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Queen Clam McLeod

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About Me

I am Kindra. I am Queen Clam McLeod, I am Bermuda Triangle. Helen Tarnation. I am Poppy Toppenbottom. I am 2 Scoops. I am Kiki. I am Hammer. I am a human supernova. I am a nerd. I am a freakasaurus. I am a good friend. I am an advocate for happiness. I am what I am. My motto is "You have to believe we are maaaaaagic... nothing can stand in our way." And I believe it. I have to. Let's see what else? I'm a writer for Wexley School for Girls. And I am co-owner of McLeod Residence, where dreams come true. If you don't know you better axe somebody. I perform with SUPER GEEK LEAGUE, the most spectacular band in all the land (suck it Gwar!) I am a MAC Fafinette. I like to sleep with a moist snack cake beside my bed. Just in case. I would like to open a rib house called "Adam and Eve's. It would only serve ribs. And apple pie. And all the servers would wear snakeskin thongs. I came from the womb of a woman who dances for world peace. And a Dad that emails me only to ask "what are you wearing?" Top that. I occasionally wear glasses. Value Village is my second home. I like shiny things. Moustaches make me happy. The smell of scalp makes me giddy. I can eat a whole loaf of fresh baked bread in approximatly 3 minutes. I love the color mint. And that the words "anal leakage" are actually printed on the back of foods. I collect doll parts and mannequins and have a small plastic baby in a cage. His name is Bobbi. I am an expert fake eyelash adherer. I also make a mean smoothie. I like me most days. And some days I want to crawl out of my skin and become the baby squirrel that I believe may be soon to hatch out of the small tumor growing in my neck. When you rearrange the letters in my name it spells "a drink." I will kick your ass in badmitton. I only cry when I go to the animal shelter. God damn kittens. I've been told I "burn the candle at both ends." And I say screw it. As far as anyone can show me this is it. So I make mine a carnival of chaos. For example: one morning not long ago I woke up with a furry in my bed, covered in polaroids and dollar bills. I believe if classically trained I could be a world renown opera singer. But I hate opera. And I love musicals. Well, scratch that. I love musicals where people get naked. Like Hair and the Full Monty. I am a drag queen. For all intents and purposes I would have been better served being born a gay man. But I'm not mad. I have a pony on my porch, I'm about to buy another one. I like to mom dance. A lot. In fact I can't stop Mom dancing. Try it, I promise you won't be dissappointed. I also like hot girls on roller skates, hot boys making out, and seeing old people who are still in love. Especially at Sizzler. But I hate romance. Unless it is from the 70s and is seen in a soft focus lens. Then I'm butter. Which I also like a lot and apply liberally to bread (see above). I love my job. I can't think of anything I would rather do except maybe be a deluxe nut sampler. Or maybe a fringe inspector. And I really like to goose. I can't wait to be old so I can goose like crazy. I really miss my glow in the dark retainer from when I was 13. Half purple, half pink, all sparkles. I like almost being grown up. And lollipops. And quantum physics. At least that word. All in all I'm a simple girl. I put on my hot pink plastic 80s stillettos one heel at a time.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Red people white people black people blue people yellow people rainbow people. Glittery people. Crazy people. Nerdy people. Happy people. Thoughtful people. People who know about science. People with good cleavage. People who put themselves out there. People interested in living an extraordinary life. People who are caring. People who help people. People who are on a mission. People who inspire me. People who can teach me something. Anything. Especially to do a cartwheel. I've never been able to do that. People who eat cupcakes. People against fruitcakes. People who buy me fake flowers. And who write haikus. Or limericks. People who aren't people at all, because they are aliens. People who are on a future train bound for magicville. Who will let me take a ride. And I do mean a moustache ride. Word.Nominate McLeod for a NW Source People's Pick Award!

My Blog

McLeod Residence moving

Dear Friends of McLeod Residence,The greatest blessing and curse of McLeod Residence has always been the building and space it exists in. On the one hand, it's unlike any other space around, in a trul...
Posted by on Tue, 07 Oct 2008 11:50:00 GMT

Humans can really let you down

Humans can really let you down. In the course of my life I've been screwed over and lied to and hurt beyond any reasonable amount. We all have. But some days it feels like I've had more than my share....
Posted by on Mon, 04 Aug 2008 12:51:00 GMT

Boobies, fringe, puppies and pie. Welcome home Clams.

The last ten days have been a surreal and amazing time. Going from a month in the hospital so sick I actually thought I might not make it out to spending a month in Europe with family and friends whil...
Posted by on Mon, 21 Jul 2008 00:05:00 GMT

CAT THEATRE UPDATE!!!!

OMG OMG OMG! So if you read my blog from last june about getting robbed by the moscow cats theatre, the most bizzare experience of my life, it's get's more bizarre!!! Turns out that wasn't the real de...
Posted by on Fri, 11 Jul 2008 16:14:00 GMT

Home from hospital

Well I'm finally home and knock on wood I won't be going back to that place ever again. Dear lord. The guy next door to me had dimensia and screamed in agony all through the night. The smell of the pl...
Posted by on Mon, 02 Jun 2008 11:03:00 GMT

Menengitis update

Hey all. So I haven't been online in quite some time because one of the effects of menengitis is horrific headaches and sensitivity to light (something with having your brain swell) anyways I'm feelin...
Posted by on Sun, 25 May 2008 10:02:00 GMT

It’s all the same to the clam

You may leave the Clam on the ocean floorIt's all the same to the Clam.For a hundred thousand years or more,It's all the same to the Clam.You may bury her deep in mud or muck,Or carry her round to bri...
Posted by on Wed, 30 Apr 2008 16:54:00 GMT

Life is beautiful

Pardon the sappiness. Most of you know it’s not my style. But the last two nights have filled me with more joy and excitement than I have ever known. And although I’m more exhausted than I...
Posted by on Sat, 22 Mar 2008 17:40:00 GMT

Holiday letter

Dear friends and family,I'm going to tell you about my year. And you're not going to believe a single word of it. You're going to say "That Queen Clam McLeod or whatever the heck she's calling herself...
Posted by on Wed, 26 Dec 2007 18:30:00 GMT

Things I’m thankful for - 2007

I'm thankful for darkness, I'm thankful for lightI'm thankful for things that go bump in the nightI'm thankful for rainbows, and plastic Kewpie dollsI'm thankful for rainbows and bouffant hair fallsI'...
Posted by on Thu, 20 Dec 2007 17:52:00 GMT