I enjoy human sacrifice
puppy eating
and doing what I can to stop the evil army of ice cream men... terrifying.
Professor Stephen Hawking, so I could program his voice thingy to say "Ow, my butt hurts!" over and over
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: I have many names from many worlds
Birthday: 8/5/1977 BC
Birthplace: Atlantis
Current Location: In accordance with string theory, I am many places at once
Eye Color: Depends on how much blood has been spilled on my shirt
Hair Color: Brown... What? It is
Height: Small enough to walk under a door, yet large enough to crush a mountain
Right Handed or Left Handed: Inner right, my outer right was injured in a cyborg bar brawl
Your Heritage: German, amphibion
The Shoes You Wore Today: My shoes are in the witness protection program and would be in danger if I revealed this information
Your Weakness: System of a Down: prolonged exposure to this particular sonic torture device is fatal for me
Your Fears: Clown virus, this epidemic has been ignored far too long
Your Perfect Pizza: One that looks and tastes like a steak
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Remembering what I did last year
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: LOOK OUT BEHIND YOU!!!
Thoughts First Waking Up: Where the hell am I?
Your Best Physical Feature: My tail
Your Bedtime: Whenever the hell I feel like it, no one's the boss of me! Boy am I tired
Your Most Missed Memory: My brother when he used to call and say "Greetings program!" every single time- RIP I miss you, bro!
Pepsi or Coke: I wish those two would just fight a gruesome battle and get it over with
MacDonalds or Burger King: I am boycotting both these restaurants ever since I heard about their illegal arms sales to Canada
Single or Group Dates: Carbon dates are the best
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Both cause my molecular composition to become slightly unstable
Chocolate or Vanilla: What about strawberry? This question has totally ignored one of the Scooby Doo Ice Cream Phantoms. Plus it's racist
Cappuccino or Coffee: I'm jittery enough as it is, I don't need that crap
Do you Smoke: Yes, from my ears when I'm really mad
Do you Swear: F!@# no. What kind of f$%*ing question is that
Do you Sing: Like an angel with no vocal cords
Do you Shower Daily: Yes, except when I don't
Have you Been in Love: Yes. No jokes since I don't wanna piss off my wife
Do you want to go to College: Yes and when I get there I'm going to ring the doorbell and run off
Do you want to get Married: Thanks for asking, but I'm afraid I'm already married
Do you belive in yourself: Yes... I mean, I think so... maybe... do you mean all the time?
Do you get Motion Sickness: Not even when I did the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs
Do you think you are Attractive: I'm either the best looking guy on the planet or I'm overcompensating for my low self-esteem
Are you a Health Freak: Let me think about that over a beer and a cigar
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes, except for that day we were all pointing guns at each other
Do you like Thunderstorms: Only when they do damage
Do you play an Instrument: I don't have to answer that. When's my lawyer coming?
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes, but it was a special occasion: I woke up
In the past month have you Smoked: No, haven't been mad enough
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No, the Krispy Kreme dealer cut me off
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yes and now I'm broke
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: I don't have enough ammo for that
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No I figure it's quicker just to eat plain sugar
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Strangely yes. Spent the next 3 days with my head in the toilet
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yes but it wasn't long before Justin Timberlake's security guards caught me
In the past month have you been Dumped: Sort of, Alyssa Milano won't take any of my calls but that could mean anything.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Water causes me to melt
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Only Christmas
Ever been Drunk: Does right now count?
Ever been called a Tease: That would imply that I don't put out
Ever been Beaten up: Ha! There's no army big enough
Ever Shoplifted: Only when I go to a store
How do you want to Die: Elephant stampede
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: David Hasselhoff
What country would you most like to Visit: If I go to another country it will be to conquer. Pray you never see me in your country
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Clear
Favourite Hair Color: Green
Short or Long Hair: Both on the same head
Height: 50 ft
Weight: 5 lbs
Best Clothing Style: Off
Number of Drugs I have taken: I can't count that high... don't worry that could be 1
Number of CDs I own: See previous answer
Number of Piercings: I hold the record for piercings at 238,691. I also hold the record for biggest liar
Number of Tattoos: One: a Klingon symbol on my right shoulder
Number of things in my Past I Regret: See previous answer
Progressive rock/metal (Dream Theater, Blind Guardian)
melodic death metal (Darkane, Dimmu Borgir, In Flames, Soilwork)
symphony (John Williams, Mozart, Tchaikovsky)
pre abrasive atmospheric era venusian big band (Bith Alien Band, Max Rebo Band, Gyzernax Quartet)
and of course...
Star Wars, although I'm currently undergoing hypnotic therapy to block Jar Jar from my mind
anything with excessive amounts of violence
PORN! Being male I guess that goes without saying
(Tera Patrick... Evan Seinfeld's wife)
...and of course the greatest movie of all time, "Warrior of the Lost World". If you haven't seen this movie you don't deserve to live. To think they gave the Oscar that year to "Terms of Endearment" just makes me want to vomit.
Red Dwarf...
ACE RIMMER RULES!!!
Simpsons, 183 seasons and counting
Battlestar Galactica, I'm shocked by how much I love this show
and anything on the christian channel, you know, the one that has Kirk Cameron on it talking about how I'm going to hell for listening to evil rock music. Oh yeah and they also show those "Left Behind" movies, also starring Kirk Cameron.
Books rot your brain. You think they don't? Harry Potter. That's all I'm saying.
Even though he always sounds like he's having a stroke, William Shatner will always be the man
Cobra Commander, always so happy. He laughed after every line
Dirk Benedict has been replaced by Katee Sackhoff... deal with it!
This guy...
His dog
and 9-11 conspiracy nuts
Why is it you'll believe this without a shred of evidence, yet you constantly criticize Bush for going to war with Iraq without proof of WMDs?