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Big Erne

I am here for Dating

About Me

I'm on a gravy train with biscuit wheels. But before my meteoric rise to the top of Bowling's elite, I was just a commoner like you. I used to have to fight over women, pretend to care about the crippled, refrain from yelling at other people's children, acknowledge the existence of fat chicks, wait in line at the Red Lobster buffett; but now I'm rich. Now all I care about is smoking, drinking, gambling, and chasing tail. So long you Munsoned suckers!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Eddie Elias, Buzz Fazio, "Little" Dick Weber, Chris Schenknel, Dick "The Head" Ritger, Ray Bluth, Chuck "The Hammer" Pezzano, and Billy "Sparechange" Welu; truly some of Bowling's finest

My Blog

unified

Ernie McCracken: "I'm Ernie McCracken. When I found out that little Billy here was growing up without a daddy, I had to do something." Unified Fund Mom: "When Big Ern saw our picture in the paper, he ...
Posted by on Wed, 22 Mar 2006 15:29:00 GMT

pulling

T.V. Interviewer: "So, which opponent poses the biggest threat to you in the tournament?" Ernie McCracken: "Me. If I get drunk and fall down and hurt myself, I might lose. Sure babe. What's your name?...
Posted by on Wed, 22 Mar 2006 15:27:00 GMT

perfume

Do me a favor, will you? Would you mind washing off that perfume before you come back to our table?
Posted by on Sun, 19 Mar 2006 16:07:00 GMT

pressure

It all comes down to this roll. Roy Munson, a man-child, with a dream to topple bowling giant Ernie McCracken. If he strikes, he's the 1979 Odor-Eaters Champion. He's got one foot in the frying pan an...
Posted by on Sun, 19 Mar 2006 16:04:00 GMT