Hallucinogens seem so appealing right now |
I had this dream, and it was easily the most vivid and awesome I've had in ages. I'm gonna write it down before I start thinking about boring, real stuff.First, I had just gotten off the bus on this s...
Posted by on Mon, 25 Feb 2008 09:12:00 GMT |
You ever seen me postin a survey before? |
1. Have you chewed gum after someone else already has?I certainly hope not. That would be disgusting!2. What song describes your current relationship status?Neil Diamond - Solitary Man3. How much does...
Posted by on Fri, 22 Feb 2008 14:36:00 GMT |
This is how movie soundtracks are picked |
IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)2. Put it on shuffle3. Press play4. For every question, type the song that's playin...
Posted by on Mon, 15 Oct 2007 17:22:00 GMT |
Uncut and Unfiltered Article |
[When articles get edited for length, that means cutting out certain parts. Unfortunately, this sometimes effs with the writer's style. This was partially published in the SRJC Oakleaf.]Well, here we ...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Sep 2007 16:37:00 GMT |
One of those fucking days |
Ah yeah. Skipped breakfast, didn't pack a lunch. Flat broke, out of cigarettes. Forgot to charge my MP3 player, so I don't have music. Didn't charge my phone either, so that'll end up the same way bef...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Jul 2007 16:11:00 GMT |
Because you care |
69 confession questions1. The phone rings. Who do you want it to be?One of those girls who never returns my calls, or else Sam, with some whacky, spontaneous plan for the night.2. When shopping at the...
Posted by on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 11:10:00 GMT |
Published Works Vol. 2 |
Here are the various contributions I made to the SRJC Oakleaf. That's the school paper. Enjoy.The following might make a little more sense if you've read my rant about Smokey The Bear. It's like three...
Posted by on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 19:44:00 GMT |
J/K |
Fact: When you state something in text, and it's a joke, there is no rule anywhere stating that you must clearly state that it's a joke. In some situations it makes sense to do so, as playful teasing ...
Posted by on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 15:58:00 GMT |
Fangsgiving |
I hate Thanksgiving because it's not fun. You get to eat. That's it. And it's not even good food. It's the same goddamn shit every year. I've never been a fan of turkey and potatoes. If it was like pi...
Posted by on Thu, 23 Nov 2006 00:14:00 GMT |
