign Films, Musicals, Cheesy Horror, Good Porn, Bad Porn... I'll get back to this shortly.

Books:

Non-fiction, Self-help, Stories about dysfunctional families, Erotica, History, Encyclopedias, My Thesaurus, Childrens Literature, Poetry

Heroes:

Anyone who can put up with me for long periods of time and love me anyways.

My Blog

Duddy (update in blue)

Today I found out that my baby boy has cancer. It it around his heart and caused one of his lungs to collapse and fluid to accumulate around his heart and lungs. Everything came on very suddenly as he...
Posted by MayBe on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 08:17:00 PST

Shun the Non-Believer...

Candy Mountain, Candy Mountain... You Fill Me With Sweet Sugary GoodnessThank you MR. BUNK... thank you....
Posted by MayBe on Thu, 29 Jun 2006 03:46:00 PST

Now I Can See The World

To whoever thought it would be great fun to put my name on a mailing list for electric scooters and maternity clothing... thank you. I received my informational video this afternoon. You have made my...
Posted by MayBe on Fri, 02 Jun 2006 09:53:00 PST

A Friendly Purging of Friends

Ok, so I am feeling the need for a "cleansing" of sorts on my friends list. I pride myself on being able to keep up with everyone on here, but it can't be a one way street. Most of you pretties will s...
Posted by MayBe on Wed, 31 May 2006 12:40:00 PST

Letting It Go

Somewhere buried deep within the bowels of my backup hard drive I ran across this nugget of wisdom while searching for my resume. How long I have had it, there really is no telling. I think so m...
Posted by MayBe on Wed, 31 May 2006 11:13:00 PST

In My Head

A Means To An EndA legacy - so far removedone day will be improvedEternal rights we left behindwe were the better kindYou the same, set free tooI always looked to you We fought for good,stood side by ...
Posted by MayBe on Sat, 01 Apr 2006 12:45:00 PST

Tom and Apache

For all of you Tom Jones and Apache Man fans, I am sorry that I needed to take them of off my page, but my profile was beginning to head towards the toilet from all of the "difficult" to explain comme...
Posted by MayBe on Sat, 25 Mar 2006 02:06:00 PST

I'm an aunt!!!!

Just have to brag a little bit...My best friend Andyi, broke her water last night around 10pm last evening. They gave me a call when she was dilated at 10cm which was around 8am this morning so that I...
Posted by MayBe on Sat, 28 Jan 2006 12:24:00 PST