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emma

Rahr-er-rawrh?

About Me

Hiya. I'm a stay at home artist (collages and paintings). Oh, I almost forgot. I'm married to the most perfectly amazing man named Devon who lets me ride bitch on when he does wheelies on his Ducati, and who I like to call Devo Hardcore. (but he hates it.) Anyways, we got hitched and our iguana is no longer a bastard child.
My art site is up and running..... www.emmasart.com I have the coolest blog ever: here
I make killer pies and tarts. I do artsy modeling and I'm always looking to meet people into that kinda stuff. I like clubbing and dancing and trying new alcoholic drinks. Sometimes i'm health nut and eat like a vegetable, other times all i'll eat is ice cream and peanut butter. Eh... what else.
I have a female green Iguana named Fighter (Fifi for short). She had to get her front left leg amputated because her previous owners and care takers were totally irresponsible, undereducated douche bags. If you have any questions about proper care of green iguanas, please ask me. I like to consider myself as the "Green Iguana Education Society", and I can ramble on about them for hours and hours, and always explain what a difficult, expensive and dangerous pet they are. I found out the hard way: after spending 5 grand in vet bills and having my arms scratched up so bad that i look like a suicidal maniac. Have you noticed I'm rambling about iguanas yet?
So yeah. I'm not a music whore, infact i loath them. I moved across the country to live on the hippy coast so i could act like an old man... Now... get off my lawn.

My Interests

Art, Modeling, Porn, Cute Boys and Cuter Girls, Thrift Stores, Comic Books, Dying and Cutting Hair, Mini Skirts, Glitter, Fuzzy and Scaley Pets, Glue and sissors, rocking out with my massive cock out, Traveling around the world.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone and everyone, as long as you have an open mind, sense of humor and arn't creepy as fuck.

Music:

Punk rock, Industrial, Electronic, Goth, 80's hair Metal, 80's Pop, early 90's Rap, basically whatever i can shake my tooshie to.

Movies:

Japanime, Disney Movies and Anything with gratuitous sex and violence.

Television:

I dont watch it that often by when i do its to something on Tivo. Generally Sex in the City (I know I'm a girl, i cant help it), monster house or anything on the Amimal Planet channel... Or the sci fi channel, especially the two Stargate shows.... Yes I am a nerd. And the Simpsons, Futurama and Family Guy, but those should go without saying.

Books:

Almost anything by Neil Gaiman, Poppy z. Brite, Christian Jacq, Anne Rice, Melvin Burgess, Charles Bukowski, William S. Burroughs. Also I dig most morbid and gruesome non-fiction.

Heroes:

Devon, Fifi and Senor Lemur.

My Blog

Check out the blog that i actually use.....

So i dont use this blog, but i do have one that i actually update on occasion. Go check it out!Go visit a blog that I actually update!An as always visit my art site - www.emmasart.com - where you can ...
Posted by emma on Fri, 30 Dec 2005 12:49:00 PST