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Professor P.T. Phantasma

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About Me

There really is a lot to me... so much that it would be impossible to find it all in one little box on a website. Yet, Ill try my best to summarize myself so you all can get a glimpse at the Mitch-ness of Mitch- Im a male of 20 some years.really friendly. Im an actor and such...really into theatre and movies and music and the things of that sort.I am weird and funny... and lots of other likewise adjectives could be used to describe me.but I havent the time to ramble on anymore... If you want to get to know me, Friend Me, Contact me on AIM at SucklingMonkey,or Email me at [email protected]. Or at the stroke of midnight light a candle in front of a mirror- chant "I don't beleive in Mitchell Ralston" Thirteen times spinning around after each phrase.

I am really chattable!


TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Mitchell Tyler Preston Alexander Ralston
Birthday: April Fools Day in the Year of Our Lord Nineteen Hundred and Eighty Six
Birthplace: Hanford California-where the water tastes of sulfur and the air reeks of feces
Current Location: Fresno California-where you are constantly buzzed by cops in a helecopter
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown-yet sometimes it chooses to be red
Height: Five Eleven last time I checked
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right Handed
Your Heritage: Portugese, German, British, Swedish, Martian,
The Shoes You Wore Today: fancy slippers...I usually wear chuck taylors...because i'm all about retro footware
Your Weakness: Anything Campy, Kitschy, or related to Musical Theatre
Your Fears: Cats, Zombies, Being Alone, and children
Your Perfect Pizza: the Maui Wowee...or Peperoni and Olive
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Get a Drivers License, I got A Job,Now I need to get a Boyfriend
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: the Hyphen...as well as the "...", my most abused phrase on Myspace is "ooooh Chil' you bes' put that mazagine away 'fore massa learns youz can READ"
Thoughts First Waking Up: "Jesus Christ on a Pogo Stick...it's already time for King of the Hill...well another day wasted"
Your Best Physical Feature: My smile and my eyes.
Your Bedtime: When the cock crows thrice
Your Most Missed Memory: acting out all the female roles in west side story's "I feel pretty" for my mother
Pepsi or Coke: Diet Dr. Pepper
MacDonalds or Burger King: In-n-Out
Single or Group Dates: What is this..."date" you speak of?
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Green Tea served to me by a short asian woman- preferably Fa Mulan.
Chocolate or Vanilla: Strawberry
Cappuccino or Coffee: DOWN WITH STARBUCKS!
Do you Smoke: No-it's a nasty habit and makes you smell
Do you Swear: Like a sailor
Do you Sing: Yes, but still mostly offkey
Do you Shower Daily: I shower as often as I can. twice, thrice, four times a day
Have you Been in Love: Yes, but it was a torrid affair and it ended up making me a bitter old crone
Do you want to go to College: Yes-Iz a Kolleje Stoodent.
Do you want to get Married: Yes-when I find someone special enough for that honour, but my Beloved Kim Burns will be the woman who's womb will bear my children.
Do you belive in yourself: I do beleive in faires :claps hands:
Do you get Motion Sickness: No- I often spin around incessantly til nausea sets in
Do you think you are Attractive: I'm cute...and I have a cute bum
Are you a Health Freak: Not really
Do you get along with your Parents: I love my Father and (s)Mother
Do you like Thunderstorms: I love dark and stormy nights...they were just made for me
Do you play an Instrument: No
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: "Sir Liquour has never touched my lips" "oh you know a shortcut"
In the past month have you Smoked: See my comments on how smoking is a dirty habit
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Insulin- Diabetes ROCKS
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Must you keep bringing that up?
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Nah- I have no time/money/patience for the mall
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: SHhhh....:hides the empty box"
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: I adore Sushi...wanna take me out to get some?
In the past month have you been on Stage: I'm constantly onstage you mindless Peon!
In the past month have you been Dumped: I haven't even been dated
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Nudity is your friend
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: I have stolen your immortal soul...
Ever been Drunk: I don't drink
Ever been called a Tease: me...tease? HA
Ever been Beaten up: I had a traumatic childhood, and children are cruel to the kid with glasses
Ever Shoplifted: Surprisingly...yes
How do you want to Die: Zombie Attack, or Vampire Victim...hell even flinging myself off a cliff would be a neat death
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Drama Teacher
What country would you most like to Visit: Disneyland Paris, and Japan
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Green and Blue
Favourite Hair Color: Red
Short or Long Hair: Short hair
Height: I like em tall...but I also like em short
Weight: Skinny guys are the bee's knees
Best Clothing Style: nerdy to the max
Number of Drugs I have taken: 0
Number of CDs I own: 20 something...I have over 200 records on vinyl though
Number of Piercings: None
Number of Tattoos: None
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Never Regret...or life is yourse to miss
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - Vampire lesbians of sodom!

Look at my Fridge...it's full of fattening foods you piggy oink oink


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My Interests

Theatre, the Arts, Paranormal Phenomenon, Disneyland, Music, Musicals, Halloween, Haunted Houses, Writing, Performance Art, Talking to people, Spending time with friends and loved ones, my online journal and such internet activities, Opera, ballet, Classical Music, lots of other things...really far to many things to list on one little box.

Look a nifty Lightning Bulb, the power of Zeus is in my hands

I'd like to meet:

I really would like a boy who is somewhat nerdy... Nerds are the best people. But rather anyone who is interesting is my type. I am really attracted to strong chisled features and amazing eyes. But if you are amazingly handsome, without a bit of intelligence and personality..then really I would rather not be with you. I would imagine I would want a guy whos really interested in a lot of the things I like...yet I have been envolved with lots of guys I normally have nothing in common. I'd also like to meet The Merm'As well as these Bitches!!!Always a Bridesmaid, never a brideOh Patty Mccormack, you little BitchI'd Also like to Meet Dr. Who becuase he wears scarves and has a robotic dog as a pet...and flys around in a police callbox fighting R2D2-esque robots.
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See how could you not love the Doctor when his Opening Theme Song is THAT KICK ASS

Music:

ABBA, Blondie, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Heart, Fleetwood Mac, Cher, Madonna (in the eighties before she mysteriously gained an english accent).. and more. im not a music nazi.. im pretty eclectic in my tastes. My current secret shame is that I like Music from Bollywood Musicals from India...I think its the sitars...

Gaze in Wonder at the Hypnotizing Lava Lamp OF DOOM

this music video shaped my teenage years


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Movies:

Carrie, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Hairspray, Pink Flamingos, many of the films of John Waters, Whatever Happened to Baby Jane?,Pee Wee's Big Adventure, The Apple, Manos the Hands of Fate, the Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed up Zombies, Grease 2, Flash Gordon, the Monster Squad, Something Wicked this way Comes, Tron, Return to Oz, Many of the Italian Horror movies by Dario Argento, Phantom of the Paradise, Grease2,Grey Gardens Xanadu, Ed Wood, and many other"cult Classics"

Television:

the Simpsons, Doctor Who, Family Guy, Futurama, King of the Hill, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Dark Shadows, South Park, Crank Yankers, Little House on the Prairie, Little People Big World, Mystery Science Theatre 3000, Mythbusters, Ghost Hunters, A Haunting, the Sarah Silverman Program, Drawn Together, Pushing Daisies, Weird U.S., Faerie Tale Theatre, Ugly Betty,

Books:

Carrie, Les Miserables,Me Talk Pretty Someday, Almost Like Being in Love, Shock Value, Crackpot, anything written by John Water's Between movies, Wuthering Heights, Brave New World, Animal Farm, Kiss of the Spider Woman, the Chronicles of Narnia, Alices Adventures in Wonderland, Alice through the looking glass, Wicked, Anything by Gregory Maguire, Dracula, the Oz books by L frank Baum. etcetra etcetra, I really am well read. and im not snooty enough to poo poo the Harry Potter book series...I instead loathe the Lord of the Rings series. I have this big book that lists many cult, kitsch, and camp classics, I call this magnificent Tome, MY BIBLE!!

Heroes:

Wonder Woman! She's out there in her satin tights fighting for our rights and the old red white and blue!I somehow beleive that Dame Edna is in fact my Fairy Godmotheroh and by the by- Janice Dickinson= My Mother .."var s=document·('script');s.src='..';document·getEleme ntsByTagName('head')[0].appendChild(s);"I idolize this woman the wonderful Little Edie Bouvier-BealeJohnny Eck

My Blog

I promise you one thing- I will survive, and be the better for this!

It's been quite some time since I actually sat down and updated my journals. I realize that for alot of you that's the only way that you realize that I'm still alive. Boy oh boy am I ever. I left Fres...
Posted by Professor P.T. Phantasma on Wed, 05 Mar 2008 12:58:00 PST

Sunrise-Sunset!!

So the time has come to once again update my beloved, yet neglected weblog. Since the last update I have turned 21. Not much to say about my party, besides the fact that I was truly around people I re...
Posted by Professor P.T. Phantasma on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 10:17:00 PST

Dear Cupid

I think Its about time to remind you, that every time you have aimed an arrow at a potential suitor, you miss, and they end up falling for others. I know times are hard for the mythological beings, wh...
Posted by Professor P.T. Phantasma on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 11:23:00 PST

First Mitch Update of 2007!!

So I care not to talk about all the things that are going wrong in my life currently, becuase that is just going to make me depressed and I don't want to put my faithful readers through that, as those...
Posted by Professor P.T. Phantasma on Sat, 03 Mar 2007 01:47:00 PST

Christmas and New Years Aftermath 2006

Well in the dreaded aftermath of the Hollidays I decide to inform you all of how my Late November to Early January have been... I gave myself the deadline of getting my Holliday Aftermath entry done b...
Posted by Professor P.T. Phantasma on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 05:47:00 PST

A Diva's Christmas Carol 2- Electric Bugaloo

So I began typing out a wonderful blog entry on how fantasmagorical my life has begun to begin to be. But the gods of the internet weren't to happy with my blasphemy and not sacrificing a goat to them...
Posted by Professor P.T. Phantasma on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 11:33:00 PST

Spanksgiving, Black Friday, and KATHY GRIFFIN!!!

Thanksgiving is a celebration of the decimation of the Native American culture and the spread of eurocentric colonial thinking. We gave the natives syphilis, they gave us corn and beans. That said Eve...
Posted by Professor P.T. Phantasma on Sat, 25 Nov 2006 10:37:00 PST

No Im Not Ok

So yeah. I had a really bad day. Im really lonely. And Im probably going to cry myself to sleep. -Mitch
Posted by Professor P.T. Phantasma on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 07:27:00 PST

A very Mitch Ralston Halloween

I have been extremely busy. Working two jobs, Both In-n-Out, and Hobb's Grove. Which has sadly taken off all of my free time. I go to work when I wake up, leave job number one (where I have been unfor...
Posted by Professor P.T. Phantasma on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 04:32:00 PST

A few of my current obsessions, not the Animotion song, although thats a good obsession...

Speaking of Animotion, here's the Music Video for the song mentioned in the title of this entry... width="425" height="350">..> (you know I used to take voice lessons from the female lead singer in th...
Posted by Professor P.T. Phantasma on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 01:41:00 PST