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Sage James

I LOVE HOT RODS, DAMES, AND CARROT CAKE!

About Me

I'm a typical 33-year old boy with 2 tattoos.
I still like toys and monster model kits (I have display cases full of 50-60's Universal monster stuff and scifi/retro toys). I'm short but very strong for my size. My interest vary between 1950's Retro culture to Gothic. I just like scary things... horror moives, Addams Family, Universal Monsters, etc. I love bowling, ice skating, playing video games and watching movies. I also like 50's/80's/ska/punk/swing/Classical music... even Opera! I also like to go to museams, zoos, aquariums, and weird/odd places around town... I love weird stuff! I'm a pretty good artist (all types)... I used to be a makeup artist (beauty to special effects) but got sick of the hollywood game. I am also like to draw (still life/monsters/tattoos/fictional female fashion), cook, take photos, read comic books, watching Lucha Libre-mexican wrestling/home fix-it/cooking shows, fix/rebuild 50's cruiser/lowrider bicycles, playing pinball, working on my 57' Chevy, and take trips to Las Vegas when I can (I love to gamble)... When I'm not spending my free time working on my house (reinventing a fixer-up'er) or cars, I spend alot of time drawing and sketching out future paintings, art projects and such. It's my hobby and I'm always looking for galley space to have a show. I also do custom/commissions, if anyone is interested. I really enjoy working on art... oh I forgot to mention that I'm working on my first comic book?!?!?!?!?! Maybe some year I'll get it finished. I'm also working on plans with my brother to design/sculpt/sell our own tiki/rockibilly mugs and hoping sometime next year to start building a hot rod from the frame up... If I have time after I go to my classes at Kitchen Academy to become a four star chef... What can I say, girls like a man in Uniform...
YAHOO INSTANT MESSAGE ME!: LUCKYTATTOO

My Interests

My Blood and Guts
Making art, doing monster makeup, haunted houses, circus side shows, museams, cooking, baking, Bear Traps, carving pumpkins, making things outa paper mache, building things, fixing things, breaking things, horror stuff, taking pictures, playing Guitar Hero or shooting-zombies-in-the-face video games, watching Scooby Doo, collecting tacky stuff, tattoos, car crashes, staying up late to watch monster movies, going to Disneyland, Mass Human Indangerment, art shows, bowling, 50's/80's retro stuff, lucha/wrestling stuff, comic books, collecting Tiki mugs, Bettie Page, Nurse/Medical Fetish, crime scene photos, carrot , ice skating, Chubby girls (with Pigtails, Bangs, Braces, Glasses, Bruises, Scars, and Strechmarks), going to vegas, bare knuckle bear fighting, gambling (for fun, not as a career)... and anything covered in Tabasco! Oh, I love the color Orange!!! YAHOO IM ME: LUCKYTATTOO

I'd like to meet:

More on that later.....
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Music:

Songs to Spin in a Circle to
50's-80's, Punk/New Wave, rockibilly, Classical, metal, opera, Surf, Clasic Rock, Ska, Techno... Some of my favorite bands are Aquabats, Dick Dale, Johnny Cash, Devo, Talking Heads, Romones, AC/DC, David Bowie, Rev. Horton Heat, Voodoo Glow Skulls, B-52's, Styx, Prodigy, Oingo Boingo, Tom Waits, Kim Lenz, Rush, Lesley Gore, Tito Puente, Jakie Wilson, James Brown, Arcade Fire, The Killers, Journey, Smoosh, Led Zeplin, P.U.S.A., Queen, ELO, Black Flag, Dead Milkmen, Frank Sinatra, Bjork, Keely Smith, Beastie Boys, Rush, Pretenders, Arcade Fire, Dick Dale, Haley and the Comets, Blondie, KMFDM, Elvis, Queen, Jerry Lee Lewis, Rob Zombie, Sparks, Brian Setzer, Thin Lizzy, Alice Cooper, Fatboy Slim... My favorite song is Mickey by Toni Basil... my current favorite song is Comin' Back Strong by Kim Lenz

Movies:

