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The Fabulous Ms Noir

"I'm not interested in money, I just want to be wonderful"

About Me

I hate that my page has to be ruined with this rubbish but here it goes.If you are:*Selling weightloss Products *Want me to do online surveys for alleged money *Want me to launder money for you *Want to move to Australia so think I need a foreign husband *Run an auction house I should join *Think you can help me make moneyTHEN I DON'T WANT TO KNOW YOU!!!!!I am here to make FRIENDS - not help you peddle your wares.DO NOT Waste my time or yours by friend requesting me because I'm not interested.RANT OVER - MY Profile now begins.
"For it is not inertia alone
that is responsible for human relationships
repeating themselves from case to case,
indescribably monotonous and unrenewed:
it is shyness before any sort
of new, unforeseeable experience with which
one does not think oneself able
to cope. But only someone who
is ready for everything, who excludes
nothing, not even the most enigmatical,
will live the relation to another
as something alive and will himself
draw exhaustively from his own existence"
Rainer Maria Rilke

Baby look at me
And tell me what you see.
You ain't seen the best of me yet
Give me time, I'll make you forget the rest.
I got a story, and you can set it free
I can catch the moon in my hand
Don't you know who I am?
Remember my name (Fame)
I'm gonna live forever
I'm gonna learn how to fly (High)
I feel it coming together
People will see me and die (Fame)
I'm gonna make it to heaven
Light up the sky like a flame (Fame)
I'm gonna live forever
Baby, remember my name
Remember, Remember, Remember, Remember,
Remember, Remember, Remember, Remember
Baby hold me tight
And you can make it right.
You can shoot me straight to the top
Give me love and take all I got.
Baby I'm in love
Too much is not enough
I surround your heart to embrace
You know I got what it takes(fame)
I'm gonna live forever
I'm gonna learn how to fly (High)
I feel it coming together
People will see me and die (Fame)
I'm gonna make it to heaven
Light up the sky like a flame (Fame)
I'm gonna live forever
Baby, remember my name
FAME - Irene Cara

Fabulous
Flirty
Diva
Romantic
Passionate
Firey
Jealous
Crazy
Intelligent
Ditzy
Scorpio
Creative
Shades of Grey
Naughty
Nice
Open
Amusing
Strong
Kind
Loving
Independant
Spiritual
Caring
Singer
Writer
Girl
Woman
Innocent
Insatiable
Longing
Kaleidoscope of emotion
Searching
Fulfilled
Unfulfilled
High Maintenance
Sassy
Fag Hag
Sensual
Drama Queen
Princess
Lover
Noir

I live in the Inner West of Sydney, 15 minutes from the city where I live with my "husband" Nick in a house where we have a mirror ball out the back! Nick is my most treasured "boy" and I love him and his husband to death.
I am a
and I wear my title with pride.
By day I work in Learning and Development as a Workplace Trainer within a large International Insurance Company and I love it. By night I write erotica, sing karaoke and like to dream that I'm a rock star, model, porn star, actress, author.......
I don't remember what my natural hair colour is anymore
My face is made up but it is not a mask, for my eyes betray my soul everytime
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"You don't understand! I coulda had class. I coulda been the fabulous ms noir" - On the Waterfront (1954)
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My Interests


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Shopping!
Music
movies
making jewellery
dancing lessons
singing karaoke
reading
writing poetry
Writing stories
Writing and erotica
kissing

falling in love
falling in lust
cooking for friends
watching drag shows
hugs
my family
reading trashy novels
"girly self help books"
fashion
my movie star sunnies
Make-up
watching the waves crash against the beach on a stormy day
getting flowers "just because"
presents
love notes
getting lost in the music like nothing else matters
my own space
myspace.......

I'd like to meet:



"I'm not interested in money, I just want to be wonderful" - Marilyn Monroe

Marilyn Monroe - I think she's beautiful and the Ultimate Noir Princess - that contradiction between innocence and naughty, Audrey Hepburn for her style and grace, Tim Freedman (lead singer of the Whitlams) I think his songwriting is pure and honest, Liv Tyler, she is absolutely perfect and my idol, Edie Sedgwick, she was beautiful and fascinating, Donald Trump so I could get a few lessons on how not to spend my cash, Chris Isaak, Colin Firth, Benicio Del Torro so I could shag them, Chris Taylor so we could have some intelligent conversation follwed by a good shag!, Andrew Hansen - I totally adore your intelligence and talent,Nigella Lawson - I love how she cooks with so much passion and Anna Nicole Smith so I could give her a few lessons on having class :)

