accents, animals wearing clothes, being drunk, bootlegs/mash-ups, werewolves, butts, nightmare on elm street, hanging with playboys, sexy murderers, tee shirts, camping, thrift stores, cartoons, beej hunting, causing trouble, coffee, crazy people, dirty jokes, DJ'ing, dogs, white trash, getting presents, horror movies, joey fatone, making out, autobots, hot bitches, hunky monkeys, invisible scientists, nintendo, sour candy, old school, pants, paranormal, halloween, gorgeous ladies of wrestling, penguins, polaroids, pop culture, cyborg senators, road trips, rum, fucked up shit, sarcasm, sexy dorks, sun, constructicons, theatre, tony fuckin' danza, trivia, leopold & loeb, scott peterson, video games, vintage photographs, fearing zombies, spooky sounds records
I'd like to meet:
Joey Fatone.
Elvira Mistress of the Dark.
The Ghost of Rip Taylor. (I know)
Most of the Thundercats.
Frances Farmer's hairdresser.
Patty Hearst's life coach.
People who stumble onto mysteries a lot.
People that make signs with arrows pointing to themselves.
People who are "half" something that's not human.
John Waters.
Rusty Warren.
The Cherry Sisters.
Oofty Goofty, the wild man of Borneo.
Leopold & Loeb.
The guy who invented Corn Dogs.
Bottles of rum.
People who write scripts with over-sexed elderly characters.
Ogre from Revenge of the Nerds 2: Nerds In Paradise.
Big dummies with a chip on their shoulder and somethin' to prove gawdammit!
Music:
tmbg, indie rock, punk rock, snot rock, cock rock, electroclash, hip hop, The Dead Milkmen, Wanda Jackson, *NSYNC, old country, guitars-and-synthesizers, Squeeze, XTC, DEVO, Burt Bacharach, pop, mash-ups/bootlegs, Mrs. Miller, filthy-dirty rap, The Carpenters, film soundtrack rock, Goblin, anything with swear words, whatever is the complete opposite of Mr Wendall by Arrested Development
Movies:
Basquiat, Beetlejuice, Crazy Fat Ethel 2, Female Trouble, Sleepaway Camp, Shaun Of The Dead, Monster House, My Boyfriends Back, Faster Pussycat Kill!, Goonies, Return of the Living Dead, Night Of The Living Dead, Dawn Of The Dead, MonkeyShines, Cruising, Spaceballs, Brain Donors, Demons, The Seven Doors of Death, Inflated, American Werewolf in London, Waiting for Guffman, Elvira Mistress of the Dark, JoyRide, Hot Fuzz, Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy, Back To The Beach, Clue, The Legend Of Hell House, Total Recall, Opposite of Sex, The Hole, Nightmare on Elm Street 5: The Dream Child, Bride of Chucky, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Earth Girls Are Easy, The Howling 2: Your Sister Is A Werewolf, 70s Italian Horror films, any John Waters, any Tim Burton, anything with nudity, anything in 3-D
Television:
Kids in the Hall, Strangers With Candy, Tales From the Crypt, The Office, 30 Rock, Heroes, Lawrence Welk reruns, Family Guy, Simpsons, Pee Wee's Playhouse, The Sarah Silverman Program, Eerie Indiana, Cartoons, Documentaries, British stuff, that informercial for the Magic Bullet where the guy keeps talking about his hangover
Books:
Nine Stories by J.D. Salinger, Adventures in Dirty South Hip Hop by Tamara Palmer, The 69 Secrets of a Lonely Milkmaid, Incredibly Strange Films, Ender's Game, Demian, You Are A Shark choose your own adventure novella, and anything by Frank O'Hara, Daniel Pinkwater, Mac Wellman and The Marquis De Sade
Heroes:
We don't need another hero