Drive-in Classics
10 commandments, GRINDHOUSE, Friday the 13th series, Starship Troopers, Superbad, Fido, Clue, Idocracy, Switchblade Sisters, 7 faces of Dr. Lao, hairspray, Harold and Kumar go to White Castle, Shaun of the Dead, Battle Royale, Slither, Clerks II, Fright night, 40 Year Old Virgin, Alligator People, Talladega Nights, House of Wax, Beach party movies, Anchorman, Pleasantville, Shaun of the Dead, Blue Velvet, Interview w/ a Vampire, Dick Tracy, Carrie, Ocean’s 11, Black Sunday (Mario Bava’s best film), Grease, Child’s Play, Snatch, Princess Bride, Pee-Wee’s Big Adventure, Darkman, Beetlejuice, Last Man on Earth, Class of Nuke’em High, The Funhouse, Airplane!, Death Becomes Her, Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure, Braveheart, War Games, Strange Brew, SLC Punk, 28 days later, Death Race 2000, Motel Hell, Texas Chainsaw Massacre (74’), Summer School, Night of the Creeps, Waiting for Guffman, American Werewolf in London, Time Machine (60’s version), Orgazmo, War of the Worlds (60's), Baseketball, Four Rooms, Bride of the Monster, Day the Earth Stood Still, Office Space, Armageddon, Millions, Casino, Matinee, Two Thousand Maniacs, Bad Santa, Explorers, Village of the Dammed, Assault on Precinct 13, They Live, Boogie Nights, Crash, Waxwork, Dune, , Dodgeball, Phantasm, Rabid, The Wolfman, Poltergeist, Parents, Run Lola Run, Near Dark, Back to the Future Series, Bucket of Blood, It conquered the world, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Howling, What’s up Doc?, The Hidden, Freaks, Idle Hands, Fiend Without a Face, Brain Candy, Fade to Black, Forrest Gump, Popcorn, Hudsucker Proxy, The Faculty, Bell Book & Candle, Deadly Spawn, Dead & Buried, Day of the Triffids, Raising Arizona, Ice Storm, From Dusk 'Till Dawn, Blob, Demon Knight, THEM!, Hudsucker Proxy, Carrie, Spider Baby, Creature from the Black Lagoon, Ghostbusters, Reanimator, Dogma, Deathrace 2000, Summer School, Bowling for Columbine, The Hidden, Unbreakable, Blade Runner, Kung Pow!, Near Dark, Audition, The Fog, O’ Brother Where Out Thou?, Anatomy, Assault on Precinct 13, Fear & Loathing in LV, War of the Worlds, Explorers, Poltergeist, American Werewolf in London, Plan 9 From Outer Space, Army of Darkness, House on Haunted Hill (B&W), Freaks, Best in Show, Beetlejuice, House of 1000 Corpses, 50's-60's B Movies, The Howling, Dead and Buried, American Graffiti, Addams Family Movies, Halloween, Blue Velvet, Niagara Niagara, Fight Club, Christine, Clerks, Rock & Rule, Phantom of the Paradise, Detroit Rock City, Trainspotting, Fiend without a face, Goodfellas, Dead Alive, Godzilla Movies, Escape from NY, Gummo, Repo Man, Harry Potter, Crash, Hairspray, Absolute Beginners, Mystery Train, Heavenly Creatures, Elvis Movies, Gremlins, Scooby Doo, The Karate Kid, Ed Wood, Psycho Beach Party, Dawn of the Dead, Monster Squad, Fifth Element, Big Lebowski, anything with Zombies/Flying Monkeys/sharks... oh, and the last hour of Titanic!

Television:

It slices, it dices
Pushing Daises, Anything on Food Network, My name is Earl, Heroes, Father Ted, Ace of Cakes, Freaks and Geeks, Metalocalypse, DR. WHO, Dead Like Me, Stroker and Hoop, SCRUBS, Reaper, Monster Garage, Blood +,Venture Brothers, American Chopper, Battlestar Galactica, Mythbusters, UlrtaViolet, Tenchi Muyo, Twin Peaks,The Wild Wild West, Adventures of Pete and Pete, Reno 911, Evangelion, Jackass, Viva La Bam!, Ed Edd & Eddie, 50's/60's reruns, Mystery Science Theater 3000, Clerks Cartoons, Kids in the Hall, X-Files, Futurama, Drew Carey Show, Xena reruns (hey, it's girls fighting in corset armor... don't judge me), Tales From the Crypt, Mickey Mouse Club (55’), DS9, Let’s Bowl!, Fishing with John, Inuyashi, Greg the Bunny, Lost in Space, Mr. Show with Bob and David, My Favorite Martian, Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, Black Books, Young Ones, anything on Adult Swim, Lucky Lewie, Scooby doo, Farscape, Penn & Teller's Bullshit, Addams Family, Munsters, 2 stupid dogs, PeeWee's Playhouse, WWE Wrestling, any car chases/after school specials/ imformecials, Square Pegs, and any episode of Twilight Zone were people make a deal with the Devil.

