Dine around with Xophe |
With over 4,000 restaurants in this awesome city and possible twice that number in bars, dining in this city can be daunting...but really fucking fun! I'd continue this but I just realized that ... Posted by Xophe...Another round? on Sat, 29 Jul 2006 12:38:00 PST |
From my Mom...no shit! |
HOPE THIS MAKES YOU SMILE THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD Well, it's shit ... that's right, shit! Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language. Consider: You can get shit-f... Posted by Xophe...Another round? on Wed, 10 May 2006 01:10:00 PST |
This shit makes me laugh! |
It's important for Billy to decide which career path to follow. Check out this link to see what his decision will be!
http://www.logoonline.com/shows/events/short_films/2006/deta
ils.jhtml... Posted by Xophe...Another round? on Sat, 06 May 2006 11:39:00 PST |
Stupid |
Posted by Xophe...Another round? on Tue, 04 Apr 2006 02:37:00 PST |
You're a good friend if... |
You Know You Drink Too Much When...Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream.
The back of your head keeps getting hit by the toilet seat.
The parking lot seems to have moved while you w... Posted by Xophe...Another round? on Fri, 17 Mar 2006 12:34:00 PST |
You know you're from SF when... |
You Know You're From San Francisco When...You take a bus and are shocked that 2 people are carrying on aconversation in English.
Someone says TENDERLOIN - you don't think of steak.
You never bother lo... Posted by Xophe...Another round? on Fri, 17 Mar 2006 12:30:00 PST |
Ya know yer from Vah-gin-yah when... |
You Know You're From Virginia When...Speed limits are just suggestions
You have at least two friends who have no idea what their relatives do...because its "top secret" government work
Most of your s... Posted by Xophe...Another round? on Fri, 17 Mar 2006 12:27:00 PST |
Packing in plans to move in 9 days...29 December!!! |
So all this packing, moving and selling o' the shit is getting me down...too much no fun worksk! Painting and spackling are next! Woot Woot! Remember what Tom Sawyer said about paint... Posted by Xophe...Another round? on Wed, 21 Dec 2005 06:45:00 PST |
What kind of fag are you? |
I'm a Fabulous Faggot! Im the epitome of over the top breathtakingly extravagant faggot chic. I dance like a big queer demon, although I am more concerned about being seen than actually enjoying myse... Posted by Xophe...Another round? on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
What I am drinking now |
was at Potter's Pub earlier this eve checking out Dennis and Wayne (Downswitch Beat). Both were fucking tight! So after a few flat Bass draughts...we switcvhed to Yuengling and shots of ...waht else... Posted by Xophe...Another round? on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |