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Bendito

This is everything I have to say about being 17, the United States Navy, American Christmas and the

About Me


Well... I attended Juilliard... I'm a graduate of the Harvard business school. I travel quite extensively. I lived through the Black Plague and had a pretty good time during that. I've seen the Exorcist about 167 times, AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT.

This is dedicated to all the teachers that told me I'd never amount to nothing, to all the people that lived above the buildings I used to hustle under that called the police on me when I was just trying to make some money to feed my baby daughter and to all the niggas in the struggle. p'ce

Hit me up at Mary's . We'll do some Pound My B'Holes Shooters, SON! You can catch me on Thursdays as DJ I Know Y The Caged Bird Sings or MC 5-Hour Boner (depending on mood) on the 1s-N-2s with DJ Bizness Casual. PS - I don't play Bjork. Don't request it.
Don't Miss this shit:
THIS SHIT TURNS MY CRANK:

My Interests

skeet skeet, trouble, knife fights, demolition derbys, running hustles, playing chicken, getting in rumbles, drag races, beatniks, roller derbys, drive-in movies, throwing dice in back alleys, black girls doing spoken word, greasy RnB dance parties, motor mouth mabelle record hops, cock fights, what's behind the green door, sniffing deisel fumes, hanky codes, switchblade combs, reform school boys, tampering with brakes, bar fights, the town squeeze, hungry men, dance floors, candy stores, back rooms, costume parties at rip taylor's house, doing the bird in mosh pits, french kissing the TV whenever cute guys are on it, giving people quarters to go downtown and have a rat gnaw that thing off their face.

I'd like to meet:

Can I get a Nancy Grace/Susan Moss sandwich....TO GO:

Hot Thick Ass Wigger Men, Big Dumb Mouthbreathers, Fleet Week Sailors, Jailbirds busted out of a Chain Gang, 1960s Homo Bikers and Professional Wrestlers.

Music:

Mostly Patra... but also: Electric Light Orchestra, T.I., ODB, Glass Candy, The Cramps, B52s, Rock*A*Teens (ATL version), Rolling Stones (Aerobics Era), Eddie and the Cruisers, Sonic Youth, Misfits, ESG, Culturally Offensive Rock-N-Roll Novelty Records and other Next Level Type Shit.

Movies:

Elvira: Mistress of the Dark, Big Business, 9 to 5, Outrageous Fortune, The Apartment, Desk Set, Rushmore, Out of the Past, Dear Heart, Uncle Buck, Scorpio Rising, Cruising.
Anything with an old lady solving a murder or a dog finding his way home.

Television:

Murder She Wrote, Martin, 1-800-SAFE-AUTO commercials, Bob Newhart (or any MTM production).

Books:

Mary and Vincent Price's Come into the Kitchen Cook Book, Faster and Furiouser: The Revised and Fattened Fable of American International Pictures, Step Right Up!: ... I'm Gonna Scare the Pants Off America, Sleazoid Express

Heroes:

Tennessee Williams + Flannery O'Connor, Frankie + Annette. Lux Interior + Poison Ivy. Dick Van Dyke + Mary Tyler Moore. Montgomery Clift + James Dean. Dolly Parton + Elvira. Sam Arkoff + Jim Nicholson. Paul Lynde + Charles Nelson Riley. The Three Amigos. Rodney Dangerfield + Benny Hill. And this motherfuckr:

My Blog

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lying on my bed staring at the tapestry on the wall.there are two scantily dressed white girls.one has got a dagger in her hand.they're looking at this black panther up in the tree, hissing at them.wh...
Posted by Bendito on Fri, 22 Jun 2007 06:26:00 PST