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Scary Manilow

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About Me

My brilliant and sexually talented life partner and I crash landed here after being exiled from our home planet, Sleazetopia. We spend our free time watching classroom educational filmstrips as a means of adapting to human customs and social behavior. One of these days, our band is going to take over the world.

My Blog

So Much Hate

Well, it's been 12 long years since the day I slipped on my trusty pair of Bad Idea jeans, waltzed into a low-rent tattoo joint, and got this immortal word scarred across the back of my neck:As a snar...
Posted by Scary Manilow on Sun, 18 Nov 2007 07:04:00 PST

Middle Rage

I've been toting around a state-issued ID for the past ten years because my Driver's License was suspended. Now that I've finally paid off the thousands of dollars required to get it out of hock, I'm...
Posted by Scary Manilow on Thu, 27 Sep 2007 12:50:00 PST

Better, Faster, Stronger... with extra bile and all!

I plan to start shooting my new movie in a couple of weeks (my first REAL solo mission!), and I'm terrified from brain to balls. I want to get this first scene under my belt before the cold weather h...
Posted by Scary Manilow on Thu, 27 Sep 2007 12:39:00 PST

Chock Full of Buttery Goodness

And now, a story from my week of bartending:Monday afternoon, a couple of meth-banging hags slithered through the Replay doors and forced themselves against the bar. One of them had a twitchy eye and...
Posted by Scary Manilow on Thu, 27 Sep 2007 12:30:00 PST

Style Scoutin’

September 11th, 2007:Vladmir Putin dissolves the Russian Government. Shinzo Abe steps down as prime minister of Japan. Israel resumes its missle bombardment of Palestinian settlements along the Ga...
Posted by Scary Manilow on Thu, 27 Sep 2007 12:26:00 PST

Vagina Power!

1. I hope, I hope, I hope that some of my Atlanta friends can answer a few questions for me: - Just who is Alexyss Taylor, anyway? - Is her show still on the air? - Why is her mother holding a...
Posted by Scary Manilow on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 08:52:00 PST

Update from The Land of Nod

1. Vincent is still sick. We have him at the vet now for overnight observation. He wasn't very happy with me when I left him there this morning. The house feels really empty now without him here, w...
Posted by Scary Manilow on Thu, 23 Aug 2007 12:59:00 PST

Name Them Today

Vincent Price is one sick kitty today:He got into one of our plants last night and has been puking it up ever since. There are foamy puddles of dried cat-vomit all over the house, and poor little Vin...
Posted by Scary Manilow on Thu, 23 Aug 2007 12:57:00 PST

Three Quick Ones

FIRST:We got back from Joplin two days ago, and I'm happy to report that the Spook Light put in an appearance both nights we were there... Being the observant fellow that I am, I drove right past it t...
Posted by Scary Manilow on Thu, 23 Aug 2007 12:52:00 PST

Gimme Gimme SHOCK TREATMENT

First things first: We're going to premiere a bunch of short films at the Jackpot on August first-- the screening is FREE, the booze is CHEAP, and the people are CLASSY!The first film starts at 9 pm, ...
Posted by Scary Manilow on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 10:31:00 PST