Books:

mE dOn'T rEaD sO wElL
Adventures of Marco Polo, The Ice Storm, Life and Times of Pancho Villa, Lizard Music, Zombie Survival Handbook, Dune, Choke, Fight Club, InuYahsa, Book of the Dead, Goodnight Irene, Darkly Dreaming Dexter, The Walking Dead, Picture of Dorian Gray, Fangoria Magazine, Atomic Magazine, Guilotene: Legend and Lore, Juxtapoz Magazine, Horrorhound Magazine, Comic Books, Sideshow Posters, Backs of Cereal Boxes...

Heroes:

Now with 15% More Bacon Flavor
Don Knotts, Dick Smith, William Caslte, and Dick Miller...

My Blog

neverending bullshit about my hot rod...

So the car is finished at the upholsterers. I called the shipping company to put my 52' Lil Devil on one of those huge double car trailers. everything seemed to be going smoothly until...When they wer...
Posted by Sage James on Wed, 24 Sep 2008 03:15:00 PST

ARGH! THERES DOODIE EVERYWHERE!

Do you remember the opening of The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (74')? Camera flashes pictures of horror followed by that creepy noise? Well thats what I saw when I woke up this mornings, wondering "What's...
Posted by Sage James on Wed, 10 Sep 2008 08:16:00 PST

Day 2 on Enbrel

The sucky parts:The whole needle kit is complicated with many pieces to assemble.I tried to stab myself by good o' self preservation kicked in. Also my hand is too swollen so I almost dropped the need...
Posted by Sage James on Thu, 04 Sep 2008 11:49:00 PST

so i have to have to put this chef thing on the back burner. (UPDATED)

So i've have this form of arthritis that causes painful swelling in the joints. it comes and goes but is set permintly in my left foot, spine, and right hand and knee. This condition is linked to my P...
Posted by Sage James on Thu, 28 Aug 2008 10:06:00 PST

52 Lil Devil Update

For those that don't know, I bought a 1952 Chevy many many months ago. The plan was to buy a nice car with no problems so I can design my own hot rod... my 52' Lil Devil. Here's a pic of the car: The...
Posted by Sage James on Wed, 27 Aug 2008 10:25:00 PST

Going to the ER and other things that sucked...

A couple of days ago I was cleaning my bathroom and found a rusted exacto knife in a cup with the various toothbrushes and tweezers. I used it about a week ago to cut out a splinter outa my hand. Anyw...
Posted by Sage James on Tue, 12 Aug 2008 09:06:00 PST

Motherfuckn Banana Creme Twinkies

So i got a call from my girlfriend. She's on a road trip with her folks, coming back from Las Vegas. On they way back, Annie's mom decided to stop at the Hostess factory. I didn't know that there was ...
Posted by Sage James on Tue, 05 Aug 2008 05:14:00 PST

Annie, My Cutie Hunny Bunny

So one day I was forced to go food shopping with my brother and my grandmother. I'm usually up for the task every other week but that weekend I needed to do so much laundry... Anyways, while we were g...
Posted by Sage James on Wed, 30 Jul 2008 01:45:00 PST

My Fishing Trip, Fainting in Class, and Class Rings

So the fishing trip was alot of fun. Jayson and I meet school (Le Cordon Bleu) alumni at San Pedro docks for the school annual fishing trip at 6am on Sunday.Sorry I don't have alot of pictures of me d...
Posted by Sage James on Wed, 23 Jul 2008 05:24:00 PST

Too Good to be True... Fuckn Rust!

Let me start off by saying that Mix Auto Uhpolstery has helped out alot with my 52' Chevy Belair, soon to be my 52' Lil' Devil that I purchased on ebay (may 08). We worked out redoing the uhpolstery,...
Posted by Sage James on Sat, 19 Jul 2008 07:13:00 PST