A Tribute to the Beautiful Edie Sedgwick - "Ciao Baby!" - The Cult

On here, people who are creative, unique, don't take themselves too seriously, love to laugh, aren't afraid to be themselves - no matter the consequence, FRIENDS. I'm NOT LOOKING to be anyone's meal ticket to Australia. I am NOT looking for an INTERNATIONAL RELATIONSHIP - if you are from Overseas I'm happy to be your friend but I will NOT be your GIRLFRIEND

Future Husbands

Tim Freedman of the Whitlams

Benicio Del Torro

Keanu Reeves

The original Future Husband - Scott Carne of Kids in the Kitchen

Then

and now still a big spunk :)

Please, if you do not have a completed profile with your pictures and interests, do not contact me until you do. If you've seriously read my profile you will understand what I am about. I'm sorry if this sounds harsh but I do not have time to respond and open up about myself to people who are not willing to put themselves out and complete their profile with more than their starsign and where they are from.

If you wait for me, then I'll come for you.
Although I've travelled far, I always hold a place for you In my heart.
If you think of me, If you miss me once in a while,
Then I'll return to you. I'll return and fill that space in your heart


I love art and photography, in particular the photography of Lewis Morley

The Beautiful Christine Keeler (who else could single handedly bring down British Parliament through sex!)

Lewis Morley himself

Portrait of Felicity Kendal and Drewe Henley

My favourite art is Surrealism, and in particular the work of the master, Salvador Dali. My favourites include:

The Dream of Venus

The Metamorphosis of Narcissus

Some of Ms Noir's Girl Friends :)

My latest passion I have developed is for cards in the form of:

I also love to bowl - anyone care to join me????

Music:



The Soundtrack to my life includes music from 50's swing to modern day indie, rock, funk and opera.

My favourites in no particular order are:

Frank Sinatra
Barbara Streisand
John Mayer
Michael Buble
Velvet Revolver
The Whitlams
Joss Stone
The Dandy Warhols
Kate Ceberano
Scissor Sisters
Chris Isaak
Hoodoo Gurus
George
Sneeze
Bernie Hayes
Karma County
Darren Hayes
Savage Garden
Ricki-Lee
Thirsty Merc
Supreme Beings of Leisure
Powderfinger
Portishead
Linkin Park
Peter Fenton
Lloyd Cole & The Commotions
Dead or Alive
David Lane
Amy Winehouse
iOTA
Beyonce
Professor Groove and the Booty Affair
Dig
Regurgitator
OMD
Kylie Minogue
Ice Cream Hands
Nick Black
Perry St
Kent Eastwood
The Chocolate Lesbians
Sarah Brightman
Jeff Buckley
Toni Collette & The Finish
Andre Rieu
The Black Sorrows
Panic at the Disco
Eskimo Joe
The Clash
Supergroove
Lily Allen
Paul Mac
The Cat Empire
Custard
Nick Black
Paul Kelly
Xtina
Sneaky Sound System
B52's
Elvis Costello
Neil Diamond
Blondie
Swoop
U2
Regurgitator
Boom Crash Opera
Deborah Conway
The Audreys
Evanescence
Gwen Stefani
The Clouds
Jodi Phillis
Jenny Morris
Bernard Fanning
David Hobson
Cyndi Lauper
Rogue Traders
The Motels
Charlie Sexton
Regina Spektor
The Models
Duran Duran
Kids in the Kitchen
Pseudo Echo
Spandau Ballet
Madonna
Pink
1927
The Pretenders
Guy Sebastian
Hunters and Collectors
Dragon
INXS
Jamiroquai
Vandalism
Madison Avenue
Groove Terminator
Bic Runge
Ratcat
You am I
One Republic
The Hummingbirds
Ben Lee
Leonardo's Bride
Stella One Eleven
Rebecca's Empire
Red Hot Chilli Peppers
Frente
Lighthouse Family
Carole King
Andrea Bocelli
The Carpenters
And many many more....Especially all the wonderful music I have discovered since being here on myspace
The Australian Music scene in particular is incredible and I am blessed to have be born on the greatest continent on earth, with some of the finest bands to have ever created music


Movies:


An Affair to Remember
To sir with Love
Breakfast at Tiffanys
if it has Drew Barrymore in it I'm sure to watch
Love Benecio Del Torro, Colin Firth,Sean Penn, Cary Grant
Interview with the Vampire
African Queen
Charade
Grace of my Heart
Sweet Charity
Never Been Kissed
Tarantino is a genuis
From Dusk til Dawn
Reservoir Dogs
Pulp Fiction
Legally Blonde
Bridget Jones's Diary
The Harry Potter movies
The Constant Gardner
Kissing Jessica Stein
North by Northwest
Blade
The Long Kiss Goodnight
Henry & June
Grease
Fame
Xanadu
Flashdance
Pretty in Pink
An Officer and a Gentleman
My Beautiful Laundrette
Gentlemen Prefer Blondes
How to Marry a Millionaire
Some Like it Hot
Bus Stop
Niagra
Love Actually
Hedwig & The Angry Inch
The Girl with the Pearl Earring
Lost Highway
Mulholland Drive
a new love of Russ Meyer films (thanks Trampy)
Vixen
Supervixens
Team America - World Police
Big Dolls House
Crash
The Libertine
The Secretary
Cat on a hot tin roof
Giant
El Mariachi
Desperado
Elizabethtown
RENT
Orlando Bloom
Rufus Sewell
Ralph Fiennes
Harrison Ford
Johnny Depp
Juliette Binoche
Monica Belluci
Liv Tyler
Alan Rickman
Kate Winslet
I could go on forever :)

