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Miss Poopsie

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You don't appreciate the chaos and absurdity of life on this planet. You don't understand irony, or ethnicity, or eccentricity, or poetry, or the simple joy of being a regular at the diner on your block. I love that. You don't drink coffee or alcohol. You don't over eat. You don't cry when you're alone. You don't understand sarcasm. You plod through life in a neat, colorless, caffeine free, dairy free, conflict free way. I'm bold and angry and tortured and tremendous and I notice when someone has changed their hair part, or when someone is wearing two very distinctly different shades of black or when someone changes the natural temperament of their voice on the phone. I don't give out empty praise. I'm not complacent or well-adjusted. I can't spend fifteen minutes breathing and stretching and getting in touch with myself. I can't spend three minutes finishing an article. I check my answering machine nine times every day and I can't sleep at night because I feel that there is so much to do and fix and change in the world, and I wonder every day if I am making a difference and if I will ever express the greatness within me, or if I will remain forever paralyzed by muddled madness inside my head. I've wept on every birthday I've ever had because life is huge and fleeting and I hate certain people and certain shoes and I feel that life is terribly unfair and sometimes beautiful and wonderful and extraordinary but also numbing and horrifying and insurmountable and I hate myself a lot of the time. The rest of the time I adore myself and I adore my life in this city and in this world we live in. This huge and wondrous, bewildering, brilliant, horrible world.



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Stab you once for each time I thought of you...

Today has to be a better day. This weekend was all in all quite terrible.Showing promise immediately with me actually sleeping almost all night. (Anyone know anything about Trazedone? I'm interested i...
Posted by on Sun, 28 Jun 2009 04:59:00 GMT

Everyone Will Come To My Funeral To Make Sure That I Stay Dead

Once upon a time, a young Miss Poopsie was enamored with a certain band.Groundbreaking, fabulous, and all about performance art.  Peppered with lots of ambiguous sexuality.  It was the best thing I ha...
Posted by on Thu, 25 Jun 2009 09:30:00 GMT

The Long Awaited Return

...Of WEIRDNESS!As long time readers remember, I am completely obsessed and fascinated by my neighbor.  In my sick and demented way, I absolutely love watching the shenanigans unfold with the guy I ha...
Posted by on Fri, 29 May 2009 04:15:00 GMT

Not So Fast Times At Ridgemont High

It's funny to think that it's been like four years since I was diagnosed with this fuckin' eye problem.  Where does the time go?Anyway, another step in my journey with the big "H".I went to my *regula...
Posted by on Thu, 14 May 2009 17:22:00 GMT

Upside Down It Says "Wow"

And, for good reason.Mother's Day is quickly becoming one of my favorite days of the year.We keep it as wonderfully low-key and easy as possible.  The only thing I ask is: "Unless I decide differently...
Posted by on Mon, 11 May 2009 04:22:00 GMT

Responsibility? I Gave It Up For Lent.

Hahahhaa - If you've never heard the song "Irresponsible" by Voltaire - go here.   Ahhh, shit he's hilarious.  And, coincidentally, he'll be At Ground Zero on Friday, March 6th.  (For a mere Six Beans...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Feb 2009 06:15:00 GMT

Renovating Miss Poopsie

Wrapping up the holidays is a wonderful experience for me. Yesterday was spent cleaning up the evidence - taking the tree down, vacuuming up the tree needles and bits of shit of the floor, getting the...
Posted by on Sat, 27 Dec 2008 09:20:00 GMT

The Light At The End Of The Tunnel.

  .. --> @page { size: 8.5in 11in; margin: 0.79in } P { margin-bottom: 0.08in } I am reminding myself that there is only two more weeks of the bullshit left.  That's it, so I am hoping I...
Posted by on Tue, 16 Dec 2008 13:46:00 GMT

This Is Going To Piss A Lot Of People Off!

  .. --> @page { size: 8.5in 11in; margin: 0.79in } P { margin-bottom: 0.08in }Today I found out some utterly disgusting and disturbing news that I am at a loss how - or even IF - I should fe...
Posted by on Thu, 11 Dec 2008 01:42:00 GMT

Moral Police: Back In Business!

 .. --> @page { size: 8.5in 11in; margin: 0.79in } P { margin-bottom: 0.08in } --I heard the funniest shit today, and if you know me at all  you'll find this incredibly amusing as well. ...
Posted by on Wed, 15 Oct 2008 22:39:00 GMT