Fire, shiny objects, ants, putting up with other peoples' complete bullshit, making other people put up with my complete bullshit
Sure sucks being a manic depressive...
I'd like to meet:
Zeke, Bob, Geena, "Catheter" Willie, Elspeth, Simon. I don't know, I've met some pretty neat people so far...
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You scored as Stoner. Hahah! You stupid druggie!
Stoner
47%
Emo Kid
47%
Punk
47%
Loner
40%
Geek/Nerd
33%
Goth
20%
Hot
20%
"Ghetto"
13%
Jock
7%
Prep
0%
What Highschool Clique Do You Belong To?
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Retarded Animal Babies
You Are Corona
You don't drink for the love of beer. You drink to get drunk.
You prefer a very light, very smooth beer. A beer that's hardly a beer at all.
And while you make not like the taste of beer, you like the feeling of being drunk.
You drink early and often. Sometimes with friends. Sometimes alone. All the party needs is you!
What's Your Beer Personality?
You Are 76% Evil
You are very evil. And you're too evil to care.
Those who love you probably also fear you. A lot.
How Evil Are You?
The Reverend Dan will go to jail for ...
Biting someone’s nipple off
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Your Life is Like
Being John Malkovich
What John Cusack Movie Are You?
You Are 76% Sociopath
The good news is that you're devastatingly charming.
The bad news? You mostly use those charms for evil!
Are You A Sociopath?
Your Personality Is Like Acid
A bit wacky, you're very difficult to predict.
One moment you're in your own little happy universe...
And the next, you're on a bad trip to your own personal hell!
What Drug Is Your Personality Like?
You Will Die at Age 61
You're pretty average when it comes to how you live...
And how you'll die as well.
What Age Will You Die?
Your Deadly Sins
Envy: 80%
Sloth: 80%
Greed: 60%
Pride: 60%
Wrath: 60%
Lust: 40%
Gluttony: 20%
Chance You'll Go to Hell: 57%
You will die a boring death. While dying, you will be jealous of those who die dramatic deaths.
How Sinful Are You?
Your Pimp Name Is...
His Majesty Glider
What's Your Pimp Name?
Your Band Name is:
The Iraqi Fajitas
Band Name Generator
You Are a Glam Rocker!
You put the "show" in rock show with your larger than life self.
No doubt, you are all about making good music...
But what really gets you going is having an over the top show.
Glitter, costumes, and wild hair are your thing - with some rock thrown in!
What Kind of Rocker Are You?
Reverend Dan --
[noun]:
A hard-core grave robber
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You Are Bert
Extremely serious and a little eccentric, people find you loveable - even if you don't love them!
You are usually feeling: Logical - you rarely let your emotions rule you
You are famous for: Being smart, a total neat freak, and maybe just a little evil
How you life your life: With passion, even if your odd passions (like bottle caps and pigeons) are baffling to others
The Sesame Street Personality Quiz
Music:
Well, a smaller list would be to list what I don't like- because I like a lot of stuff, but: Electric 6, Johnny Cash, The Frogs, Ween, Tenacious D, David Allen Coe, Willie Nelson, Rage Against the Machine, Flaming Lips, Elvis, Janice Joplin, Zappa, Johnny Thunders, Violent Femmes, Stinky Puffs :), Mothball, Louis Armstrong's version of What a Wonderful World, Nirvana (yep, I know it's not "in" to say so- a big F.U. to anyone who was thinking it), The Pixies, Snoop Dogg, Janice Figure,Captain Beefheart and his Magic Band, Beastie Boys, Sonic Youth, Meat Puppets, Christ on a Crutch, The Damned, many many more.
Movies:
Breakfast of Champions, Natural Born Killers, Alice in Wonderland, American Beauty, Office Space, Gummo, Freddy vs Jason, Full Metal Jacket, Tombstone, Punishment Park, The Aristocrats, Kung Pao: Enter the Fist, Who Framed Roger Rabbit, The Usual Suspects, Freddy Got Fingered, Sarah Silverman's Jesus is Magic
Television:
The Amazing Race (hey, I don't get to travel much), The Apprentice, Deadwood
Books:
Vonnegut, Kafka, Neruda, King, The Lottery (Jackson) always cracks me up, Shakespeare, Dr. Gonzo, Updike (usually), Robbins, Mailer, again many more.
Heroes:
Superman. Who's a boy supposed to look up to these days? Oh, Bill FUCKING GATES, WARREN "I OWN YOU" BUFFETT, Donald Trump (hmmm, so I do actually kind of like him)...
Ah, that's just jaded. There are people doing real good out there. Name one? Mother Teresa. So there, motherfuckers. Whoops, crazy when alive and pretty much dead right now. Ummm... probably someone else but I'm too jaded right now. Plus it's the end of the survey so I'm tired. I doubt you read all this bullshit anyway. It's just fun to think someone might look at this crap.
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