Television:

I'm a reality TV Junkie! - Big Brother, Australian Idol (and American), I think I'm in love with House! Got to love Oprah if I'm home during the day. Buffy, Angel, Law & Order - especially SVU, Medium, Loved Kindred - The Embraced when that was on back in the mid 90's. Alias. Sex and the City, Grey's Anatomy. The Chaser's War on Everything, Spicks and Specks, The Catherine Tate Show (she is so cool, I love her comedy!)It Takes Two, Dancing with the Stars

Books:

Love classics like Jane Austen, love trashy like Valley of the Dolls, erotica of course :) Love autobiographies and stories based on peoples lives and endeavours, The Harry Potter series, Vampire Chronicals, A Town Like Alice,

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Things made Just for me:

My Custom Book Cover by my wonderful friend John - The Graveyard Tramp

And another fabulous creation by Mr Tramp - My very own "Warhol"

My Banner, made by John Dominic of Death Valley Films

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The 1970's Ms Noir
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With my Sisters, Nicole and Melinda back in the 80's!

My Blog

My angel came to visit me

It has now been 4 months since Nan passed away and I miss her just as much today as I did the day she left.     The rational part of me knows that she is in a better place and out of sufferi...
Posted by The Fabulous Ms Noir on Sat, 07 Jun 2008 02:12:00 PST

Thank you for being my nan, I will always have such special memories xxx

The circle of life is such an amazing thing.   Tonight I sit here at my computer caught up in the middle of it, a myriad of emotions coursing through my body.     On the one side the...
Posted by The Fabulous Ms Noir on Mon, 11 Feb 2008 06:10:00 PST

Sadness and Hope in Disaster

This weekend in Australia huge 100km winds, pounding rain and frightening thunderstorms hit the east coast of our beautiful country. In Sydney where I live we had severe winds and torrential rain for ...
Posted by The Fabulous Ms Noir on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 04:08:00 PST

Gone to the land of the wrong white crowd :)

Hello my darling friends,Just a quick note to wish you all a wonderful week ahead.I'm flying out tomorrow (Sunday) to Auckland, New Zealand to train the staff in our office there and will be back in S...
Posted by The Fabulous Ms Noir on Sat, 26 May 2007 07:14:00 PST

I am The Empress

The EmpressBeauty, happiness, pleasure, success, luxury, dissipation.The Empress is associated with Venus, the feminine planet, so it represents, beauty, charm, pleasure, luxury, and delight. You may ...
Posted by The Fabulous Ms Noir on Sat, 19 May 2007 08:18:00 PST

I will not let her win

  I see her Peering out through a veil of tears Ice cold depths of blue I hear her Hear the whisper of her voice The same as mine yet somehow different I feel her Every emotion churning through...
Posted by The Fabulous Ms Noir on Thu, 17 May 2007 04:52:00 PST

Wanting..........<3

I see you Eyes pools of liquid chocolate Tall as the day is long Shoulders broad and strong Arms to be wrapped up in You look at me I smile, shyly, cautiously The liquid pools penetrating my soul My ...
Posted by The Fabulous Ms Noir on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 06:43:00 PST

Please don't look back, I am no longer her

I know it is you I know what you are trying to do I know why you are trying to do it. You have no right to that part of my life  So stop it You will not ever find what you are looking for here Or...
Posted by The Fabulous Ms Noir on Sun, 22 Apr 2007 07:58:00 PST

The Glory of Love - The Divine Ms M

The Glory of Love Bette Midler   You've got to give a little, take a little,and let your poor heart break a little.That s the story of, that s the glory of love.You've got to laugh a little, c...
Posted by The Fabulous Ms Noir on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 10:57:00 PST

Stupidity and the art of Train Travel

Stupidity, its something I have in the last 4 months discovered that humans have in abundance.     For the last 9 years of my life I have been a bus user. Everyday I would travel the gridlo...
Posted by The Fabulous Ms Noir on Sun, 01 Apr 2007 06:28:00 PST